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"Inglourious Basterds" quotes

Inglourious Basterds poster
In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Writer: Quentin Tarantino
Production: N/A
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice: $120,540,719
Released: 21 Aug 2009
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 133 wins & 172 nominations total

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If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend - Inglourious Basterds 00:08 If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend We order three glasses - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 We order three glasses I don't wish to be your friend - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 I don't wish to be your friend So monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 00:59 So monsieur LaPadite Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few questions - Inglourious Basterds 00:28 Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few... You have opera boxes - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 You have opera boxes You either do what the fuck we tell you - Inglourious Basterds 00:23 You either do what the fuck we tell you Ooh la la - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 Ooh la la Monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 00:21 Monsieur LaPadite What are we talking about - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 What are we talking about Monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 01:03 Monsieur LaPadite Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sir You outside Who are you - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 You outside Who are you Bring that fucker over here - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Bring that fucker over here Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark How did you survive this ordeal - Inglourious Basterds 00:56 How did you survive this ordeal You get that for killin' Jews - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 You get that for killin' Jews I did have something else I wanted to ask you - Inglourious Basterds 00:16 I did have something else I wanted to ask you When I kill that guy you got 30 feet to get to that guard - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 When I kill that guy you got 30 feet to get to that guard My name is Shosanna Dreyfus - Inglourious Basterds 00:14 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus You've had a nice long run Aldo - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 You've had a nice long run Aldo You know where I'm from - Inglourious Basterds 00:56 You know where I'm from As of this moment is still a go - Inglourious Basterds 01:12 As of this moment is still a go May I smoke my pipe as well - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 May I smoke my pipe as well I can see since you didn't see what happened inside - Inglourious Basterds 00:16 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino - Inglourious Basterds 01:09 There've been two recent developments regarding Operation... I heard of The Bear Jew - Inglourious Basterds 00:04 I heard of The Bear Jew Lieutenant - Inglourious Basterds 00:14 Lieutenant I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off I know this is a silly question before I ask it - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 I know this is a silly question before I ask it Up the road apiece - Inglourious Basterds 01:11 Up the road apiece That's a bingo - Inglourious Basterds 00:20 That's a bingo Well I speak the most ltalian so I'll be your escort - Inglourious Basterds 00:26 Well I speak the most ltalian so I'll be your escort Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few questions - Inglourious Basterds 00:36 Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few... So when the military history of this night is written - Inglourious Basterds 00:30 So when the military history of this night is written It says here that you speak German fluently - Inglourious Basterds 00:36 It says here that you speak German fluently You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game What should we drink to sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 What should we drink to sir Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting - Inglourious Basterds 00:37 Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting Get the fuck up Batter up You're on deck - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Get the fuck up Batter up You're on deck Gentlemen I have no intention - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 Gentlemen I have no intention May I smoke my pipe as well - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 May I smoke my pipe as well Who wants to send a message to Germany - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Who wants to send a message to Germany What are you - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 What are you Another one up there you might be familiar with - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 Another one up there you might be familiar with Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park I love rumors - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 I love rumors So you're Aldo the Apache - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 So you're Aldo the Apache So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take... The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is - Inglourious Basterds 00:33 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the... Scalp Hermann - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 Scalp Hermann Au revoir Shosanna - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Au revoir Shosanna You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner taking business - Inglourious Basterds 00:09 You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner taking business You know Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 You know Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with... You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking... My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine I'm not talking about that - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 I'm not talking about that I don't know what's going on - Inglourious Basterds 01:04 I don't know what's going on I don't think so - Inglourious Basterds 00:53 I don't think so It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be... It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover It seems I've created a monster - Inglourious Basterds 00:20 It seems I've created a monster I'll start - Inglourious Basterds 00:39 I'll start I must say - Inglourious Basterds 04:20 I must say I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France - Inglourious Basterds 00:50 I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers... I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said - Inglourious Basterds 00:41 I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night - Inglourious Basterds 01:58 I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night How much more of these Jew swine must I endure - Inglourious Basterds 02:44 How much more of these Jew swine must I endure Emanuelle - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Emanuelle Do you still wish to see Private Butz - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Do you still wish to see Private Butz Wait for the cr me - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 Wait for the cr me Three hundred and fifty - Inglourious Basterds 02:25 Three hundred and fifty The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is - Inglourious Basterds 07:09 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the... So who are your three handsome escorts - Inglourious Basterds 02:10 So who are your three handsome escorts Thank you - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Thank you Might I inquire - Inglourious Basterds 01:03 Might I inquire Like I said - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 Like I said Let me see your foot - Inglourious Basterds 00:55 Let me see your foot
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Cast

Lt. Aldo Raine - Brad Pitt
Col. Hans Landa - Christoph Waltz
Sgt. Donny Donowitz - Eli Roth
Lt. Archie Hicox - Michael Fassbender