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"Inglourious Basterds" quotes

Inglourious Basterds poster
In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Director: Quentin Tarantino
Writer: Quentin Tarantino
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, drama, war
Year: 2009
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 8.3
BoxOffice: $120,540,719
Released: 21 Aug 2009
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 133 wins & 172 nominations total

195 video clips

Lt. Aldo RaineSgt. Werner RachtmanSgt. Donny DonowitzMajor Dieter HellstromLt. Archie HicoxBridget Von HammersmarkSgt. Hugo StiglitzCol. Hans LandaPerrier LapaditePfc. Michael ZimmermanMarcelJoseph GoebbelsFrancesca MondinoFredrick ZollerCpl. Wilhelm WickiAdolf HitlerGeneral FrankPvt. ButzPfc. Omar UlmerPfc. Smithson UtivichNarratorMaster Sgt. WilhelmGeneral Ed FenechWinston ChurchillHerrman #3
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Let me see your foot - Inglourious Basterds 00:55 Let me see your foot Like I said - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 Like I said Might I inquire - Inglourious Basterds 01:03 Might I inquire Thank you - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Thank you So who are your three handsome escorts - Inglourious Basterds 02:10 So who are your three handsome escorts The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is - Inglourious Basterds 07:09 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the... Three hundred and fifty - Inglourious Basterds 02:25 Three hundred and fifty Wait for the cr me - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 Wait for the cr me Do you still wish to see Private Butz - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Do you still wish to see Private Butz Emanuelle - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Emanuelle How much more of these Jew swine must I endure - Inglourious Basterds 02:44 How much more of these Jew swine must I endure I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night - Inglourious Basterds 01:58 I am going to burn down the cinema on Nazi night I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said - Inglourious Basterds 00:41 I can vouch for everything the young captain has just said I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France - Inglourious Basterds 00:50 I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers... I must say - Inglourious Basterds 04:20 I must say I'll start - Inglourious Basterds 00:39 I'll start It seems I've created a monster - Inglourious Basterds 00:20 It seems I've created a monster It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema lover - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 It's been a pleasure chatting with a fellow cinema... It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America... I'm not talking about that - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 I'm not talking about that My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking basement - Inglourious Basterds 00:18 You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous is in a fucking... You know Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with the brass - Inglourious Basterds 00:34 You know Utivich and myself heard that deal you made with... You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner taking business - Inglourious Basterds 00:09 You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner taking... Au revoir Shosanna - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Au revoir Shosanna Scalp Hermann - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 Scalp Hermann The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the Jews is - Inglourious Basterds 00:33 The feature that makes me such an effective hunter of the... So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 So I'm going to give you a little something you... So you're Aldo the Apache - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 So you're Aldo the Apache I love rumors - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 I love rumors Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 Teddy Fucking Williams knocks it out of the park Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting - Inglourious Basterds 00:24 Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting Another one up there you might be familiar with - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 Another one up there you might be familiar with What are you - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 What are you Who wants to send a message to Germany - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Who wants to send a message to Germany May I smoke my pipe as well - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 May I smoke my pipe as well Gentlemen I have no intention - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 Gentlemen I have no intention Get the fuck up Batter up You're on deck - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Get the fuck up Batter up You're on deck Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting - Inglourious Basterds 00:37 Tell me Aldo if I were sitting where you're sitting What should we drink to sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 What should we drink to sir You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game - Inglourious Basterds 00:35 You say he wants to take on the Jews at their own game It says here that you speak German fluently - Inglourious Basterds 00:36 It says here that you speak German fluently So when the military history of this night is written - Inglourious Basterds 00:30 So when the military history of this night is written Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few questions - Inglourious Basterds 00:36 Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few... Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 Basically we have all our rotten eggs in one basket Well I speak the most ltalian so I'll be your escort - Inglourious Basterds 00:26 Well I speak the most ltalian so I'll be your escort That's a bingo - Inglourious Basterds 00:20 That's a bingo Up the road apiece - Inglourious Basterds 01:11 Up the road apiece I know this is a silly question before I ask it - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 I know this is a silly question before I ask it Lieutenant - Inglourious Basterds 00:14 Lieutenant I heard of The Bear Jew - Inglourious Basterds 00:04 I heard of The Bear Jew There've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino - Inglourious Basterds 01:09 There've been two recent developments regarding... I can see since you didn't see what happened inside - Inglourious Basterds 00:16 I can see since you didn't see what happened inside As of this moment is still a go - Inglourious Basterds 01:12 As of this moment is still a go You know where I'm from - Inglourious Basterds 00:56 You know where I'm from You've had a nice long run Aldo - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 You've had a nice long run Aldo My name is Shosanna Dreyfus - Inglourious Basterds 00:14 My name is Shosanna Dreyfus When I kill that guy you got 30 feet to get to that guard - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 When I kill that guy you got 30 feet to get to that guard I did have something else I wanted to ask you - Inglourious Basterds 00:16 I did have something else I wanted to ask you You get that for killin' Jews - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 You get that for killin' Jews How did you survive this ordeal - Inglourious Basterds 00:56 How did you survive this ordeal Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark - Inglourious Basterds 00:25 Speaking of Frau von Hammersmark Bring that fucker over here - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 Bring that fucker over here You outside Who are you - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 You outside Who are you Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sir - Inglourious Basterds 00:31 Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting sir Monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 01:03 Monsieur LaPadite Monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 00:21 Monsieur LaPadite Ooh la la - Inglourious Basterds 00:07 Ooh la la You either do what the fuck we tell you - Inglourious Basterds 00:23 You either do what the fuck we tell you You have opera boxes - Inglourious Basterds 00:11 You have opera boxes Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few questions - Inglourious Basterds 00:28 Before we yank that slug out you you need to answer a few... So monsieur LaPadite - Inglourious Basterds 00:59 So monsieur LaPadite I don't wish to be your friend - Inglourious Basterds 00:19 I don't wish to be your friend We order three glasses - Inglourious Basterds 00:12 We order three glasses If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend - Inglourious Basterds 00:08 If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend ALDO Speak English pretty good for a German - Inglourious Basterds 00:06 ALDO Speak English pretty good for a German (ALL LAUGHING) - Inglourious Basterds 00:15 (ALL LAUGHING) All right, Aldo. - Inglourious Basterds 00:13 All right, Aldo. (ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN) - Inglourious Basterds 00:09 (ALL TOASTING IN GERMAN) As of this moment - Inglourious Basterds 02:17 As of this moment So I'm going to give you a little something you can't take off - Inglourious Basterds So I'm going to give you a little something you... (BOTH LAUGHING) - Inglourious Basterds 00:17 (BOTH LAUGHING) Bravery - Inglourious Basterds 00:03 Bravery (CAR APPROACHING) - Inglourious Basterds 00:05 (CAR APPROACHING) Caught you flinching - Inglourious Basterds 00:04 Caught you flinching (CHUCKLING) - Inglourious Basterds 00:06 (CHUCKLING) Did you get that for killing Jews? - Inglourious Basterds 00:06 Did you get that for killing Jews? (ERIC SPEAKING GERMAN) - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 (ERIC SPEAKING GERMAN) (EXHALES) - Inglourious Basterds 00:10 (EXHALES)
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Cast

Lt. Aldo Raine - Brad Pitt
Shosanna - Mélanie Laurent
Col. Hans Landa - Christoph Waltz
Sgt. Donny Donowitz - Eli Roth
Lt. Archie Hicox - Michael Fassbender
Bridget von Hammersmark - Diane Kruger
Fredrick Zoller - Daniel Brühl
Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz - Til Schweiger
Cpl. Wilhelm Wicki - Gedeon Burkhard
Marcel - Jacky Ido
Pfc. Smithson Utivich - B.J. Novak
Pfc. Omar Ulmer - Omar Doom
Major Hellstrom - August Diehl
Perrier LaPadite - Denis Ménochet
Joseph Goebbels - Sylvester Groth
Hitler - Martin Wuttke
General Ed Fenech - Mike Myers
Francesca Mondino - Julie Dreyfus
Sgt. Rachtman - Richard Sammel
Master Sgt. Wilhelm - Alexander Fehling
Winston Churchill - Rod Taylor
Pvt. Butz - Sönke Möhring
Pfc. Hirschberg - Samm Levine
Pfc. Andy Kagan - Paul Rust
Pfc. Michael Zimmerman - Michael Bacall
German Soldier - Arndt Schwering-Sohnrey
German Female Soldier / Beethoven - Petra Hartung
German Soldier - Volker Michalowski
German Soldier - Ken Duken
Proprietor Eric - Christian Berkel
Mathilda - Anne-Sophie Franck
Charlotte LaPadite - Léa Seydoux
Julie LaPadite - Tina Rodriguez
Suzanne LaPadite - Lena Friedrich
Cpt. Wolfgang - Ludger Pistor
Babette - Jana Pallaske
Herrman #1 - Wolfgang Lindner
Herrman #3 - Michael Kranz
General Schonherr - Rainer Bock
Old French Veterinarian - André Penvern
Hellstrom's Driver / Nazi Usher #1 - Sebastian Hülk
Gaspar - Buddy Joe Hooker
Pfc. Simon Sakowitz - Carlos Fidel
Kliest Voice - Christian Brückner
Emil Jannings - Hilmar Eichhorn
Jakob Dreyfus - Patrick Elias
Miriam Dreyfus - Eva Löbau
Bob Dreyfus - Salvadore Brandt
Amos Dreyfus - Jasper Linnewedel
German Company Sgt. - Wilfried Hochholdinger
Maxim's Waiter - Olivier Girard
General Frank - Michael Scheel
Motorcycle Rider #1 - Leo Plank
Motorcycle Rider #2 - Andreas Tietz
American Colonel - Bo Svenson
Enzo G. Castellari - Enzo G. Castellari
German Soldier - Michael August
Usher #2 - Bela B.
German Movie Star - Noémi Besedes
Military Attaché - Alex Boden
German Soldier - Luke Burnyeat
German Official (voice) - Hélène Cardona
SS Major - Guido Foehrweisser
German Soldier - Jake Garber
German Filmstar - Claudina Hoff ter Heide
Narrator - Samuel L. Jackson
OSS Commander Who Agrees to Deal (voice) - Harvey Keitel
Soldier - Frederik Klaus
SS Major - Arnold Montey
Nazi Theatre Attendee - Andrew Napier
Gestapo Major - Greg Nicotero
Nazi Soldier - Niko Novick
Soldier - Aleksandrs Petukhovs
Jimi Dean - Brendan Potter
German Civilian - Sabrina Rattey
German Female Soldier - Bea-Marie Rück
Cinema Guest - Daniela Schwerdt
German Civilian Woman - Julia Smola
First Scalped Nazi - Quentin Tarantino
French Waiter - Vitus Wieser