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Hey-ho

Hey-ho. Drowningyour sorrows, huh? What sorrows?You know, being a sad, old, ugly little...

In Bruges • 2008

Hey-ho. Drowningyour sorrows, huh? What sorrows?You know, being a sad, old, ugly little man. One gay beer, please. How'd your date go? My date involvedtwo instances of extreme violence. One instance of her handon my cock and my finger up her thing, which lasted all too briefly.Isn't that always the way? One instance of me stealing five grams ofher very-high-quality cocaine, and one instance of meblinding a poofy little skinhead. So, all in all,my evening pretty much balanced out fine. You got five grams of coke? I've got four grams on meand one gram in me, which is why me heartis going like the clappers, as if I'm about tohave a heart attack. So if I collapse any minute now, pleaseremember to tell the doctors that it might have somethingto do with the coke. Give us a gram, then. I thought you werelaying off, because it makes you depressed? You know what?Right now, I don't really give a fuck

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Hey ho Drowning your sorrows huh

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What sorrows You know being a sad old ugly little man

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One gay beer please

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How'd your date go

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My date involved two instances of extreme violence

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One instance of her hand on my cock and my finger up her thing

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which lasted all too briefly Isn't that always the way

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One instance of me stealing five grams of her very high quality cocaine

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and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead

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So all in all my evening pretty much balanced out fine

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You got five grams of coke

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I've got four grams on me and one gram in me

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which is why me heart is going like the clappers

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as if I'm about to have a heart attack

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So if I collapse any minute now please remember to tell the doctors

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that it might have something to do with the coke

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Give us a gram then

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I thought you were laying off because it makes you depressed

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You know what Right now I don't really give a fuck

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أتحاول أن ت غرق احزانك

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أية أحزان كونك رجلا حزينا عجوزا دميما

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بيرة من فضلك

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كيف كان موعدك

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لقد حدث فيه شيئان عنيفان جدا

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أحدهما بخصوصها وهو ممارسة الجنس اليدوي

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والذي كان قصيرا جدا أليست هذه هي الطريقة المعتادة

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وأنني سرقت خمسة جرامات من الكوكايين العالي الجودة الخاص بها

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والحدث الآخر بخصوصي وهو انني أصبت شخصا لوطيا حليق الرأس بالعمى

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ولذلك أمسيتي كانت جيدة إلى حد كبير

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أحصلت على خمسة جرامات من الكوكايين

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معي أربعة وتناولت واحدا

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ولهذا قلبي يدق مثل الجرس

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وكأني سأصاب بأزمة قلبية

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ولذلك لو انهرت في أي لحظة الآن فلتخبر الأطباء

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أن هذا ربما يكون له علاقة بالكوكايين

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أعطنا جراما إذن

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أعتقد أنك لا تحبه لأنه يجعلك مكتئبا

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أتعرف الآن لا يهمني هذا

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On noie son chagrin Quel chagrin

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Celui d'être un vieux petit monsieur

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Une bière de tapette Et ton rencard

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Très violent sur deux fronts

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Sa main sur ma bite et mon doigt dans sa chatte moment trop bref

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C'est toujours comme ça non Puis je lui ai volé 5 g de cocaïne

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et j'ai aveuglé un pédé de skinhead

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L'un dans l'autre une soirée plutôt équilibrée

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Tu as 5 grammes de cocaïne

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4 g sur moi et 1 g en moi je frise la crise cardiaque

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Si je m'écroule dis au docteur que ça doit avoir un rapport avec la coke

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Donne moi 1 g

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Je croyais que ça te déprimait

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Tu sais quoi J'en ai rien à foutre

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Hey ho Sorgen ertränken hah

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Welche Sorgen Ein kleiner alter hässlicher Mann zu sein

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Ein Tuntenbier bitte

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Wie war deine Verabredung

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Meine Verabredung bestand aus zwei Fällen extremer Gewalt

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Ein Fall war ihre Hand an meinem Schwanz und meine Finger an ihrem Ding

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Das war aber schnell vorbei Wie üblich

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Ein Fall war dass ich fünf Gramm hochwertiges Kokain gestohlen habe

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und ein Fall dass ich einen schwulen Skinhead geblendet habe

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Also ein richtiger ausgewogener Abend

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Du hast fünf Gramm Kokain

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Vier Gramm in der Tasche ein Gramm in der Nase

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deshalb schlägt mein Herz wie eine Klapper

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und ich glaube ich kriege einen Herzanfall

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Also falls ich gleich umfalle sag den Ärzten

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dass es vielleicht etwas mit Koks zu tun hat

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Also gib uns ein Gramm

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Ich dachte du hörst auf damit weil es dich depressiv macht

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Weißt du was Im Moment interessiert mich das einen Scheiss

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Hey ho Menenggelamkan penderitaanmu huh

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Penderitaan apa Kau tahu sedih tua orang kecil yg jelek

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1 bir gay tolong

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Bagaimana dengan kencanmu

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Kencanku melibatkan 2 hal kekerasan

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Satu hal tangannya di kemaluanku dan jariku di bagiannya

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yg berlangsung terlalu singkat Apakah selalu begitu

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Satu hal dariku mencuri 5 gram kokainnya yg berkualitas tinggi

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dan satu hal dariku membutakan seorang seorang skinhead kecil

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Jadi semuanya malamku cukup seimbang dengan baik

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Kau dapat 5gr kokain

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Aku punya 4gr dalam tubuhku dan 1gr padaku

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itu sebabnya hatiku seperti lonceng

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seperti aku kena serangan jantung

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Jadi jika aku pingsan sekarang tolong ingat utk memberitahukan dokter

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itu mungkin ada hubungannya dngan kokain

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Berikan aku 1 gr

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Aku pikir kau pergi karena itu membuatmu depresi

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Kau tahu Sekarang Aku benar2 tidak peduli

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Здорово Топишь в вине свои печали

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Какие печали Ну знаешь непросто быть грустным старым уродливым человечком

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Одно гейское пиво пожалуйста

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Как прошло свидание

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Мое свидание включило в себя два эпизода чрезмерного насилия

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один эпизод с ее рукой на моем члене и моем пальце в ее норке

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что продолжалось очень недолго Впрочем разве это не всегда так

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Один эпизод где я украл у нее пять граммов очень здоровского кокаина

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и один эпизод где я ослепил маленького гомосячного скинхеда

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Так что в итоге мой вечер был вполне неплохо сбалансирован

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У тебя есть пять граммов кокаина

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У меня четыре грамма с собой и один грамм во мне

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из за чего мое сердце стучит как кастаньеты

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как будто сейчас свалюсь с инфарктом

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Так что если я скоро свалюсь скажи будь добр докторам

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что возможно дело в кокаине

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Давай сюда грамм тогда

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Мне казалось что ты завязал так как он тебя в депрессняк вгоняет

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Знаешь что Прямо сейчас мне в общем то похую

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Hola Ken Ahogando las penas eh

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Qué penas Ya sabes Por ser un viejo triste y feo

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Una cerveza gay por favor Qué tal tu cita

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Mi cita incluyó dos episodios violentos

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uno con su mano en mi polla y mi dedo en su cosa

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aunque demasiado breve Como siempre

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Otro robándole cinco gramos de su cocaína de calidad

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y otro dejando ciego a un marica skinhead

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Así que en general la velada no me ha ido tan mal

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Llevas cinco gramos

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Cuatro encima y uno dentro

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por eso voy a cien y está a punto

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de darme un ataque cardíaco

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Si me derrumbo recuerda decirles a los médicos

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que podría ser por la coca

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Pásame un gramo

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No lo habías dejado porque te deprimía

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Es posible pero ahora me importa un carajo

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Duration

46 seconds

Views

457

Timestamp in Movie

00:48:32

Uploaded

Mar 01, 2026

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Twins Financing,Blueprint Pictures,Focus Features,Scion Films,Film4 Productions

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Movie Summary

Guilt-stricken after a job gone wrong, hitman Ray and his partner await orders from their ruthless boss in Bruges, Belgium, the last place in the world Ray wants to be.

Actors

Ray

Ken

Brendan Gleeson