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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're like that goat in the cage in that first Jurassic Park like

You're like that goat in the cage in that first Jurassic Park like

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You're like that goat in the cage
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in that first Jurassic Park like...
Duration
5 seconds
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40
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:04
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don't experience - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Slowly lowering yourself down, praying to God that you don&#...
But none is more embarrassing than the horror - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
But none is more embarrassing than the horror
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
'Cause it couldn't contain your lady meat.
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of your skirt, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
So you finally sit down, right? You go down to the hem of yo...
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
You go to lift up the hem and that's when you realize
And you sit there and you wait - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
And you sit there and you wait
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
But, of course, the onus is on the woman to pass this test
...and turned on at your new choice in mate, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
...and turned on at your new choice in mate,
That's who I might have a family with." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
That's who I might have a family with."
And you have to sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And you have to sit there
And sit there - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
And sit there
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever going to wear. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
This is the most expensive dress you're probably ever g...
You're like, "That's my husband." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
You're like, "That's my husband."
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
So he gets under there, slides his five-o'clock shadow....
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Works Plumeria. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
The viscous exchange of Drakkar Noir with Bath & Body Wo...
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like precision. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Clamps down on that garter with, let's hope, wolf-like ...
...to the ground - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
...to the ground
And I did not want to wear a veil - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
And I did not want to wear a veil
I don't like the idea that as a... - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I don't like the idea that as a...
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman and it's tradition, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
I don't like the notion that because I'm a woman a...