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How'd your date goMy date involved two instances of extreme violenceOne instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thingwhich lasted all too briefly Isn't that always the wayOne instance of

So all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine

In Bruges • 2008

Ken:
How'd your date go?Ray:My date involved two instances of extreme violence, one instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing which lasted all too briefly - isn't that always the way? -, one instance of me stealing five grams of very high-quality cocaine and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead: so all in all... my evening pretty much balanced out, fine

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How'd your date go

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My date involved two instances of extreme violence

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One instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing

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which lasted all too briefly Isn't that always the way

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One instance of me stealing five grams of her very high quality cocaine

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and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead

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So all in all my evening pretty much balanced out fine

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كيف كان موعدك

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لقد حدث فيه شيئان عنيفان جدا

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أحدهما بخصوصها وهو ممارسة الجنس اليدوي

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والذي كان قصيرا جدا أليست هذه هي الطريقة المعتادة

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وأنني سرقت خمسة جرامات من الكوكايين العالي الجودة الخاص بها

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والحدث الآخر بخصوصي وهو انني أصبت شخصا لوطيا حليق الرأس بالعمى

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ولذلك أمسيتي كانت جيدة إلى حد كبير

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أحصلت على خمسة جرامات من الكوكايين

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Une bière de tapette Et ton rencard

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Très violent sur deux fronts

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Sa main sur ma bite et mon doigt dans sa chatte moment trop bref

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C'est toujours comme ça non Puis je lui ai volé 5 g de cocaïne

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et j'ai aveuglé un pédé de skinhead

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L'un dans l'autre une soirée plutôt équilibrée

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Tu as 5 grammes de cocaïne

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Wie war deine Verabredung

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Meine Verabredung bestand aus zwei Fällen extremer Gewalt

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Ein Fall war ihre Hand an meinem Schwanz und meine Finger an ihrem Ding

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Das war aber schnell vorbei Wie üblich

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Ein Fall war dass ich fünf Gramm hochwertiges Kokain gestohlen habe

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und ein Fall dass ich einen schwulen Skinhead geblendet habe

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Also ein richtiger ausgewogener Abend

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Du hast fünf Gramm Kokain

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Bagaimana dengan kencanmu

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Kencanku melibatkan 2 hal kekerasan

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Satu hal tangannya di kemaluanku dan jariku di bagiannya

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yg berlangsung terlalu singkat Apakah selalu begitu

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Satu hal dariku mencuri 5 gram kokainnya yg berkualitas tinggi

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dan satu hal dariku membutakan seorang seorang skinhead kecil

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Jadi semuanya malamku cukup seimbang dengan baik

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Kau dapat 5gr kokain

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Какие печали Ну знаешь непросто быть грустным старым уродливым человечком

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Одно гейское пиво пожалуйста

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Как прошло свидание

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Мое свидание включило в себя два эпизода чрезмерного насилия

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один эпизод с ее рукой на моем члене и моем пальце в ее норке

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что продолжалось очень недолго Впрочем разве это не всегда так

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Один эпизод где я украл у нее пять граммов очень здоровского кокаина

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и один эпизод где я ослепил маленького гомосячного скинхеда

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Так что в итоге мой вечер был вполне неплохо сбалансирован

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Una cerveza gay por favor Qué tal tu cita

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Mi cita incluyó dos episodios violentos

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uno con su mano en mi polla y mi dedo en su cosa

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aunque demasiado breve Como siempre

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Otro robándole cinco gramos de su cocaína de calidad

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y otro dejando ciego a un marica skinhead

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Así que en general la velada no me ha ido tan mal

Available in 7 languages

Duration

19 seconds

Views

532

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:39

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Twins Financing,Blueprint Pictures,Focus Features,Scion Films,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Actors

Ken

Brendan Gleeson

Ray