Well, if it isn't Humpty Numpty. What is this? Surround bollocking? Hey, with due respect,...
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Jamie MacDonald:
Well, if it isn't Humpty Numpty.
Simon Foster:
What is this? Surround bollocking?
Jamie MacDonald:
Hey, with due respect, I hadn't finished. If it isn't Humpty Numpty sitting on top of a collapsing wall like some clueless egg cunt. Now, I'm finished.
Simon Foster:
Hi, Jamie, this is Toby.
Toby Wright:
Oh, um... Toby Rice, I'm Simon's aide.
Jamie MacDonald:
Hi, Toby, Toby. Very pleased to meet you. Please sit down. Now, right, that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries.
Toby Wright:
What's Oxbridge about saying hello?
Jamie MacDonald:
Shut it, Love Actually! Do you want me to hole punch your face?
Malcolm Tucker:
Right, I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet. Be gentle with them.
Jamie MacDonald:
Oh, you know me, Malc. Kid gloves... but made from real kids. Right, Butch and Gaydance, this wall story is playing badly. There's a cartoon of you in here as a walrus.
Simon Foster:
A walrus? I'm not fat, I don't even have a moustache. Fuck, they've given me tusks.
Jamie MacDonald:
Wal-rus. You get it? Wal-rus, wal-rus.
Toby Wright:
We called some builders. They didn't turn up when they said they would.
Jamie MacDonald:
What did you expect? They're builders! Have you ever seen a film where the hero is a builder? No, no, because they never fucking turn up in the nick of time. Bat-builder? Spider-builder? Huh? That's why you never see a superhero with a hod!
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Now I'm finished
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Hi Jamie this is Toby
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Oh um Toby Rice I'm Simon's aide
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Hi Toby Toby Very pleased to meet you Please sit down
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Now right that's enough of all the fucking Oxbridge pleasantries
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What's Oxbridge about saying hello Shut it Love Actually
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Do you want me to hole punch your face
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Right I'm off to deal with the fate of the planet
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Be gentle with them
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Oh you know me Malc Kid gloves but made from real kids
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Right Butch and Gaydance this wall story is playing badly
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There's a cartoon of you in here as a walrus
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 462
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 28s
Uploaded: 26 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries.
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