AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAND!
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Officer John Brown:
Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else. Scolex:
[stepping out, unable to give in without a fight]
Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here, have a victory cigar. [pulls out a cigar and lights it...] Officer John Brown:
No, thanks. Scolex:
Remember: Smoking kills. [tosses cigar] Officer John Brown:
I don't smoke! Scolex:
[laughs]
Oh, really? You will now. Officer John Brown:
Oh, boy... [the cigar blows up John; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of John's car. Scolex closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand] Scolex:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAND!
Attention: Driver of the wrecked limo attached to the "Yahoo!" billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle immediately, or... else. Scolex:
[stepping out, unable to give in without a fight]
Fine work, Mr. Security Guard, you got me. Here, have a victory cigar. [pulls out a cigar and lights it...] Officer John Brown:
No, thanks. Scolex:
Remember: Smoking kills. [tosses cigar] Officer John Brown:
I don't smoke! Scolex:
[laughs]
Oh, really? You will now. Officer John Brown:
Oh, boy... [the cigar blows up John; also sending a bowling ball rocketing out of John's car. Scolex closes his sunroof, but the bowling ball falls through the sunroof before closing, and crushes his left hand] Scolex:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAND!
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Attention Driver of the wrecked limo
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attached to the Yahoo Billboard
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this is security Officer John Brown
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Please step out of the vehicle immediately
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Or Else
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Fine work Mr Security Guard You got me
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Here
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Have a victory cigar
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No thanks
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Movie Summary
A security guard's dreams come true when he is selected to be transformed into a cybernetic police officer.
