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Inspector Clouseau

I don't know something about machinery, I know everything about machinery

Meg:

Do you know something about machinery? Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
I don't know something about machinery, I know everything about machinery

Full Transcript

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It's my new car Do you know something about machinery
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I don't know something I know everything
Duration
18 seconds
Views
297
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:24
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
The Mirisch Company

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Movie Summary

A string of robberies has occurred in Britain and it's up to Inspector Clouseau to catch the criminal.

Actors

Katya Wyeth
Meg
Katya Wyeth
Alan Arkin
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Alan Arkin
-Charming room. -You have been here many times before. - Inspector Clouseau 00:28
-Charming room. -You have been here many times before.
Are you trying to keep a policeman from his duty? - Inspector Clouseau 00:23
Are you trying to keep a policeman from his duty?
Yes, well... - Inspector Clouseau 00:06
Yes, well...
There Ooh I love the way you eat - Inspector Clouseau 00:13
There Ooh I love the way you eat
Towel. - Inspector Clouseau 00:20
Towel.
-Follow that hearse! -Follow it yourself. - Inspector Clouseau 00:09
-Follow that hearse! -Follow it yourself.
-How much for your motorbike? -What? - Inspector Clouseau 00:14
-How much for your motorbike? -What?
Stop, thief! Did you see that? He stole my motorcycle! - Inspector Clouseau 00:10
Stop, thief! Did you see that? He stole my motorcycle!
Special report to Commissioner Braithwaite. - Inspector Clouseau 00:20
Special report to Commissioner Braithwaite.
Here I am in the graveyard, hiding behind a small shrub. - Inspector Clouseau 00:14
Here I am in the graveyard, hiding behind a small shrub.
My hat. - Inspector Clouseau 00:11
My hat.
There he is! The man who stole my motorbike! Come back here! - Inspector Clouseau 00:22
There he is! The man who stole my motorbike! Come back here!
-Right. You've got everything? -Yes. - Inspector Clouseau 00:31
-Right. You've got everything? -Yes.
-Two of spades. Then a five. -Go on, then. - Inspector Clouseau 00:06
-Two of spades. Then a five. -Go on, then.
What about the crooks They never sleep Neither does Clouseau - Inspector Clouseau 00:11
What about the crooks They never sleep Neither does Clouseau
All right. Come on, over to the wall. - Inspector Clouseau 00:20
All right. Come on, over to the wall.
I don't want praise. At all times I always do my best. - Inspector Clouseau 00:30
I don't want praise. At all times I always do my best.
When you get to Zurich, if you run into more than you handle... - Inspector Clouseau 00:23
When you get to Zurich, if you run into more than you handle...
-Onesies! Onesies. One. -Yes, I have it. - Inspector Clouseau 00:18
-Onesies! Onesies. One. -Yes, I have it.
My Auntie Mary does this for me. - Inspector Clouseau 00:06
My Auntie Mary does this for me.