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If you don't quit being sonuts about this baby thing, I swear to God, I'm gonna get...

If you don't quit being so
nuts about this baby thing, I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant
again this afternoon just to spite you

Full Transcript

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If you don't quit being so nuts about this baby thing,
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I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant again this afternoon just to spite you.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:18
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Closest to the Hole Productions,Paramount Pictures,Leverage Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A couple find themselves in over their heads when they foster three children.
I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as you guys, - Instant Family 00:05
I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as y...
- Yes! Absolutely! - Oh, my God. "Our blood." - Instant Family 00:07
- Yes! Absolutely! - Oh, my God. "Our blood."
I would like you all to know that thousands of children - Instant Family 00:06
I would like you all to know that thousands of children
And right now I kind of envy them. But I know you guys love me. - Instant Family 00:04
And right now I kind of envy them. But I know you guys love ...
Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kidsAnd I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off - Instant Family 00:08
Yee haw We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kidsAnd...
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off! - Instant Family 00:05
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuc...
Well, there goes another Thanksgiving. - Instant Family 00:04
Well, there goes another Thanksgiving.
- So, you guys are rich. - What? Ri... No. - Instant Family 00:04
- So, you guys are rich. - What? Ri... No.
Actually, everything is from swap meets and flea markets, - Instant Family 00:06
Actually, everything is from swap meets and flea markets,
- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Instant Family 00:04
- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, ...
I'm so sorry. Uh, I shouldn't have left this out. - Instant Family 00:05
I'm so sorry. Uh, I shouldn't have left this out.
You guys want to see your rooms? Come on. Let's go check out your room. - Instant Family 00:05
You guys want to see your rooms? Come on. Let's go chec...
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think? - Instant Family 00:04
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think?
- Whose toys are these? - They're yours to share. - Instant Family 00:04
- Whose toys are these? - They're yours to share.
- Wow, you have a lot of teddy bears. - These are just court bears. - Instant Family 00:04
- Wow, you have a lot of teddy bears. - These are just court...
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Look at this, Lita. - Instant Family 00:04
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Look at this, Lita.
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags. - Instant Family 00:04
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these ...
Fun fact: That's actually how you can spot a foster kid. - Instant Family 00:05
Fun fact: That's actually how you can spot a foster kid...
Yeah. This is what we do. We can knock that out in 20 minutes. - Instant Family 00:04
Yeah. This is what we do. We can knock that out in 20 minute...
- You pick a color, we're doing it. - You'd look great in green. - Instant Family 00:05
- You pick a color, we're doing it. - You'd look g...