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"In the Loop" quotes

In the Loop poster
A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries.

Director: Armando Iannucci
Writer: Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $2,388,804
Released: 04 Sep 2009
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 16 wins & 43 nominations total

94 video clips

Malcolm TuckerA.j. BrownLinton BarwickLt. Gen. George MillerToby WrightJamie MacdonaldMichael RodgersSimon FosterSir Jonathan TuttChadLiza WeldKaren ClarkeBob AdrianoPaul MichaelsonSuzyLimo Driver
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You know I've come across a lot of psychos - In the Loop 00:21 You know I've come across a lot of psychos Job Fucking hung up haven't you You fucking hoity toity fucking - In the Loop 00:12 Job Fucking hung up haven't you You fucking hoity toity... Is that why you said climb the mountain of conflict - In the Loop 00:09 Is that why you said climb the mountain of conflict Oh hey Hey - In the Loop 00:35 Oh hey Hey Mr Tucker isn't it Nice to see you again - In the Loop 00:36 Mr Tucker isn't it Nice to see you again To where To Washington - In the Loop 00:36 To where To Washington Liza Weld She did the Kennedy Scholarship at my college - In the Loop 00:13 Liza Weld She did the Kennedy Scholarship at my college Good Fine See that fax - In the Loop 00:20 Good Fine See that fax Come in I just wasn't expecting to see you here - In the Loop 00:13 Come in I just wasn't expecting to see you here Right Let me tell you how the process works here and why that's not possible - In the Loop 00:18 Right Let me tell you how the process works here and why... All right now my lovely friends the bottom line is - In the Loop 00:35 All right now my lovely friends the bottom line is Now I'm finished - In the Loop 00:37 Now I'm finished Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight - In the Loop 00:35 Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question... You say nothing OK - In the Loop 00:18 You say nothing OK He's got his little cannons and he's got his little guns and - In the Loop 00:19 He's got his little cannons and he's got his... In the words of the late great Nat King fucking Cole - In the Loop 00:08 In the words of the late great Nat King fucking Cole Hi foetus boy - In the Loop 00:12 Hi foetus boy Turn that fucking racket off - In the Loop 00:10 Turn that fucking racket off So you must be Simon I'm the British Ambassador to the UN - In the Loop 00:35 So you must be Simon I'm the British Ambassador to the... I'll I'll just leave you to your thoughts - In the Loop 00:20 I'll I'll just leave you to your thoughts But that's not enough that's the amount that are going to die - In the Loop 00:11 But that's not enough that's the amount that are... Are you sure you're working as hard as me I'm sweating spinal fluid here - In the Loop 00:05 Are you sure you're working as hard as me I'm... I wasn't trying Believe me You're like the woman in The Omen - In the Loop 00:21 I wasn't trying Believe me You're like the woman... Tobes I don't want to have to read you the riot act here - In the Loop 00:34 Tobes I don't want to have to read you the riot act... Come on Malcolm he asked me for for a personal opinion - In the Loop 00:17 Come on Malcolm he asked me for for a personal opinion Has a decision already been made in principle to advocate invasion - In the Loop 00:35 Has a decision already been made in principle to advocate... Ah diarrhoea This is the Minister for International Development - In the Loop 00:10 Ah diarrhoea This is the Minister for International... They're all kids in Washington - In the Loop 00:07 They're all kids in Washington You see that Pull that out America deflates - In the Loop 00:32 You see that Pull that out America deflates What That's not supposed to get outside - In the Loop 00:13 What That's not supposed to get outside OK Your phone is off but there's been a catastrofuck here - In the Loop 00:26 OK Your phone is off but there's been a catastrofuck... Right Was it you No it wasn't - In the Loop 00:16 Right Was it you No it wasn't You hey put the snifter out there that if the BBC ambushes a minister - In the Loop 00:25 You hey put the snifter out there that if the BBC ambushes a... Come on Let's get back - In the Loop 00:35 Come on Let's get back Sorry I'm just erm getting my mints - In the Loop 00:37 Sorry I'm just erm getting my mints But my loyalty is to the kids I am a soldier - In the Loop 00:28 But my loyalty is to the kids I am a soldier Who wrote that Charles Dickens - In the Loop 00:05 Who wrote that Charles Dickens I'm a voracious reader - In the Loop 00:19 I'm a voracious reader What You're not resigning - In the Loop 00:24 What You're not resigning I cannot stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth - In the Loop 00:09 I cannot stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth It's early days my friend All roads lead to Munich - In the Loop 00:11 It's early days my friend All roads lead to Munich OK off you go - In the Loop 00:24 OK off you go Yeah Secretary Linton Barwick asked me to let you know - In the Loop 00:33 Yeah Secretary Linton Barwick asked me to let you know Liza Everyone is so hot for this paper I just wanted to let you know - In the Loop 00:33 Liza Everyone is so hot for this paper I just wanted to let... Well I don't want to be accused of micro managing - In the Loop 00:20 Well I don't want to be accused of micro managing No no you needn't worry about the Canadians - In the Loop 00:10 No no you needn't worry about the Canadians Christ on a bendy bus Don't be such a fucking faff arse - In the Loop 00:05 Christ on a bendy bus Don't be such a fucking faff arse Right OK well when you go to America - In the Loop 00:18 Right OK well when you go to America It feels like there's already been an assumption that we're invading - In the Loop 00:34 It feels like there's already been an assumption that... To Mr and Mrs Man a son Ice - In the Loop 00:35 To Mr and Mrs Man a son Ice PWIP what PWIP PIP - In the Loop 00:07 PWIP what PWIP PIP Hey listen the war committee - In the Loop 00:20 Hey listen the war committee I just got off the phone with Linton who proceeded to bitch me out - In the Loop 00:16 I just got off the phone with Linton who proceeded to bitch... Linton has set up a secret war committee I just know it - In the Loop 00:13 Linton has set up a secret war committee I just know it Erm General Miller sorry I know this is an awkward time to be - In the Loop 00:08 Erm General Miller sorry I know this is an awkward time to... I'm not I'm fucking Zen - In the Loop 00:05 I'm not I'm fucking Zen I feel like we should have hookers do you know what I mean - In the Loop 00:27 I feel like we should have hookers do you know what I mean Now right that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries - In the Loop 00:11 Now right that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge... What's going on there Simon - In the Loop 00:34 What's going on there Simon You're beautiful - In the Loop 00:37 You're beautiful Suzy this is probably going to sound a bit odd under the circumstances but - In the Loop 00:35 Suzy this is probably going to sound a bit odd under the... Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why didn't we nail the line - In the Loop 00:19 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why didn't we nail the... What if our meeting has finished What if Karen comes back - In the Loop 00:30 What if our meeting has finished What if Karen comes back Where's it coming from - In the Loop 00:32 Where's it coming from Hi BBC News Desk please - In the Loop 00:31 Hi BBC News Desk please Mr Ambassador with your big baldy head you are spoiling us A word - In the Loop 00:06 Mr Ambassador with your big baldy head you are spoiling us A... So this Liza you shagged her yeah - In the Loop 00:33 So this Liza you shagged her yeah Simon the only thing that we can do to influence events now is to resign - In the Loop 00:15 Simon the only thing that we can do to influence events now... No I will not put myself through that humiliation again I'm just not doing it - In the Loop 00:11 No I will not put myself through that humiliation again... Yeah That's that then - In the Loop 00:23 Yeah That's that then Yes what are we up to my my chief aide - In the Loop 00:36 Yes what are we up to my my chief aide That was a little bit fucking cool - In the Loop 00:04 That was a little bit fucking cool Right OK Is it up Have you got it up - In the Loop 00:37 Right OK Is it up Have you got it up I was going to eat lunch in here Can you digest Do you want some food - In the Loop 00:18 I was going to eat lunch in here Can you digest Do you want... In the motorcade can we get a car without Judy please - In the Loop 00:07 In the motorcade can we get a car without Judy please I am gonna go into Linton's office - In the Loop 00:10 I am gonna go into Linton's office You know how to do that don't you What do you do - In the Loop 00:04 You know how to do that don't you What do you do Has she got big tits Oh Christ alive - In the Loop 00:10 Has she got big tits Oh Christ alive Show me the evidence my bottom fucking line - In the Loop 00:07 Show me the evidence my bottom fucking line OK fuckity bye - In the Loop 00:10 OK fuckity bye And I will marshal all the media forces of darkness - In the Loop 00:13 And I will marshal all the media forces of darkness Do you think he's reallycalled Ice Man Huh - In the Loop 00:15 Do you think he's reallycalled Ice Man Huh Simon I don't like finding out about people employed by this government - In the Loop 00:15 Simon I don't like finding out about people employed by... I've never been in a fucking stationery cupboard I do my shagging in hotels - In the Loop 00:07 I've never been in a fucking stationery cupboard I do... Right Baldermort Bloody hell Malcolm - In the Loop 00:05 Right Baldermort Bloody hell Malcolm I believe your Prime Minister has instructed you to work for me - In the Loop 00:22 I believe your Prime Minister has instructed you to work for...
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Cast

Malcolm Tucker - Peter Capaldi
Civil Servant - Harry Hadden-Paton
Malcolm's Secretary - Samantha Harrington
Judy Molloy - Gina McKee
Simon Foster - Tom Hollander
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