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A teenage girl discovers her father has an amazing talent to bring characters out of their books and must try to stop a freed villain from destroying them all, with the help of her father, her aunt, and a storybook's hero.

Director: Iain Softley
Writer: David Lindsay-Abaire, Cornelia Funke
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: $17,303,424
Released: 23 Jan 2009
Awards: 1 win
Having writer's block - Inkheart 00:18 Having writer's block Yes it is isn't it But I just adore everything Persian - Inkheart 00:24 Yes it is isn't it But I just adore everything Persian I needed the book - Inkheart 00:22 I needed the book You barbaric piece of pulp fiction - Inkheart 00:04 You barbaric piece of pulp fiction What's that sticky stuff called - Inkheart 00:10 What's that sticky stuff called Hey don't take this the wrong way but don't come back okay - Inkheart 00:06 Hey don't take this the wrong way but don't come... His name's Gwin - Inkheart 00:23 His name's Gwin You don't have to be selfish just because that's how I wrote you - Inkheart 00:08 You don't have to be selfish just because that's... And she has no voice - Inkheart 00:03 And she has no voice I don't want to go back into my stinking book - Inkheart 00:05 I don't want to go back into my stinking book Oh don't worry you're invited to the feast as well - Inkheart 00:05 Oh don't worry you're invited to the feast as well Just pull over That makes sense you speaking weasel - Inkheart 00:06 Just pull over That makes sense you speaking weasel This must be what it feels like to give birth - Inkheart 00:05 This must be what it feels like to give birth Oh you are going to love him - Inkheart 00:09 Oh you are going to love him I hurt myself - Inkheart 00:24 I hurt myself Do you know the end of your story Meggie - Inkheart 00:04 Do you know the end of your story Meggie Then why in the name of Chaucer's beard are you ringing - Inkheart 00:06 Then why in the name of Chaucer's beard are you ringing All the letters of the alphabet - Inkheart 00:11 All the letters of the alphabet A t tack - Inkheart 00:06 A t tack Come home - Inkheart 00:07 Come home Afternoon. I'm Mortimer Folchart. - Inkheart Afternoon. I'm Mortimer Folchart. All right, this is our way in. - Inkheart All right, this is our way in. All right. - Inkheart All right. All right. - Inkheart All right. All the letters of the alphabet - Inkheart All the letters of the alphabet And I wouldn't make him. - Inkheart And I wouldn't make him. And then, finally, after what seemed
almost a lifetime of wishing... - Inkheart And then, finally, after what seemed almost a lifetime of wi... Beautiful. - Inkheart Beautiful. But of all the villains
lurking in the Wayless Wood... - Inkheart But of all the villains lurking in the Wayless Wood... But you... - Inkheart But you... By the bones of the dead man
in this coffin, I curse you. - Inkheart By the bones of the dead man in this coffin, I curse you. Check all the courtyards! - Inkheart Check all the courtyards! Come here! Let's go. - Inkheart Come here! Let's go. Come home. - Inkheart Come home. Come home. - Inkheart Come home. Come home - Inkheart Come home Do you know the end of your story Meggie - Inkheart Do you know the end of your story Meggie Don't go - Inkheart Don't go Don't leave! Come back! - Inkheart Don't leave! Come back! Don't leave me! - Inkheart Don't leave me! Dustfinger! - Inkheart Dustfinger! Dustfinger. - Inkheart Dustfinger. - Elinor...
- Let her go. - Inkheart - Elinor... - Let her go. For a moment... - Inkheart For a moment... Forward. - Inkheart Forward. Get a move on. - Inkheart Get a move on. Get in. - Inkheart Get in. Good morning. - Inkheart Good morning. Having writer's block - Inkheart Having writer's block "He appears only
when Capricorn calls him... - Inkheart "He appears only when Capricorn calls him... He doesn't like to be tickled. - Inkheart He doesn't like to be tickled. Help! No! - Inkheart Help! No! Help! - Inkheart Help! Here's how this will work: You'll
do exactly what I tell you to do... - Inkheart Here's how this will work: You'll do exactly what ... Hey don't take this the wrong way but don't come back okay - Inkheart Hey don't take this the wrong way but don't come... His name's Gwin - Inkheart His name's Gwin Hurry up, we'll miss the train.
How long will it take to get there? - Inkheart Hurry up, we'll miss the train. How long will it take t... And in the castles of Umbra... - Inkheart And in the castles of Umbra... I don't understand it. - Inkheart I don't understand it. I don't want to go back into my stinking book - Inkheart I don't want to go back into my stinking book Farewell... - Inkheart Farewell... "From the far north they heard
a low wail of the wind... - Inkheart "From the far north they heard a low wail of the wind..... I hurt myself. - Inkheart I hurt myself. I hurt myself - Inkheart I hurt myself "If you wish me to use my magic powers
to send you home... - Inkheart "If you wish me to use my magic powers to send you home... Inkheart! Inkheart! Inkheart! - Inkheart Inkheart! Inkheart! Inkheart! "Kasim ran to hide, but tripped,
sending coins spilling in every direction. - Inkheart "Kasim ran to hide, but tripped, sending coins spilling... I promised. - Inkheart I promised. "That just happened,"
said Dorothy, simply. "I could not help it." - Inkheart "That just happened," said Dorothy, simply. "... Then Dorian Gray half opened the door. - Inkheart Then Dorian Gray half opened the door. I thought I told you to stay
with the old man. - Inkheart I thought I told you to stay with the old man. I tried to warn you. - Inkheart I tried to warn you. If you don't stop shaking,
I'm going to stick you with a pin. - Inkheart If you don't stop shaking, I'm going to stick you ... I'm convinced. - Inkheart I'm convinced. I'm gonna get you out of these chains,
and then you're going home. - Inkheart I'm gonna get you out of these chains, and then you... Is this the right way?
Next turn on the left. - Inkheart Is this the right way? Next turn on the left. - It's like the illustration in the book.
- Kind of scary. - Inkheart - It's like the illustration in the book. - Kind of sca... It's Meggie. She's reading. - Inkheart It's Meggie. She's reading. Just pull over That makes sense you speaking weasel - Inkheart Just pull over That makes sense you speaking weasel Look. Look at this.
Look at the Dragon's Breath. - Inkheart Look. Look at this. Look at the Dragon's Breath. Look who's back. This is nice. - Inkheart Look who's back. This is nice. Meggie, just pretend that you're in a book.
Children always escape in books. - Inkheart Meggie, just pretend that you're in a book. Children al... - Meggie!
- What's happening? - Inkheart - Meggie! - What's happening? Mum! - Inkheart Mum! My pouch! - Inkheart My pouch! No! - Inkheart No! No! - Inkheart No! Nothing to be frightened of.
It's just dusty old coffins. - Inkheart Nothing to be frightened of. It's just dusty old coffin... Oh you are going to love him - Inkheart Oh you are going to love him

Cast

Meggie - Eliza Bennett
Bookshop Proprietor - Richard Strange
Dustfinger - Paul Bettany