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Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled

You're not allowed to say that, especially if you're a woman,God forbid, over 30

You're not allowed to say that, especially if you're a woman,
God forbid, over 30

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You're not allowed to say that,
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especially if you're a woman, God forbid, over 30.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:01
Uploaded
Jun 06, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
There is a world where you can admit that something is difficult - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
There is a world where you can admit that something is diffi...
I love my husband, but the wedding part is exhausting. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
I love my husband, but the wedding part is exhausting.
It is a physical and mental and financial just gauntlet. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:05
It is a physical and mental and financial just gauntlet.
Right? What, did you meditate? "I just want to be centered." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
Right? What, did you meditate? "I just want to be cente...
You did your little workout and then you got your makeup done - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
You did your little workout and then you got your makeup don...
And you got a situation room and a silence cone - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:07
And you got a situation room and a silence cone
"Something tasty, doesn't matter if I'm fat - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"Something tasty, doesn't matter if I'm fat
Went out, had a drink, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Went out, had a drink,
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding for you?" - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:08
He took a nap, he woke up to an alarm labeled "Wedding ...
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is having as much fun - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
The bride, it just doesn't seem like the bride is havin...
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:10
They don't tell you that when you have a wedding,
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room's got food on tables. - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
"We said 'I do' in this room and that room�...
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem." - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:06
Should go from A to B, shortest distance. No problem."
People have to be let in. You have to plan for these moments - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:04
People have to be let in. You have to plan for these moments
I will give you an example. So, if you're the couple - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
I will give you an example. So, if you're the couple
If you're the couple that wants to have the DJ to everyone at the party - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
If you're the couple that wants to have the DJ to every...
Meaning, if you want that reveal, you, after you say "I do," - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:11
Meaning, if you want that reveal, you, after you say "I...
Okay, then you go and you take your couples pictures - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:09
Okay, then you go and you take your couples pictures
So that's three parties. The party they're going to, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:13
So that's three parties. The party they're going t...
My wedding planner was like, "So did you want to do, - Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled 00:12
My wedding planner was like, "So did you want to do,