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I'm Your Man

In order to obtain research funds for her studies, a scientist accepts an offer to participate in an extraordinary experiment: for three weeks, she is to live with a humanoid robot, created to make her happy.

Director

Maria Schrader

Year

Genre

comedy, drama, romance

Box Office

$275,155

Production

N/A

Awards

10 wins & 15 nominations total

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Okay, cool.
-I'll help you. No big deal. - I'm Your Man

Okay, cool. -I'll help you. No big deal.

It's really not what you think.
-You can fool lots of people, but not me. - I'm Your Man

It's really not what you think. -You can fool lots of p...

I know that look.
You used to look at me that way. - I'm Your Man

I know that look. You used to look at me that way.

Nonsense, but I don't want to fight.
Believe what you want. - I'm Your Man

Nonsense, but I don't want to fight. Believe what you w...

It would be nice if things calmed down,
and you and Steffi could meet, too. - I'm Your Man

It would be nice if things calmed down, and you and Steffi c...

Maybe you'd like to come
to our housewarming? - I'm Your Man

Maybe you'd like to come to our housewarming?

You're moving in?
-For financial reasons, mostly. - I'm Your Man

You're moving in? -For financial reasons, mostly.

Don't worry.
It's been hanging here long enough. - I'm Your Man

Don't worry. It's been hanging here long enough.

Of course I don't mean
you should be completely silent. - I'm Your Man

Of course I don't mean you should be completely silent.

Just say "a colleague from London."
That's enough. - I'm Your Man

Just say "a colleague from London." That's en...

But they'll just have to deal with that. - I'm Your Man

But they'll just have to deal with that.

If you think the weather's lovely
and it's the weekend for everyone else, - I'm Your Man

If you think the weather's lovely and it's the wee...

But at least there's coffee - I'm Your Man

But at least there's coffee

Patrick, want a coffee?
-Sure. Thank you. - I'm Your Man

Patrick, want a coffee? -Sure. Thank you.

He works with Persian cuneiform,
but he wanted to see what we're up to. - I'm Your Man

He works with Persian cuneiform, but he wanted to see what w...

Should I give Tom a little tour?
I'm waiting for a slow upload anyway. - I'm Your Man

Should I give Tom a little tour? I'm waiting for a slow...

Can I grab you for a second?
I'd like to show you something. - I'm Your Man

Can I grab you for a second? I'd like to show you somet...

I don't know
how familiar you are with our abstract, - I'm Your Man

I don't know how familiar you are with our abstract,

But essentially we're trying to prove that even in 4 000 BC - I'm Your Man

But essentially we're trying to prove that even in 4...

Persian cuneiform
has a fraction of the characters. - I'm Your Man

Persian cuneiform has a fraction of the characters.

Are you familiar with Sumerian cuneiform?
-Yes. - I'm Your Man

Are you familiar with Sumerian cuneiform? -Yes.

It only has 27 million more combinations
than Persian cuneiform. - I'm Your Man

It only has 27 million more combinations than Persian cuneif...

What's up?
-While looking at the tablets, - I'm Your Man

What's up? -While looking at the tablets,

What? I don't speak Spanish.
-The Poetry of Cuneiform: - I'm Your Man

What? I don't speak Spanish. -The Poetry of Cuneiform:

Why are you so upset?
-Are you fucking kidding me? - I'm Your Man

Why are you so upset? -Are you fucking kidding me?

Why I'm upset?
I've researched this for three years! - I'm Your Man

Why I'm upset? I've researched this for three year...

Three years, day and night!
And right before we publish, - I'm Your Man

Three years, day and night! And right before we publish,

This was all for fucking nothing - I'm Your Man

This was all for fucking nothing

That people
have always played with words, - I'm Your Man

That people have always played with words,

Humanity should be informed of that
and they will be. - I'm Your Man

Humanity should be informed of that and they will be.

So the tears in your eyes - I'm Your Man

So the tears in your eyes

You're the first man
who's ever understood me. - I'm Your Man

You're the first man who's ever understood me.

Can I kiss you please?
-You'll have to ask that woman. - I'm Your Man

Can I kiss you please? -You'll have to ask that woman.

Something dumb?
Can't you stop doing everything right? - I'm Your Man

Something dumb? Can't you stop doing everything right?

You don't know what you want.
-No, I don't know what I want. - I'm Your Man

You don't know what you want. -No, I don't know wh...

So, what's the deal with your cock? - I'm Your Man

So, what's the deal with your cock?

Or your sensor isn't activated
and you won't get... hard? - I'm Your Man

Or your sensor isn't activated and you won't get.....

Is that part of your algorithm? - I'm Your Man

Is that part of your algorithm?

If it seems appropriate, I believe
I could display something like anger. - I'm Your Man

If it seems appropriate, I believe I could display something...

Or even get angry.
I've never understood the difference. - I'm Your Man

Or even get angry. I've never understood the difference...

He's never understood,
yet he understands everything. - I'm Your Man

He's never understood, yet he understands everything.

Come on, there has to be a little anger
in that tiny, automated heart of yours. - I'm Your Man

Come on, there has to be a little anger in that tiny, automa...

Don't talk to me that way!
-Why? Will you short-circuit? - I'm Your Man

Don't talk to me that way! -Why? Will you short-circuit...

The sensor works rather well, I see. - I'm Your Man

The sensor works rather well, I see.

You don't mind if
I treat you like a human for a second? - I'm Your Man

You don't mind if I treat you like a human for a second...

What are you doing?
-Creating a romantic mood, I guess. - I'm Your Man

What are you doing? -Creating a romantic mood, I guess.

Fuck the pedestrian sexual fantasies
of your 17 million mind files! - I'm Your Man

Fuck the pedestrian sexual fantasies of your 17 million mind...

And would it satisfy
your longing for originality, - I'm Your Man

And would it satisfy your longing for originality,

No, I don't want to dance.
I want to know... - I'm Your Man

No, I don't want to dance. I want to know...

What it's like to screw you. - I'm Your Man

What it's like to screw you.

What the hell?
-You should sleep now. - I'm Your Man

What the hell? -You should sleep now.

We should sleep together,
that's what. - I'm Your Man

We should sleep together, that's what.

It's a good time
when I say it's a good time! - I'm Your Man

It's a good time when I say it's a good time!

You're here to fulfill my wishes.
-Yes, exactly. - I'm Your Man

You're here to fulfill my wishes. -Yes, exactly.

You're made for this!
-See you tomorrow. - I'm Your Man

You're made for this! -See you tomorrow.

Good morning.
-This is definitely not a good morning. - I'm Your Man

Good morning. -This is definitely not a good morning.

There's time for that to change.
-Tom's not here. - I'm Your Man

There's time for that to change. -Tom's not here.

Do I look like his mother?
Can't you locate him somehow? - I'm Your Man

Do I look like his mother? Can't you locate him somehow...

Otherwise it would be
constant surveillance, of you as well. - I'm Your Man

Otherwise it would be constant surveillance, of you as well.

Do you take milk in your coffee?
-No thanks, but maybe a little sugar. - I'm Your Man

Do you take milk in your coffee? -No thanks, but maybe a lit...

So, you've now spent - I'm Your Man

So, you've now spent

It works.
-What do you mean? - I'm Your Man

It works. -What do you mean?

As you can see, he makes breakfast,
he says meaningful things, it's great. - I'm Your Man

As you can see, he makes breakfast, he says meaningful thing...

You may not realize,
but you treat Tom like a machine. - I'm Your Man

You may not realize, but you treat Tom like a machine.

You may not realize but you treat Tom like a machine - I'm Your Man

You may not realize but you treat Tom like a machine

Yes, I definitely realized that.
-Why do you think that is? - I'm Your Man

Yes, I definitely realized that. -Why do you think that is?

He has no feelings.
He's programmed to simulate emotion. - I'm Your Man

He has no feelings. He's programmed to simulate emotion...

He's just an extension of my own self.
Don't you see? - I'm Your Man

He's just an extension of my own self. Don't you s...

A badly programmed,
simulated couples therapist is telling me - I'm Your Man

A badly programmed, simulated couples therapist is telling m...

No! Why don't you walk
right out of my apartment! - I'm Your Man

No! Why don't you walk right out of my apartment!

And tell your company
to invest in a real consultant! - I'm Your Man

And tell your company to invest in a real consultant!

Or update your operating system - I'm Your Man

Or update your operating system

That operating system comment was nasty.
-I'm sorry, but she's a real twit. - I'm Your Man

That operating system comment was nasty. -I'm sorry, bu...

I admit she's not
the best poster child for our species. - I'm Your Man

I admit she's not the best poster child for our species...

I wanted to apologize - I'm Your Man

I wanted to apologize

I wasn't the best poster child
for my species either. - I'm Your Man

I wasn't the best poster child for my species either.

You could've told her
I threw hard objects at you. - I'm Your Man

You could've told her I threw hard objects at you.

Can I help you find a new research topic?
I have a few ideas. - I'm Your Man

Can I help you find a new research topic? I have a few ideas...

Cuneiform, the paper, the evaluation, - I'm Your Man

Cuneiform, the paper, the evaluation,

I don't need help from anybody!
Don't treat me like a child! - I'm Your Man

I don't need help from anybody! Don't treat me lik...

I'm 80! I've done it my whole life! - I'm Your Man

I'm 80! I've done it my whole life!

I just want you to put on...
-Hello? I want to fight, too! - I'm Your Man

I just want you to put on... -Hello? I want to fight, too!

Nonsense! I won't take them off! - I'm Your Man

Nonsense! I won't take them off!

Cucumber juice, spinach juice, - I'm Your Man

Cucumber juice, spinach juice,

Wheat beer, toad beer, - I'm Your Man

Wheat beer, toad beer,

That's enough. Put your pants on...!
-There are no glasses. - I'm Your Man

That's enough. Put your pants on...! -There are no glas...

Put on the blue pants, fine with me!
Just put pants on! - I'm Your Man

Put on the blue pants, fine with me! Just put pants on!

Do children drink,
or do you have to water them? - I'm Your Man

Do children drink, or do you have to water them?

I don't care which pair,
just put on some pants! - I'm Your Man

I don't care which pair, just put on some pants!

Oh, him.
That's not a man, that's a robot. - I'm Your Man

Oh, him. That's not a man, that's a robot.

I'm Your Man poster

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In order to obtain research funds for her studies, a scientist accepts an offer to participate in an extraordinary experiment: for three weeks, she is to live with a humanoid robot, created to make her happy.

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Director: Maria Schrader

Writer: Jan Schomburg, Maria Schrader, Emma Braslavsky

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2021

MetaScore: 78/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: $275,155

Released: 24 Sep 2021

Awards: 10 wins & 15 nominations total

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