I read the note. It's your standard farewell address. I know it by heart. Excuse me....

Lt. Tuck Pendleton: I read the note. It's your standard farewell address. I know it by heart. Lydia Maxwell: Excuse me. Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Lydia. Look, don't leave. You know you love me, huh? Look, I know you're crazy about me. I mean, in a week or two I'm going to call you, you're going to call me, and we're going to be back together again. Lydia Maxwell: No, we won't. Lt. Tuck Pendleton: I don't get it. I get a little drunk, I make an ass out of myself... What's the big deal? Lydia Maxwell: Things are different now, Tuck. It just hurts me too much to be with you. Lt. Tuck Pendleton: Lydia! Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab when I kicked the door. I think it's broken. Lydia Maxwell: Better your toe than your heart. [to the cabbie] Lydia Maxwell: Can we go now please? Lt. Tuck Pendleton: [as the cab pulls away, the towel that Tuck has been wearing is pulled away with it, leaving Tuck stark naked] Lydia! Lydia! LYDIA!