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Inglourious Basterds

Please, Colonel, make yourself at home

Col. Hans Landa:
May I smoke my pipe as well?Perrier LaPadite:Please, Colonel, make yourself at home

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May I smoke my pipe as well
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Please Herr Colonel make yourself at home
Available in 12 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
1,177
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:51
Uploaded
Jan 31, 2026
Genres
adventure, drama, war
Production
Universal Pictures,The Weinstein Company,A Band Apart,Zehnte Babelsberg Film,Visiona Romantica

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Movie Summary

In Nazi-occupied France during World War II, a plan to assassinate Nazi leaders by a group of Jewish U.S. soldiers coincides with a theatre owner's vengeful plans for the same.

Actors

Christoph Waltz
Col. Hans Landa
Christoph Waltz
Denis Ménochet
Perrier Lapadite
Denis Ménochet
Now, my job dictates - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
Now, my job dictates
And conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross your family's name off my list. - Inglourious Basterds 00:08
And conduct a thorough search before I can officially cross...
And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured they will be. - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
And if there are any irregularities to be found, rest...
That is unless you have something to tell me that makes the conducting of a search unnecessary. - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
That is unless you have something to tell me that makes the...
I might add, also, that any information that makes the performance of my duty easier will not be met with punishment. - Inglourious Basterds 00:09
I might add, also, that any information that makes the...
Actually, quite the contrary. - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
Actually, quite the contrary.
You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not? - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
You're sheltering enemies of the state, are you not?
Yes. You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? Yes. Point out to me the areas - Inglourious Basterds 00:20
Yes. You're sheltering them underneath your...
You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards, aren't you? - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
You're sheltering them underneath your floorboards,...
Point out to me the areas where they're hiding. - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
Point out to me the areas where they're hiding.
Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. - Inglourious Basterds 00:20
Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume, while...
Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume, while they're listening, they don't speak English. - Inglourious Basterds 00:07
Since I haven't heard any disturbance, I assume, while...
I thank you for your time. - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
I thank you for your time.
Au revoir Shosanna - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
Au revoir Shosanna
Chapter Two INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS ALDO: Ten-hut! - Inglourious Basterds 00:10
Chapter Two INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS ALDO: Ten-hut!
My name is Lieutenant Aldo RaineAnd I'm putting together a special team and I need me eight soldiersEight Jewish American soldiersNow you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soonWell we'll be leaving a little earlierWe're going to be - Inglourious Basterds 02:38
My name is Lieutenant Aldo RaineAnd I'm putting...
And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
And I'm putting together a special team, and I need me...
Eight Jewish American soldiers. - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
Eight Jewish American soldiers.
Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. - Inglourious Basterds 00:06
Now, you all might've heard rumors about the armada...
We're going to be dropped into France dressed as civilians. - Inglourious Basterds 00:05
We're going to be dropped into France dressed as...