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I should've had you wear double condoms

Inside Llewyn Davis

I should've had you weardouble condoms. Well, we shouldn't have done it in thefirst place,...

Inside Llewyn Davis • 2013

I should've had you weardouble condoms. Well, we shouldn't have done it in thefirst place, but if you ever do it again, which as a favor to womeneverywhere, you should not, but if you do, you should be wearingcondom on condom, and then wrap it inelectrical tape. You should just walk around alwaysinside a great big condom - because you are shit.- Okay. You should not be in contactwith any living thing, being shit. Have you ever heard the expression,"it takes two to tango"? Fuck you. Well, I could say we should talkabout this when you're less angry, but that would be... That would be... - When would that be?- Fuck you

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I should've had you wear double condoms

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Well we shouldn't have done it in the first place but if you ever do it again

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which as a favor to women everywhere you should not

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but if you do you should be wearing condom on condom

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and then wrap it in electrical tape

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You should just walk around always inside a great big condom

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because you are shit Okay

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You should not be in contact with any living thing being shit

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Have you ever heard the expression it takes two to tango

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Fuck you

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Well I could say we should talk about this when you're less angry

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but that would be

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That would be

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When would that be Fuck you

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كان علي أن أجعلك ترتدي واقيين ذكريين

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لم يكن علينا فعل ذلك في المقام الأول لكن اذا كنت ستفعل ذلك مرة أخرى

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والذي من الأفضل للنساء في أي مكان ألا تفعله

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لكن ان فعلت فعليك أنت تضع واق فوق واق

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ثم تلفه بلاصق كهربائي عليك أن تمشي دائما بداخل واقي كبير

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لأنك عبارة عن قذارة حسنا

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لا يجب أن تتصل مع أي كائن حي كي لا يتحول لقذارة

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هل سبق وسمعت المثل القائل يحتاج المرء شخصين ليرقص التانجو

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تبا لك

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حسنا أستطيع القول سنتحدث في الموضوع

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عندما تصبحين أقل غضبا

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لكن هذا سيكون

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سيكون

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متى يكون هذا اللعنة عليك

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J'aurai dû te mettre deux capotes

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C'était une bêtise Mais si tu recommences

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et au nom de toutes les femmes abstiens toi

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mais si tu craques enfile deux capotes

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et du ruban isolant

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Tu devrais te promener dans une capote

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Grosse merde Bien

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Ne t'approche plus de qui que ce soit

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Un bébé ça se fait à deux tu sais

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Ta gueule

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On en reparlera quand tu seras calmée

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mais ça va prendre

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Ça va prendre

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Combien de temps Ta gueule

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Du hättest zwei Kondome tragen sollen

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Oder es gleich sein lassen

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Wenn du es wieder tust

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worauf du den Frauen zuliebe verzichten solltest

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dann solltest du ein Kondom über das Kondom ziehen

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und es in Isolierband wickeln

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Du solltest dich immer in ein Riesenkondom wickeln

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weil du Scheiße bist

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Und Menschen vermeiden

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weil du Scheiße bist

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Kennst du den Satz Es gehören immer zwei dazu

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Fick dich

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Wir könnten es bereden wenn du nicht mehr sauer bist

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Aber das wäre

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Das wäre

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Wann wäre das

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Fick dich

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ゴムを２重にすべきだった

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そもそもやめるベきだったもし今度

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女への好意からヤル時は

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コンドームを２枚重ねにして

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絶縁テープで巻くこと

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いっそ巨大なコンドームに体ごと入れとけクソ男

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生き物と接触するなクソ男

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双方の責任って言葉知ってる

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くたばれ

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もう少し怒りが収まってから話そうと思うけどそれって

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それって

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いつ

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死ね

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Мне надо было одеть тебе двойные презервативы

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Мы вообще не должны были делать это но если ты когда нибудь займешься этим снова

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хотя окажешь услугу женщинам если не станешь это делать

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но если будешь делать тебе следует одеть гондон на гондон

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и намотать это изолентой

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Тебе надо всегда ходить одетым в одном огромном презервативе

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потому что ты говно Ладно

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Тебе нельзя прикасаться ни к одному живому существу будучи говном

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Ты когда нибудь слышала выражение В танго всегда должны быть двое

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Пошел на хуй

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Ну могу ли сказать что нам лучше поговорить когда у тебя поменьше гнева

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но это может быть

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Это может быть

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Когда это может быть Пошел на хуй

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Tenía que haber dejado que usaras doble condón

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o no debimos hacerlo en primer lugar pero si tú lo vuelves a hacer

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lo cual es un favor a todas las mujeres no debes hacerlo

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pero si es así debes usar condón sobre condón y luego envolverlo

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en cinta eléctrica Debes caminar siempre con un condón grande

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porque eres mierda De acuerdo

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No debes estar en contacto con nada viviente siendo mierda

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Has oído la expresión se necesitan dos para el Tango

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Jodéte

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Bueno puedo decir que debemos hablar

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de esto cuando estés menos brava

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pero eso será

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será

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Cuándo será eso Jodéte

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Duration

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Timestamp in Movie

00:23:57

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

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Movie Summary

In Greenwich Village in the early 1960s, gifted but volatile folk musician Llewyn Davis struggles with money, relationships, and his uncertain future following the suicide of his singing partner.