Judy and I thought I could row back on Question Time, tonight You're not going on Question...
Judy and I thought I could row back on Question Time, tonight
You're not going on Question Time tonight, you've been disinvited
We've been prepping Question Time!
Why wasn't I told about this?
Why the fuck would I tell you about it? I've just told you to fuck off twice yet you're still here?
You should tell me about it as it's a scheduled media appearance by a member of this department and therefore it falls well within my purview!
Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!
Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me those kids make you sound like... Angela Lansbury!
She's married? Poor bastard.
You'll go far. - Now, fuck off. - Right. Judy and I were thinking that I could row back on Question Time tonight. You're not on Question Time. You've been disinvited. - We've been prepping Question Time. - Why wasn't I told about this? Why the fuck would I tell you about it? I told you to fuck off twice. It's a scheduled media appearance by this department's secretary of state so it falls well within my purview. - Within your purview? - Yes. Where do you think you are, some fucking Regency costume drama? This is a government department, not a fucking Jane fucking Austen novel. SIMON: Malcolm. . . - Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up the shitter with a lubricated horse cock. Your swearing does not impress me. My husband works for Tower Hamlets and believe me, those kids make you sound like. . . Angela Lansbury. She's married? Poor bastard. Malcolm, Judy's lubricated horse cock aside for a second, are you saying I'm now no longer allowed to make media appearances? Correct. Not until we can trust you to keep the line. I was going to keep to the line. I was going to say, I don't think war is unforeseeable. . . - What is it, then? - I dunno. Foreseeable? No. No! Not foreseeable. That's fucking declaring war. Do you want to fucking declare war? I'm a Cabinet minister. I didn't get here by screwing up every media appearance I ever had. Write this down. It's neither foreseeable nor unforeseeable. Right, so not inevitable, but not. . . You'd better walk on this fucking line. . .evitable. You, hey, put the snifter out there that if the BBC ambushes a minister with another surprise question about the war, I'll drop a bomb on them. I can't do that, can I? That's political. Does that not fit within your purview, Marie Antoinette? Why don't you just scuttle off back to fucking Cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your fucking horse cocks. Let them eat cock! Hey, you ! Ron Weasley, you do it. No, no, you needn't worry about the Canadians, they're just happy to be there. Yes, well, they always look surprised when they're invited. Shall I just give Toby a call about this Simon Foster thing? Yes, good idea. No, I'm not talking to you. Get me the Angolan chargÃ© d'affaires. Yes, well stop him playing football. Hello. So, how's it going? Found the bogs? It's a bit. . .manic. Never like this at Agriculture. People tend not to get so sweary about wheat. Sorry, Michael, do you mind just turning it down a bit? (classical music) - Just a little bit. . .grating. Bloody music. Listen, I've got a bit of leg-up for you, actually. Yeah. I think we can get Simon Foster into the three o'clock with Karen Clark. TOBY: Karen Clark? Was she the woman who went round Britain in a coracle for leukaemia? No, Toby. Karen Clark, US Assistant Secretary of State. Oh, right, Karen Clark. Wow, great. - Michael wants to say something. - Meat.
Clip duration: 172 seconds
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Summary: The US President and the UK Prime Minister are planning on launching a war in the Middle East, but—behind the scenes—government officials and advisers are either promoting the war or are trying to prevent it.