Inglourious Basterds quotes

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In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Writer: Quentin Tarantino
Production: A Band Apart, Zehnte Babelsberg
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice: $120,540,719
Released: 21 Aug 2009
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 133 wins & 172 nominations total

55 Clips & Quotes

Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team - Inglourious Basterds 06:56 Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement - Inglourious Basterds 00:54 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin'... Up the road apiece - Inglourious Basterds 05:37 Up the road apiece I must say - Inglourious Basterds 04:20 I must say You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner takin' business - Inglourious Basterds 00:32 You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner takin' business The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is - Inglourious Basterds 07:09 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the... What have you done - Inglourious Basterds 00:59 What have you done I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off So you're  Aldo the Apache - Inglourious Basterds 02:17 So you're Aldo the Apache Lieutenant - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Lieutenant Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park - Inglourious Basterds 00:39 Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park So who are your three handsome escorts - Inglourious Basterds 02:10 So who are your three handsome escorts You might be familiar with - Inglourious Basterds 02:44 You might be familiar with I love rumors - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 I love rumors Wait for the cr me - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 Wait for the cr me Turn off the projector - Inglourious Basterds 01:01 Turn off the projector I was just thinking that - Inglourious Basterds 00:42 I was just thinking that Like I said - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 Like I said You get that for killin' Jews - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 You get that for killin' Jews Who are you - Inglourious Basterds 00:26 Who are you Three hundred and fifty - Inglourious Basterds 02:25 Three hundred and fifty May I smoke my pipe as well - Inglourious Basterds 00:17 May I smoke my pipe as well I did have something else I wanted to ask you - Inglourious Basterds 00:37 I did have something else I wanted to ask you I'll start - Inglourious Basterds 00:39 I'll start Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark - Inglourious Basterds 00:59 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark Do you still wish to see Private Butz - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Do you still wish to see Private Butz Let me see your foot - Inglourious Basterds 00:55 Let me see your foot Monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 Monsieur LaPadite Might I inquire - Inglourious Basterds 01:03 Might I inquire How much more of these Jew swine must I endure - Inglourious Basterds 02:44 How much more of these Jew swine must I endure I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night - Inglourious Basterds 01:58 I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night It seems I've created a monster - Inglourious Basterds 00:20 It seems I've created a monster Bring that fucker over here - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 Bring that fucker over here How did you survive this ordeal - Inglourious Basterds 03:50 How did you survive this ordeal What should we drink to - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 What should we drink to Emanuelle - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Emanuelle What are we talking about - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 What are we talking about Thank you - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Thank you I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said - Inglourious Basterds 00:41 I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover GET THE FUCK UP - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 GET THE FUCK UP Ooh la la - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 Ooh la la It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be... I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France - Inglourious Basterds 00:50 I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers... We have all our rotten eggs in one basket - Inglourious Basterds 00:26 We have all our rotten eggs in one basket If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend - Inglourious Basterds 00:21 If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend You have opera boxes - Inglourious Basterds 00:15 You have opera boxes Quite well - Inglourious Basterds 01:09 Quite well I don't wish to be your friend - Inglourious Basterds 00:41 I don't wish to be your friend It says here you speak German fluently - Inglourious Basterds 02:25 It says here you speak German fluently You either do what the fuck we tell you - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 You either do what the fuck we tell you I don't think so - Inglourious Basterds 00:53 I don't think so I don't know what's going on - Inglourious Basterds 01:04 I don't know what's going on What kind of deal - Inglourious Basterds 01:36 What kind of deal I'm not talking about that - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 I'm not talking about that

Cast

Lt. Aldo Raine - Brad Pitt
Col. Hans Landa - Christoph Waltz
Sgt. Donny Donowitz - Eli Roth
Lt. Archie Hicox - Michael Fassbender
Bridget von Hammersmark - Diane Kruger
Fredrick Zoller - Daniel Brühl
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz - Til Schweiger
Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki - Gedeon Burkhard
Marcel - Jacky Ido
Pfc. Smithson Utivich - B.J. Novak
Pfc. Omar Ulmer - Omar Doom
Major Hellstrom - August Diehl
Perrier LaPadite - Denis Ménochet
Joseph Goebbels - Sylvester Groth
Hitler - Martin Wuttke
General Ed Fenech - Mike Myers
Francesca Mondino - Julie Dreyfus
Sgt. Rachtman - Richard Sammel
Master Sgt. Wilhelm - Alexander Fehling
Winston Churchill - Rod Taylor
Pfc. Hirschberg - Samm Levine
Pfc. Andy Kagan - Paul Rust
Pfc. Michael Zimmerman - Michael Bacall
German Soldier - Arndt Schwering-Sohnrey
German Female Soldier / Beethoven - Petra Hartung
German Soldier - Volker Michalowski
German Soldier - Ken Duken
Proprietor Eric - Christian Berkel
Charlotte LaPadite - Léa Seydoux
Julie LaPadite - Tina Rodriguez
Suzanne LaPadite - Lena Friedrich
Cpt. Wolfgang - Ludger Pistor
Babette - Jana Pallaske
Herrman #1 - Wolfgang Lindner
Herrman #3 - Michael Kranz
General Schonherr - Rainer Bock
Old French Veterinarian - André Penvern
Hellstrom's Driver / Nazi Usher #1 - Sebastian Hülk
Pfc. Simon Sakowitz - Carlos Fidel
Kliest Voice - Christian Brückner
Emil Jannings - Hilmar Eichhorn
Jakob Dreyfus - Patrick Elias
Miriam Dreyfus - Eva Löbau
Bob Dreyfus - Salvadore Brandt
Amos Dreyfus - Jasper Linnewedel
German Company Sgt. - Wilfried Hochholdinger
Maxim's Waiter - Olivier Girard
General Frank - Michael Scheel
Motorcycle Rider #1 - Leo Plank
Motorcycle Rider #2 - Andreas Tietz
American Colonel - Bo Svenson
Enzo G. Castellari - Enzo G. Castellari
German Soldier - Michael August
Usher #2 - Bela B.
German Movie Star - Noémi Besedes
Military Attaché - Alex Boden
German Soldier - Luke Burnyeat
German Official (voice) - Hélène Cardona
German Soldier - Jake Garber
German Filmstar - Claudina Hoff ter Heide
OSS Commander Who Agrees to Deal (voice) - Harvey Keitel
Soldier - Frederik Klaus
SS Major - Arnold Montey
Nazi Theatre Attendee - Andrew Napier
Gestapo Major - Greg Nicotero
Nazi Soldier - Niko Novick
Jimi Dean - Brendan Potter
German Civilian - Sabrina Rattey
German Female Soldier - Bea-Marie Rück
Cinema Guest - Daniela Schwerdt
German Civilian Woman - Julia Smola
First Scalped Nazi - Quentin Tarantino
French Waiter - Vitus Wieser