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Gentlemen I have no intentionof killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormannnot to mention winning the war single handedly for the Alliesonly later to find myself
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Inglourious Basterds

The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. However, I'm sure this mission of yours...

Col. Hans Landa:
Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Göring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. If you want to win the war, tonight;Col. Hans Landa:...we have to make a deal.Lt. Aldo Raine:What kind of deal?Col. Hans Landa:The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. A general. I'm betting for... OSS would be my guess

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Gentlemen I have no intention
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of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Goring and killing Bormann
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not to mention winning the war single handedly for the Allies
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only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal
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If you want to win the war tonight
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we have to make a deal
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What kind of deal
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The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make
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However I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer
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A general
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I'm betting for
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OSS would be my guess
Available in 12 languages
Duration
43 seconds
Views
914
Timestamp in Movie
02:08:12
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, war
Production
Universal Pictures,The Weinstein Company,A Band Apart,Zehnte Babelsberg Film,Visiona Romantica

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Movie Summary

In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Actors

Christoph Waltz
Col. Hans Landa
Christoph Waltz
Brad Pitt
Lt. Aldo Raine
Brad Pitt
If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal. - Inglourious Basterds 00:09
If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal.
What kind of deal? - Inglourious Basterds 00:20
What kind of deal?
However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a commanding officer. - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
However, I'm sure this mission of yours has a...
That's a bingoIs that the way you say it That's a bingoYou just say BingoBingo How funBut I digress Where were we Yeah Make a deal - Inglourious Basterds 00:20
That's a bingoIs that the way you say it That's a...
That's a bingo! - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
That's a bingo!
That's a bingoIs that the way you say it That's a bingoYou just say BingoBingo How funBut I digress Where were we Yeah Make a deal - Inglourious Basterds 00:20
That's a bingoIs that the way you say it That's a...
Is that the way you say it? - Inglourious Basterds 00:09
Is that the way you say it?
But I digress. - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
But I digress.
Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. - Inglourious Basterds 00:11
Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting...
Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power of the pen to authorize my, let's call it, the terms of my conditional surrender. - Inglourious Basterds 00:11
Get me someone on the other end of that radio with the power...
You know where I'm fromYeah Where is that exactlyMaynardville TennesseeI've done my share of bootleggingUp there if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activitybut what we call just a man trying to make a living for his familyselling - Inglourious Basterds 00:56
You know where I'm fromYeah Where is that...
Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls illegal activity, but what we call just a man trying to make a living for his family selling moonshine liquor, it behooves oneself to keep his wits. - Inglourious Basterds 00:12
Up there, if you engage in what the federal government calls...
Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
Long story short, we hear a story too good to be true, it...
Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing, and 999.999 times out of a million, you would be correct. - Inglourious Basterds 00:10
Sitting in your chair, I would probably say the same thing,...
You have opera boxes - Inglourious Basterds 00:11
You have opera boxes
But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate reaches out and extends its hand. - Inglourious Basterds 00:10
But in the pages of history, every once in a while, fate...
What shall the history books read? - Inglourious Basterds 00:08
What shall the history books read?
I implore you. - Inglourious Basterds 00:09
I implore you.
MAN: The tower stands! - Inglourious Basterds 00:14
MAN: The tower stands!
MAN: The tower stands! Gum? - Inglourious Basterds 00:08
MAN: The tower stands! Gum?