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Simon Foster: Tobes, I don't want to have to read you the riot act but I am going to have to read you some extracts from the riot act, like section one, paragraph one: don't leave your boss twisting in the wind and then burst in late, smelling like a pissed seaside donkey.
[imitating Toby with a pathetic voice]
Simon Foster: "The British are coming."
Toby Wright: Look, alright, I was late for the meeting, Simon, I am sorry, but it's not like I threw up in there, is it?
Simon Foster: No, you're right, I'm being unfair. I should be thanking you for not throwing up. Well done, you're a star. You didn't wet yourself, did you? You're in the right city. You didn't say anything overtly racist. You didn't pull your cock out and start plucking it and shouting "Willy Banjo". No, I'm being really unfair. You'd got so much right, without actually being there in the beginning of one of the most important moments of my career. Thanks, you're a legend
[imitating Toby with a pathetic voice]
Simon Foster: "The British are coming."
Toby Wright: Look, alright, I was late for the meeting, Simon, I am sorry, but it's not like I threw up in there, is it?
Simon Foster: No, you're right, I'm being unfair. I should be thanking you for not throwing up. Well done, you're a star. You didn't wet yourself, did you? You're in the right city. You didn't say anything overtly racist. You didn't pull your cock out and start plucking it and shouting "Willy Banjo". No, I'm being really unfair. You'd got so much right, without actually being there in the beginning of one of the most important moments of my career. Thanks, you're a legend
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Tobes l don't want to have to read you the riot act here
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but l am going to have to read you some extracts from the riot act
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Like section one paragraph one don't leave your boss twisting in the wind
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and then burst in late smelling like a pissed seaside donkey
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lamely The British are coming
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All right l was late for the meeting l am sorry
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but it's not like l threw up in there is it
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No you're right l'm being unfair
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l should be thanking you for not throwing up
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Well done you're a star You didn't wet yourself did you
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You're in the right city You didn't say anything overtly racist
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You didn't pull your dick out and start plucking it
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and shouting Willy banjo
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No l'm being really unfair
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You'd got so much right without actually being there
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for the beginning of one of the most important moments of my career
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Thanks you're a legend
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Movie Summary
A political satire about a group of skeptical American and British operatives attempting to prevent a war between two countries.
