To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Please log in to add to collections.
Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

"You may kiss the bride." He lifts the flap and then the girl goes, "Check it out."

"You may kiss the bride." He lifts the flap and then the girl goes, "Check it out."

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.043
"You may kiss the bride."
00:00:02.127 --> 00:00:03.767
He lifts the flap and then the girl goes,
00:00:03.795 --> 00:00:04.879
"Check it out."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:43
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
Think of the money to be made - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Think of the money to be made
Think of how we could pitch it like, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
Think of how we could pitch it like,
Now, when I say her face and her body, gentlemen, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
Now, when I say her face and her body, gentlemen,
My motivation is to shit on everyone and together we rise. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
My motivation is to shit on everyone and together we rise.
I married one and I slept with a bunch of hot ones right before, so... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I married one and I slept with a bunch of hot ones right bef...
When I say her face and her body are big parts - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
When I say her face and her body are big parts
They're visual creatures, which means, girls, they have to be - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
They're visual creatures, which means, girls, they have...
It doesn't have to be the whole thing, it could be a hair. Just a whisker. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
It doesn't have to be the whole thing, it could be a ha...
Just a nub. They're like, "Hey, what's that?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Just a nub. They're like, "Hey, what's that?&...
...looks, hook him, and then your heart of gold reels him in. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
...looks, hook him, and then your heart of gold reels him in...
No man's ever been like, "I want to set you up with a girl." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
No man's ever been like, "I want to set you up wit...
He saw you at work, at a bar, on an app, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
He saw you at work, at a bar, on an app,
...approached you, fingers crossed, like, "Please don't be a lunatic." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
...approached you, fingers crossed, like, "Please don&#...
It means a lot to me. Let's go." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
It means a lot to me. Let's go."
That's fine, she seems warm." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
That's fine, she seems warm."
Like, "Men are pigs." You want a man that is visually-wired - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Like, "Men are pigs." You want a man that is visua...
"I don't care about her looks." Yeah, 'cause she's hot. So, nice try. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"I don't care about her looks." Yeah, 'c...
A man would have to be so broken by society to be like, "I don't care - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
A man would have to be so broken by society to be like, &quo...
And rather than get angry about the way that they're naturally wired, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:14
And rather than get angry about the way that they're na...
Let's use the information we have - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
Let's use the information we have