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This movie, I think it's gonna be a very good one

This movie,I think it's gonna be a very good one. There's never beena classic movie made...

In Bruges • 2008

This movie,I think it's gonna be a very good one. There's never beena classic movie made in Bruges until now. Of course there hasn't,It's a shithole. Bruges is my hometown, Ray. Well, it's still a shithole. It's not a shithole. What? Even midgets have totake drugs to stick it. Okay. So, you've insultedmy hometown. You're doingvery well, Raymond. Why don't you tell mesome Belgian jokes while you're at it? I don't knowany Belgian jokes. And if I did,I think I'd have the good sense not to… Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were allthose child abuse murders lately? Then I do knowa Belgian joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse. And they only inventedthe chocolates to get to the kids. What? One of the girlsthey murdered was a friend of mine

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This movie I think it's gonna be a very good one

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There's never been a classic movie made in Bruges until now

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Of course there hasn't it's a shithole

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Bruges is my hometown Ray

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Well it's still a shithole

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It's not a shithole

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What Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it

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Okay

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So you've insulted my hometown

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You're doing very well Raymond

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Why don't you tell me some Belgian jokes while you're at it

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I don't know any Belgian jokes

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And if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to

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Hey hang on Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately

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Then I do know a Belgian joke

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What's Belgium famous for

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Chocolates and child abuse

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And they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids

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What

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One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine

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أعتقد أن هذا الفيلم سيكون رائعا

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لم يسبق أبدا عمل فيلم رومانسي في بروجز

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بالطبع لم يحدث إنها قذرة

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بروجز هي موطني يا راي

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حسنا ما زالت قذرة

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ليست قذرة

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ماذا حتى الأقزام تتعاطى المخدرات لكي تتحمل البقاء بها

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حسنا

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لقد أهنت بلدي

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أنت تقوم بعمل رائع يا رايموند

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لماذا لا تخبرني بعض النكات البلجيكية

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لا أعرف أي نكات بلجيكية

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ولو كنت أعرف ما كنت سأخبرك

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انتظري هل بلجيكا هي المكان الذي حدثت فيه كل جرائم انتهاك الأطفال هذه مؤخرا

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إذن أنا اعرف نكتة بلجيكية

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ما الذي تشتهر به بلجيكا

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الشيكولاتة وانتهاك الأطفال

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لقد اخترعوا الشيكولاتة فقط من أجل الأطفال

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ماذا

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إحدي الفتيات اللائي قتلن كانت صديقة لي

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Je pense que ça va être un bon film

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C'est le premier film classique tourné à Bruges

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Pas étonnant c'est un trou

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C'est ma ville Ray

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C'est quand même un trou Non c'est faux

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Même les nains se droguent pour la supporter

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Tu as insulté ma ville

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Tu t'en sors très bien Raymond

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Raconte moi des blagues belges aussi

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J'en connais aucune

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Et si j'en avais je pense que j'aurais l'intelligence

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La Belgique c'est là où il y a eu tous ces meurtres pédophiles

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Alors je connais une blague belge

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Pour quoi la Belgique est elle célèbre

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Les pédophiles et le chocolat pour attirer les enfants

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Quoi

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Une des victimes était mon amie

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Ich glaube der Film wird gut

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Bis heute hat noch niemand einen klassischen Film in Brügge gedreht

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Logisch in diesem Scheissloch

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Brügge ist meine Heimat Ray

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Trotzdem ein Scheissloch

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Es ist KEIN Scheissloch

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Doch sogar Zwerge nehmen Drogen damit sie's hier aushalten

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Okay

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Also du beleidigst meine Heimatstadt

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Nur weiter so Raymond

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Warum nicht auch noch ein paar Belgierwitze

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Ich kenne keine Belgierwitze

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Und wenn dann wäre ich sicher nicht so blöd

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Warte mal Ist Belgien nicht bekannt wegen Kindermördern

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Dann kenne ich einen Belgierwitz

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Wofür ist Belgien berühmt

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Schokolade und Kindsmissbrauch

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Und die Schokolade haben sie nur um besser an die Kinder ranzukommen

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Was

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Eines dieser Kinder war meine Freundin

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Film ini aku rasa akan menjadi film yg bagus

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Tidak pernah ada film klasik yg dibuat di Bruges sampai sekarang

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Tentu saja tidak pernah ini kota yg buruk

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Bruges ini kampung halamanku Ray

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Tetap saja kota yg buruk

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Ini bukan kota yg buruk

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Apa Bahkan orang kerdil harus memakai narkoba utk bertahan

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Okay

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Jadi kau sudah menghina kampung halamanku

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Yg kaulakukan sangat baik Raymond

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Mengapa kau tidak katakan padaku beberapa lelucon Belgia

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Aku tidak tahu lelucon Belgia

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Dan jika aku lakukan aku rasa aku punya akal sehat utk tidak

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Hey tunggu Apakah Belgia tempat dimana semua pembunuhan siksaan anak2 akhir2 ini

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Maka aku tahu sebuah lelucon Belgia

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Apa yg terkenal dari Belgia

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Cokelat dan penyiksaan anak

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dan mereka menemukan cokelat utk diberikan kepada anak2

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Apa

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Satu dari perempuan yg mereka bunuh adalah temanku

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Этот наш фильм я думаю он будет очень хорошим

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В Брюгге раньше никогда не снимали классических фильмов

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Конечно не снимали это ж сраная дыра

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Брюгге мой родной город Рэй

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Ну он все равно дыра

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Он не дыра

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Что Даже лилипутам приходится принимать наркотики чтобы не хотелось сбежать

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Ну ладно

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Итак ты оскорбил мой родной город

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У тебя хорошо получается Рэймонд

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Может расскажешь мне уже несколько бельгийских шуток

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Я не знаю никаких бельгийских шуток

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И если бы я знал я думаю что у меня хватило бы благоразумия не

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Эй подожди это в Бельгии были недавно вот эти скандалы с педофилами убийцами

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Тогда я знаю бельгийскую шутку

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Чем знаменита Бельгия

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Шоколадом и педофилией

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И они изобрели шоколад только для того чтобы заманивать детишек

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Чего

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Одна из убитых девушек была моей подругой

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Creo que la película va a ser muy buena

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Nunca se había rodado una película clásica en Brujas

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Lo supongo Es un estercolero

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Brujas es mi ciudad

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Para mí es un estercolero Eso no es cierto

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Qué Hasta los enanos se drogan para soportarla

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Bien

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Has insultado a mi ciudad

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Lo estás haciendo muy bien Raymond

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Por qué no me cuentas chistes de belgas de paso

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No sé ninguno de belgas

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Y aunque los supiera tendría el sentido común de no

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Espera Es aquí donde hubo crímenes con abusos infantiles

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Entonces sí sé un chiste de belgas

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Por qué tiene fama Bélgica

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Por los bombones y el abuso de menores

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Inventaron los bombones para atraer a los niños

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Qué

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Una de las chicas que mataron era amiga mía

Available in 7 languages

Duration

55 seconds

Views

615

Timestamp in Movie

00:33:12

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Twins Financing,Blueprint Pictures,Focus Features,Scion Films,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Actors

Ray

Harry