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Malcolm Tucker:
General Flintstone... Was it you? Did you leak PWIP-PIP?
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
No, I didn't leak it. I'm not like some little gay mercenary running around doing other people's dirty work.
Malcolm Tucker:
Hey, I'm doing my own dirty work. I'm doing my job.
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
I think you're doing Linton's dirty work. You're his little English bitch and you don't even know it. Bet if I came to your hotel room tonight, I'd find you down on all fours, him hanging out the back of you.
Malcolm Tucker:
Oh, that's nice. That's really tough talk coming from the Armchair General. Put your feet up on a pouffe and go back to sleep, why don't you.
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
Look, Tucker, you might be some scary little poodlefucker over in England, but out here you're nothing. You know what you look like? A squeezed dick. You got a big blue vein running up your head all the way to the temple. See, that's where I'd put the bullet. Only I'd have to stand back 'cause you look like a squirter.
Malcolm Tucker:
Have you ever even actually killed anybody? Really?
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
Yeah.
Malcolm Tucker:
Falling asleep on someone, that doesn't count!
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
That's funny. What about you, pussy drip? Ever kill anyone?
Malcolm Tucker:
Maiming's what I prefer. Psychologically.
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
Yeah? Why don't you try to maim me? I'll hit you so hard in the face you'll be shitting teeth.
Malcolm Tucker:
Go right ahead. I can see the headlines right now. "Peace-Loving General Starts Fight at the U.N., Swiss Intervene". I don't know, I'm not an expert on spin, but that could hurt your career.
Lt. Gen. George Miller:
Yeah?
Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah.

Transcript:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. General Flintstone. Was it you? Did you leak PWIP PIP? I mean, I know you can't fire a gun, but can you use a fax? No, I didn't leak PWIP PIP. I do everything up front. OK? Not like some creepy little gay mercenary that sneaks around doing other people's dirty work. Hey, I am doing my own work. I'm doing my job. No, you're doing Linton's dirty work. You're his English bitch and you don't even know it. I bet if I went into your hotel room tonight, I'd see you on all fours, little fishnets on, him hanging onto the back of you. Oh, that's nice, that's nice. That's tough talk coming from a fucking armchair general. Why don't you put your feet up on a pouf and go back to sleep? Tucker, you might be a scary little poodle fucker, back there in London, but here you're nothing. You know what you look like? A squeezed dick. You've got a little blue vein running up the side of your head. See, that's where I'd put the bullet. But I'd have to stand back, cos you look like you'd be a squirter. Have you ever, even actually. . . . .killed anybody, I mean, really? Yeah. Falling asleep on someone. That doesn't count. That's good. That's good. How about you, pussy drip, ever kill anybody? Maiming is what I prefer, psychologically. Why don't you try to maim me? I'll hit you so hard in the face, you'll be shitting teeth. Go right ahead. I can see the headlines right now. "Peace-loving general starts fight at the UN. Swiss intervene." I don't know, I'm not an expert on spin, but that could hurt your career. Yeah? - Yeah? - Yeah. Now, do excuse me. I've got work to do. Don't ever call me fucking English again. (operatic singing) - Suzy, well done. This is absolutely superb. Hey, horse of the year, was it you? - Was what me? - Answer the fucking question ! Was it you? Was what me, Jamie? I have no idea what you're talking about. She can't answer the question, can she? Unless she knows what it is. You. . . leaked Liza Weld's paper to the BBC, right? Now, tell me you leaked it. No, I didn't. I didn't leak it. I know. . . the leak came from in here. From. . . this fucking fax machine right here. SUZY: No. There's no. . . There's no way. Do you see. . . what I'm doing to this machine? - Jamie, don't. - See? Jesus Christ! Fuck, Jamie. You see how. . .angry I am with the. . . piece of office equipment that leaked this document? Huh? Michael. Can you even imagine how angry I am with the person who leaked it, can you? - That's really. . .expensive, Jamie. - Can you, Suzy? Jamie, it was me. Oh, don't come over all fucking Spartacus on us now. - I leaked it. - What are you doing? No, hang on, hang on. For a start. . . turn that fucking racket off! SUZY: Turn it off. - It's just vowels. Subsidised foreign fucking vowels. The only reason you listen to this shit is because it's bad form to actually wear a hat that says, "I went to private school." So, tell me now, right. - Who did you leak it to? - I just sent it. I read it, I thought it was important, so I sent it. Good. Fine. See that fax? Yes. That is your career. And I think it might be fucked, but let's just check. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty fucked. Now, I hope you can play the spoons. You're too old to go back to being a gentleman's fluffer. Simon? Simon. Congratulations. I didn't think you had it in you. Hi. - This is great, Simon. - He's resigning. - Have you seen it? It's a good picture. - Oh. - They're running with that? GENERAL: In a very big way.

Clip duration: 243 seconds
Views: 183
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: The US President and the UK Prime Minister are planning on launching a war in the Middle East, but—behind the scenes—government officials and advisers are either promoting the war or are trying to prevent it.


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Actors

Malcolm Tucker - Peter Capaldi
Lt. Gen. George Miller - James Gandolfini