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A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries.

Director: Armando Iannucci
Writer: Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 83/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $2,388,804
Released: 04 Sep 2009
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 16 wins & 43 nominations total
I believe your Prime Minister has instructed you to work for me - In the Loop 00:22 I believe your Prime Minister has instructed you to work for... Right Baldermort Bloody hell Malcolm - In the Loop 00:05 Right Baldermort Bloody hell Malcolm I've never been in a fucking stationery cupboard I do my shagging in hotels - In the Loop 00:07 I've never been in a fucking stationery cupboard I do... Simon I don't like finding out about people employed by this government - In the Loop 00:15 Simon I don't like finding out about people employed by... Do you think he's reallycalled Ice Man Huh - In the Loop 00:15 Do you think he's reallycalled Ice Man Huh And I will marshal all the media forces of darkness - In the Loop 00:13 And I will marshal all the media forces of darkness OK fuckity bye - In the Loop 00:10 OK fuckity bye Show me the evidence my bottom fucking line - In the Loop 00:07 Show me the evidence my bottom fucking line Has she got big tits Oh Christ alive - In the Loop 00:10 Has she got big tits Oh Christ alive You know how to do that don't you What do you do - In the Loop 00:04 You know how to do that don't you What do you do I am gonna go into Linton's office - In the Loop 00:10 I am gonna go into Linton's office In the motorcade can we get a car without Judy please - In the Loop 00:07 In the motorcade can we get a car without Judy please I was going to eat lunch in here Can you digest Do you want some food - In the Loop 00:18 I was going to eat lunch in here Can you digest Do you want... Right OK Is it up Have you got it up - In the Loop 00:37 Right OK Is it up Have you got it up That was a little bit fucking cool - In the Loop 00:04 That was a little bit fucking cool Yes what are we up to my my chief aide - In the Loop 00:36 Yes what are we up to my my chief aide Yeah That's that then - In the Loop 00:23 Yeah That's that then No I will not put myself through that humiliation again I'm just not doing it - In the Loop 00:11 No I will not put myself through that humiliation again... Simon the only thing that we can do to influence events now is to resign - In the Loop 00:15 Simon the only thing that we can do to influence events now... So this Liza you shagged her yeah - In the Loop 00:33 So this Liza you shagged her yeah Mr Ambassador with your big baldy head you are spoiling us A word - In the Loop 00:06 Mr Ambassador with your big baldy head you are spoiling us A... Hi BBC News Desk please - In the Loop 00:31 Hi BBC News Desk please Where's it coming from - In the Loop 00:32 Where's it coming from What if our meeting has finished What if Karen comes back - In the Loop 00:30 What if our meeting has finished What if Karen comes back Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why didn't we nail the line - In the Loop 00:19 Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck why didn't we nail the... Suzy this is probably going to sound a bit odd under the circumstances but - In the Loop 00:35 Suzy this is probably going to sound a bit odd under the... You're beautiful - In the Loop 00:37 You're beautiful What's going on there Simon - In the Loop 00:34 What's going on there Simon Now right that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries - In the Loop 00:11 Now right that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge... I feel like we should have hookers do you know what I mean - In the Loop 00:27 I feel like we should have hookers do you know what I mean I'm not I'm fucking Zen - In the Loop 00:05 I'm not I'm fucking Zen Erm General Miller sorry I know this is an awkward time to be - In the Loop 00:08 Erm General Miller sorry I know this is an awkward time to... Linton has set up a secret war committee I just know it - In the Loop 00:13 Linton has set up a secret war committee I just know it I just got off the phone with Linton who proceeded to bitch me out - In the Loop 00:16 I just got off the phone with Linton who proceeded to bitch... Hey listen the war committee - In the Loop 00:20 Hey listen the war committee PWIP what PWIP PIP - In the Loop 00:07 PWIP what PWIP PIP To Mr and Mrs Man a son Ice - In the Loop 00:35 To Mr and Mrs Man a son Ice It feels like there's already been an assumption that we're invading - In the Loop 00:34 It feels like there's already been an assumption that... Right OK well when you go to America - In the Loop 00:18 Right OK well when you go to America Christ on a bendy bus Don't be such a fucking faff arse - In the Loop 00:05 Christ on a bendy bus Don't be such a fucking faff arse No no you needn't worry about the Canadians - In the Loop 00:10 No no you needn't worry about the Canadians Well I don't want to be accused of micro managing - In the Loop 00:20 Well I don't want to be accused of micro managing Liza Everyone is so hot for this paper I just wanted to let you know - In the Loop 00:33 Liza Everyone is so hot for this paper I just wanted to let... Yeah Secretary Linton Barwick asked me to let you know - In the Loop 00:33 Yeah Secretary Linton Barwick asked me to let you know OK off you go - In the Loop 00:24 OK off you go It's early days my friend All roads lead to Munich - In the Loop 00:11 It's early days my friend All roads lead to Munich I cannot stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth - In the Loop 00:09 I cannot stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth What You're not resigning - In the Loop 00:24 What You're not resigning I'm a voracious reader - In the Loop 00:19 I'm a voracious reader Who wrote that Charles Dickens - In the Loop 00:05 Who wrote that Charles Dickens But my loyalty is to the kids I am a soldier - In the Loop 00:28 But my loyalty is to the kids I am a soldier Sorry I'm just erm getting my mints - In the Loop 00:37 Sorry I'm just erm getting my mints Come on Let's get back - In the Loop 00:35 Come on Let's get back You hey put the snifter out there that if the BBC ambushes a minister - In the Loop 00:25 You hey put the snifter out there that if the BBC ambushes a... Right Was it you No it wasn't - In the Loop 00:16 Right Was it you No it wasn't OK Your phone is off but there's been a catastrofuck here - In the Loop 00:26 OK Your phone is off but there's been a catastrofuck... What That's not supposed to get outside - In the Loop 00:13 What That's not supposed to get outside You see that Pull that out America deflates - In the Loop 00:32 You see that Pull that out America deflates They're all kids in Washington - In the Loop 00:07 They're all kids in Washington Ah diarrhoea This is the Minister for International Development - In the Loop 00:10 Ah diarrhoea This is the Minister for International... Has a decision already been made in principle to advocate invasion - In the Loop 00:35 Has a decision already been made in principle to advocate... Come on Malcolm he asked me for for a personal opinion - In the Loop 00:17 Come on Malcolm he asked me for for a personal opinion Tobes I don't want to have to read you the riot act here - In the Loop 00:34 Tobes I don't want to have to read you the riot act... I wasn't trying Believe me You're like the woman in The Omen - In the Loop 00:21 I wasn't trying Believe me You're like the woman... Are you sure you're working as hard as me I'm sweating spinal fluid here - In the Loop 00:05 Are you sure you're working as hard as me I'm... But that's not enough that's the amount that are going to die - In the Loop 00:11 But that's not enough that's the amount that are... I'll I'll just leave you to your thoughts - In the Loop 00:20 I'll I'll just leave you to your thoughts So you must be Simon I'm the British Ambassador to the UN - In the Loop 00:35 So you must be Simon I'm the British Ambassador to the... Turn that fucking racket off - In the Loop 00:10 Turn that fucking racket off Hi foetus boy - In the Loop 00:12 Hi foetus boy In the words of the late great Nat King fucking Cole - In the Loop 00:08 In the words of the late great Nat King fucking Cole He's got his little cannons and he's got his little guns and - In the Loop 00:19 He's got his little cannons and he's got his... You say nothing OK - In the Loop 00:18 You say nothing OK Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight - In the Loop 00:35 Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question... Now I'm finished - In the Loop 00:37 Now I'm finished All right now my lovely friends the bottom line is - In the Loop 00:35 All right now my lovely friends the bottom line is Right Let me tell you how the process works here and why that's not possible - In the Loop 00:18 Right Let me tell you how the process works here and why... Come in I just wasn't expecting to see you here - In the Loop 00:13 Come in I just wasn't expecting to see you here Good Fine See that fax - In the Loop 00:20 Good Fine See that fax

Cast

Malcolm Tucker - Peter Capaldi
Civil Servant - Harry Hadden-Paton
Malcolm's Secretary - Samantha Harrington
Judy Molloy - Gina McKee
Simon Foster - Tom Hollander