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Malcolm Tucker:
Linton! Linton!
Linton Barwick:
Mr Tucker, isn't it? Nice to see you again.
Malcolm Tucker:
Are you fucking me about?
Linton Barwick:
Is there a problem, Mr Tucker?
Malcolm Tucker:
I've just come from a briefing with a nine-year-old child.
Linton Barwick:
You're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our top guys. He's a Stanton College Prep, Harvard. One of the brightest and best.
Malcolm Tucker:
Well, his briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his fucking umbilical cord.
Linton Barwick:
I'm sorry it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But could we just move on to what's important here? Now, I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, say, fresh British intelligence, is that true?
Malcolm Tucker:
Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers can't quite get the job done...
Linton Barwick:
All right.
Malcolm Tucker:
...between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers. So, an actual grown-up has been asked to fucking bail you out.

Transcript:
MALCOLM: Linton ! Linton ! Mr Tucker, isn't it? Nice to see you again. Are you fucking me about? Is there a problem, Mr Tucker? I've just come from a briefing with a nine-year-old child. You're talking about AJ. AJ is one of our top guys. He's a Stanton College Prep, Harvard. One of the brightest and best. Well, his briefing notes were written in alphabetti spaghetti. When I left, I nearly tripped up over his fucking umbilical cord. I'm sorry it troubles you that our people achieve excellence at such an early age. But could we just move on to what's important here? Now, I understand that your Prime Minister has asked you to supply us with some, say, fresh British intelligence, is that true? Yeah, apparently, your fucking master race of highly-gifted toddlers - can't quite get the job done. . . - All right. . .between breast feeds and playing with their Power Rangers. So, an actual grown-up has been asked to fucking bail you out. Ah, Minister. Thank you so much for your support, we appreciate it. And what did you say, that "Climb the mountain of conflict"? - Right, that's terrific. - It's quite complicated in terms of my. . . It's early days, my friend. All roads lead to Munich. "All roads lead to Munich"? What the fuck does that mean? I think it just means. . . Actually, I don't know what it means. TOBY: You see that? Pull that out, America deflates. Yeah, very easy to mock. The closest you'll come to getting one of those is buying a fucking Toblerone. I'll meet you in the car. Come on, back to London. So, what are we going back to apart from a nice cup of tea and some knife crime? Constituency surgery in Northampton. Oh, great. Meeting my constituents. It's like being Simon Cowell but without the ability to say, "Fuck off you're mental." SIMON: It's stuck. WOMAN: Simon, do you mind? If you just kick it at the bottom really hard, that should do it. I'm just going to go and deal with that guttering. We've just come back from America, Roz. Right. How was the President? Good, actually. Yeah. Good. Oh, dear, how the mighty have fallen. From White House to shitehouse. Actually, mate, sorry, fuck this, could you get under there? - Is that any better? - No. This septic tank, if we didn't even know it was there in the first place,

Clip duration: 161 seconds
Views: 274
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries.


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Actors

Malcolm Tucker - Peter Capaldi
Linton Barwick - David Rasche
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