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"Inspector Clouseau" quotes

Inspector Clouseau poster
A string of robberies has occurred in Britain and it's up to Inspector Clouseau to catch the criminal.

Director: Bud Yorkin
Writer: Blake Edwards, Maurice Richlin, Tom Waldman
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery
Year: 1968
MetaScore: 35/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $1,900,000
Released: 19 Jul 1968
Awards: N/A

16 video clips

Inspector Jacques ClouseauCommissioner Sir Charles BraithwaiteInsp. Jacques ClouseauReporterLt. Lisa MorrelAddison SteeleMegJulie
There is a time for laughing and a time for not laughing This is not one of them - Inspector Clouseau 00:09 There is a time for laughing and a time for not laughing... I think it only fair to say - Inspector Clouseau 00:15 I think it only fair to say Well life is not all shoot shoot bang bang - Inspector Clouseau 00:06 Well life is not all shoot shoot bang bang My face You've stolen my face - Inspector Clouseau 00:10 My face You've stolen my face I shall let that pass since you do not know whose leg it is that you are pushing - Inspector Clouseau 00:08 I shall let that pass since you do not know whose leg it is... I've nursed this bottle since Dunkirk - Inspector Clouseau 00:05 I've nursed this bottle since Dunkirk Could you give us a statement please Chocolate makes one very thirsty - Inspector Clouseau 00:13 Could you give us a statement please Chocolate makes one... I ruin everything I touch - Inspector Clouseau 00:32 I ruin everything I touch But you must trust no one - Inspector Clouseau 00:21 But you must trust no one Since we are becoming so chummy you can tell me about the Great Train Robbery - Inspector Clouseau 00:14 Since we are becoming so chummy you can tell me about the... It's my new car Do you know something about machinery - Inspector Clouseau 00:18 It's my new car Do you know something about machinery There Ooh I love the way you eat - Inspector Clouseau 00:13 There Ooh I love the way you eat What about the crooks They never sleep Neither does Clouseau - Inspector Clouseau 00:11 What about the crooks They never sleep Neither does Clouseau See you tomorrow Over and out Roger and goodbye - Inspector Clouseau 00:06 See you tomorrow Over and out Roger and goodbye You'll soon be laughing on the other side of my face - Inspector Clouseau 00:07 You'll soon be laughing on the other side of my face Anonymity is a virtue Any fool knows that - Inspector Clouseau 00:11 Anonymity is a virtue Any fool knows that

Cast

Insp. Jacques Clouseau - Alan Arkin
Supt. Weaver - Frank Finlay
Lisa Morrel - Delia Boccardo
Addison Steele - Barry Foster
Commissioner Sir Charles Braithwaite - Patrick Cargill
All Cast