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"Instant Family" quotes

Instant Family poster
A couple find themselves in over their heads when they foster three children.

Director: Sean Anders
Writer: Sean Anders, John Morris
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2018
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 7.3
BoxOffice: $67,363,237
Released: 16 Nov 2018
Awards: 3 wins & 5 nominations

54 video clips

JuanPeteEllieLizzySharonCharlieKarenGrandma SandyStewartMrs. Fernandez
PRETEND MOM - Instant Family 00:40 PRETEND MOM Lizzie comes with two younger siblings - Instant Family 00:28 Lizzie comes with two younger siblings You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day - Instant Family 00:09 You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a... Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids - Instant Family 00:08 Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids You're gonna get some funny looks - Instant Family 00:14 You're gonna get some funny looks Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers - Instant Family 00:10 Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers Wow Nothing hard about kids - Instant Family 00:10 Wow Nothing hard about kids Things that matter are hard - Instant Family 00:09 Things that matter are hard But did you meet any kids that you're curious about - Instant Family 00:25 But did you meet any kids that you're curious about I'm more of a Lakers fan - Instant Family 00:21 I'm more of a Lakers fan When I'm pissed - Instant Family 00:08 When I'm pissed You're lucky I don't end your life right now - Instant Family 00:16 You're lucky I don't end your life right now Your real kids will be very different Can't erase 'em - Instant Family 00:05 Your real kids will be very different Can't erase... I beg to differ - Instant Family 00:06 I beg to differ But did you meet any kids that you're curious about - Instant Family But did you meet any kids that you're curious about All right. - Instant Family 00:16 All right. All there? - Instant Family 00:15 All there? And listen you're gonna get some funny looks - Instant Family 00:15 And listen you're gonna get some funny looks Are you with them? Do you know those guys? - Instant Family 00:19 Are you with them? Do you know those guys? But I do love you both. - Instant Family 00:12 But I do love you both. Dad? - Instant Family 00:17 Dad? Did you flush, sweetie? - Instant Family 00:25 Did you flush, sweetie? Ellie. - Instant Family 00:07 Ellie. For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there. - Instant Family 00:15 For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there... - Good night, buddy. - Good night. - Instant Family 00:10 - Good night, buddy. - Good night. - Here you go. - Thank you. - Instant Family 00:25 - Here you go. - Thank you. - Hey. - Hey. - Instant Family 00:20 - Hey. - Hey. Hey. - Instant Family 00:17 Hey. I know you don't like this, - Instant Family 00:13 I know you don't like this, I want my chips Lita - Instant Family 00:04 I want my chips Lita - Is Lizzy okay? - She's a little upset right now, buddy. - Instant Family 00:08 - Is Lizzy okay? - She's a little upset right now, budd... It's so clean and quiet in here. - Instant Family 00:13 It's so clean and quiet in here. It's okay, buddy. - Instant Family 00:06 It's okay, buddy. Keep your end straight, will you? - Instant Family 00:20 Keep your end straight, will you? Lizzy! - Instant Family 00:07 Lizzy! Miss Viara. - Instant Family 00:13 Miss Viara. Nice to meet you - Instant Family 00:49 Nice to meet you Oh, my goodness. - Instant Family 00:11 Oh, my goodness. Okay. That's good. - Instant Family 00:10 Okay. That's good. So no school today, huh? - Instant Family 00:31 So no school today, huh? Thank you. - Instant Family 00:07 Thank you. That's not really a bath toy. - Instant Family 00:24 That's not really a bath toy. There you go. - Instant Family 00:17 There you go. Things that matter are hard - Instant Family 00:09 Things that matter are hard We're never gonna do that. - Instant Family 00:20 We're never gonna do that. Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers - Instant Family 00:09 Whose idea was it to go and talk to the teenagers Wow Nothing hard about kids - Instant Family 00:10 Wow Nothing hard about kids Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids - Instant Family 00:08 Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids - You bought this? - Yeah. - Instant Family 00:06 - You bought this? - Yeah. You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day - Instant Family 00:09 You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a... You like that? - Instant Family 00:07 You like that? You wanna rotate like this, okay? - Instant Family 00:28 You wanna rotate like this, okay? Your real kids will be very different Can't erase 'em - Instant Family 00:05 Your real kids will be very different Can't erase...

Cast

Pete - Mark Wahlberg
Ellie - Rose Byrne
Lizzy - Isabela Merced
Juan - Gustavo Escobar
Lita - Julianna Gamiz
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