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I must say I grow weary of these monkeyshines Did you hear that That was the sound of my Walther Pointed right at your testicles SPEAKING GERMAN Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles

Inglourious Basterds

Say "Auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls!

Inglourious Basterds • 2009

Major Dieter Hellstrom:
I must say, I grow weary of these monkeyshines.Major Dieter Hellstrom:Did you hear that? That was the sound of my Walther. Pointed right at your testicles.Lt. Archie Hicox:Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles?Major Dieter Hellstrom:Because you've just given yourself away, Captain. You're no more German than that scotch.Lt. Archie Hicox:Well, Major...Bridget von Hammersmark:Major...Major Dieter Hellstrom:Shut up, slut! You were saying?Lt. Archie Hicox:I was saying that that makes two of us. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz:That makes three of us. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller.Major Dieter Hellstrom:Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here.Lt. Archie Hicox:What's going to happen, Major... you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us.Major Dieter Hellstrom:No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think so. I'm afraid you and I... we both know, Captain... no matter what happens to anybody else in this room... the two of us aren't going anywhere. Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends. If any of you expect to live, you'll have to shoot them too. Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan. How sad.Lt. Archie Hicox: Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's.Major Dieter Hellstrom: By all means, Captain.Lt. Archie Hicox: There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Seeing as how I may be rapping on the door momentarily...Lt. Archie Hicox:I must say, damn good stuff, Sir.Lt. Archie Hicox:Now, about this pickle... we find ourselves in. It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do.Major Dieter Hellstrom:And what would that be?Lt. Archie Hicox:Stiglitz...Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz:Say "Auf Wiedersehen" to your Nazi balls!

Full Transcript

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I must say I grow weary of these monkeyshines

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Did you hear that

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That was the sound of my Walther

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Pointed right at your testicles

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SPEAKING GERMAN

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Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles

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Because you've just given yourself away Captain

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You're no more German than that scotch

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BOTH SPEAKING GERMAN

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Well Major Shut up slut

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You were saying

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I was saying that makes two of us

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I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down

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That makes three of us

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And at this range I'm a real Fredrick Zoller

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Looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here

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What's going to happen Major

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you're going to stand up and walk out that door with us

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No no no no no no I don't think so

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I'm afraid you and I

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we both know Captain

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no matter what happens to anybody else in this room

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the two of us aren't going anywhere

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Too bad about Sergeant Wilhelm and his famous friends

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If any of you expect to live you'll have to shoot them too

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Looks like little Max will grow up an orphan

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How sad

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Well if this is it old boy

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I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's

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By all means Captain

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There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch

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Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily

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I must say damn good stuff sir

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Now about this pickle

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we find ourselves in

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It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do

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And what would that be

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Stiglitz Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls

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بدأت أسأم من هذه المراوغة

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هل سمعت هذا الصوت

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هذا صوت مسدسي نوع والتير

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الذي أصوبه نحو خصيتيك

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لم تصو ب سلاحك باتجاه خصيتي

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لأنك كشفت نفسك حضرة النقيب

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لست ألمانيا كما هو هذا الويسكي ليس ألمانيا

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حسنا حضرة الرائد اصمتي أيتها الساقطة

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ماذا كنت تقول

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كنت أقول إننا أصبحنا اثنين بهذا

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أنا صو بت سلاحي نحو خصيتيك منذ أن جلست

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بل أصبحنا 3

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ومن هذه المسافة أنا ببراعة فريديريك زولير

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يبدو أننا في وضع دقيق الآن

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ما سيحصل الآن حضرة الرائد

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هو أنك ستنهض وتخرج معنا

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لا لا أعتقد ذلك

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أنت وأنا

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كلانا يعرف حضرة النقيب

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أإنه مهما كان مصير الآخرين في هذه الصالة

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فلن يغادر أحد منا نحن الاثنين المكان

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هذا من سوء حظ الرقيب ويلهلم ورفاقه المشهورين

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إن أراد أحدكم البقاء حيا فعليكم قتلهم أيضا

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يبدو أن ماكس الصغير سيصبح يتيما

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كم هو أمر محزن

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إن كان الأمر على هذا النحو يا صديقي

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آمل ألا تنزعج إن سقطت وأنا أتكلم الإنجليزية

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بالتأكيد حضرة النقيب

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ثمة مكان خاص في الجحيم لمن يبددون الويسكي الجيد

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وبما أنني قد أزور الجحيم قريبا

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يجب أن أقول إنه ويسكي جيد سيدي

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الآن بالنسبة إلى هذه الورطة

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التي نجد أنفسنا فيها

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لم يبق أمامك سوى أمر واحد

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وما هو

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ستيغليتز قل الوداع لخصيتيك النازيتين

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ওয় ল যদ ত ই হয় old boy

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আম আশ কর য আম যদ আসল কথ য় আস ত হল আপন মনক ষ ন ন হব ন ন

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অবস যই Captain

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য র ভ ল স কচ অপচয় কর দ জখ ত দ র জন য একট ব শ ষ ক মর আছ

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ক ছ ক ষণ পর আম স ই দরজ য় কর ঘ ত করত প র এট দ খত প র

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আম ক বলত ই হয় অস ধ রণ ভ ল জ ন স sir

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ত যত খ ন স গ রহ আছ

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য ট আমর ভ তর এস দ খল ম

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ব ঝ য য় য আপন র জন য আম দ র শ ধ আর একট জ ন স ই কর র আছ

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আর স ট ক

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স ট গল ট জ

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ত ম র ন ত স অন ডক ষক ব দ য় বল

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c'est que vous allez vous lever et marcher jusqu'à la porte avec nous

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Non non non je ne crois pas

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Je crains que nous ne sachions tous les deux capitaine

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que quoi qu'il se passe dans cette pièce

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aucun de nous deux ne partira

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Dommage pour le sergent Wilhelm

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et ses amis

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Vous allez devoir les tuer aussi

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Le petit Max n'aura pas de papa

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à cause de vous

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Si c'est comme ça mon vieux

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j'espère que ça ne vous dérange pas si on parle la langue du Roi

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Je vous en prie capitaine

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Il y a un lieu spécial en enfer pour ceux qui gaspillent un bon scotch

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et comme il semble que je vais frapper à la porte dans un instant

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je dois reconnaître

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qu'il y a des bonnes choses monsieur

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Alors

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à propos de la confusion

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où nous nous trouvons

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il semble qu'il n'y a qu'une chose à faire

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Et qu'est ce que c'est

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Stiglitz

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Dis adieu à tes couilles nazies

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Toi qui es tu Anglais Américain

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Quoi

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Nous sommes américains Et toi

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Je suis allemand idiot

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Tu parles plutôt bien anglais pour un allemand

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Je suis d'accord Alors parlons

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Bien parle

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Je suis papa

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Mon fils est né aujourd'hui à Frankfurt

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Il y a cinq heures

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Il s'appelle Max Nous sommes venus ici pour boire faire la fête

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Et ils sont venus tenir et tuer des gens Ce n'est pas ma faute

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Well if this is it old boy

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I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's

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By all means Captain

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There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good Scotch

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Seeing as I may be rapping on the door momentarily

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I must say damn good stuff sir

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Now about this pickle

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we find ourselves in

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It would appear there's only one thing left for you to do

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And what would that be

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Stiglitz

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Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls

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BERBICARA JERMAN

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KEDUA BERBICARA JERMAN

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BERBICARA JERMAN

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Nah kalau ini itu anak laki laki tua

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Saya harap Anda tidak keberatan jika saya keluar berbicara Raja's

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Dengan segala cara Kapten

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Ada anak tangga khusus di neraka reserved bagi orang orang yang baik limbah Scotch

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Melihat saat aku dapat mengetuk pintu sejenak

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Saya harus mengatakan sialan bagus Sir

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Sekarang tentang acar ini

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kita menemukan diri kita masuk

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Akan muncul hanya ada satu hal yang tersisa untuk Anda lakukan

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Dan apa itu

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Stieglitz

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Katakanlah auf Wiedersehen Nazi Anda bola

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さてとこんな猿芝居には飽き飽きした

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聞こえたか

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ワルサーの撃鉄の音だ

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お前の金玉を狙っているぞ

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なぜワルサーで私のあそこを狙っているんでしょう

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お前が今しっぽを出したからさ大尉

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お前はそこのウィスキーと同じだドイツ人じゃない

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ええと少佐黙れ淫売

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何か言いかけたよな

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二人とも同じだって言いたかったんですよ

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あんたがそこに座った時からこっちは銃であんたの金玉を狙ってたから

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三人とも同じだぜ

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この距離じゃ誰だってフレデリックゾラーだ

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どうやら我々はやっかいな状況のようだ

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これから起こることはね少佐

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あんたが立ち上がって我々と一緒に外に出るってことですよ

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いやいやいやそりゃダメだ

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言いにくいことだが

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君だって分かってるよな大尉

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他の連中に何が起ころうとも

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君と俺が一緒に外に出ることはない

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ウィルヘルム軍曹と仲間たちには気の毒なことだよな

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君たちが生き残りたいならやつらを射たなければならんだろ

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マックス坊やは孤児になる

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哀れなことだ

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そういうことなら少佐

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英語で話しても構わんだろうな

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どうぞ大尉

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地獄には上等のスコッチを無駄にするやつを罰する特別室があるって話だ

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俺は今そのドアをノックしてるってとこかな

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こいつはほんとに上物だよ少佐

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さてと我々はどうしようもないほど

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困難な状況にある

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この状況であんたに残された道はただ一つだ

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それは何かね

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スティグリッツ

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お前の金玉にサヨナラすることさ

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No tienes que ser Stonewall Jackson para saber que no quieres pelear en un sótano

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Ahora hablemos en serio

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Escucho eso Es el sonido de mi Luger apuntando directamente a sus testículos

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Por que esta su Luger apuntando a mis testículos

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Porque se ha delatado capitán

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Eres tan alemán como ese escocés

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Bueno Mayor Mayor

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Cállate perra

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Como decía

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Decía que ya somos dos Tengo un arma apuntando a sus testículos desde que se sentó

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Entonces ya somos tres y a esta distancia soy un verdadero Fredrick Zoller

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Parece que tenemos una situación pegajosa

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Lo que sucederá ahora mayor es que se levantara y saldrá por esa puerta con nosotros

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No no no no no no lo creo

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Me temo que sin importar lo que pase con cualquiera en este cuarto

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Tu y yo no iremos a ningún lado

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Es una pena por los que festejan

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Y el soldado que acaba de tener un hijo pues tendrán que dispararles

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Al parecer el pobre Max se va a quedar huérfano

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Es una lastima

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Bueno si aquí termina todo viejo espero que no te importe si me voy hablando ingles

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Para nada capitán

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Hay un lugar especial en el infierno para los que desperdician un buen escocés

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Y viendo que en momentos puedo estar tocando esa puerta

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Debo decir maldición esto es bueno señor Ahora con este enredo en el que nos encontramos

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Al parecer solo te queda una cosa por hacer

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Y que seria eso

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Stiglitz

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Despedirte de tus bolas de nazi

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

01:29:55

Uploaded

Dec 26, 2025

Genres

adventure, drama, war

Production

Universal Pictures,The Weinstein Company,A Band Apart,Zehnte Babelsberg Film,Visiona Romantica

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Movie Summary

In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Actors

Major Dieter Hellstrom

Lt. Archie Hicox

Michael Fassbender

Bridget Von Hammersmark

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz

Lt. Aldo Raine