This is Captain Joanna Julia Collins. J.J. to her friends. A soldier who has fought with...
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Alexander: This is Captain Joanna Julia Collins. J.J. to her friends. A soldier who has fought with honor and courage here today. Now, three years ago, one of our nation's top generals tried to abuse his position of power and force her to have sex with him. Whose career you think was ruined? You should be... showering her with praise, but she's a woman. So instead, her fellow service members put a bounty hunt on photos like this.
[Kessel shows the sexy photo of Collins to the millions watching, the TV salesman included]
TV Salesman: You're an asshole, dude.
Alexander: I offered her $30 Million to give up her post today. She refused.
[Missile continues on a destructive course towards the West Coast]
Alexander: She took that photo for charity, by the way. What position were you? Were you goalkeeper?
JJ Collins: Goalkeeper. It's a tough position.
Alexander: Beg your pardon?
JJ Collins: You take a lot of hits, concussions, bruised ribs, but the most common injury is dislocated thumbs
[Kessel shows the sexy photo of Collins to the millions watching, the TV salesman included]
TV Salesman: You're an asshole, dude.
Alexander: I offered her $30 Million to give up her post today. She refused.
[Missile continues on a destructive course towards the West Coast]
Alexander: She took that photo for charity, by the way. What position were you? Were you goalkeeper?
JJ Collins: Goalkeeper. It's a tough position.
Alexander: Beg your pardon?
JJ Collins: You take a lot of hits, concussions, bruised ribs, but the most common injury is dislocated thumbs
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This is Captain Joanna Julia Collins
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JJ to her friends
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A soldier who has fought with honor and courage here today
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Now three years ago one of our nation's top generals
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tried to abuse his position of power and force her to have sex with him
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Whose career was ruined
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You should be
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showering her with praise
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but she's a woman
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so instead her fellow service members
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put out a bounty hunt on photos like this
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You're an asshole dude
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I offered her 30 million dollars to give up her post today
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She refused
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She took that photo for charity by the way
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What position were you Were you goalkeeper
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Goalkeeper It's a tough position
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Beg your pardon
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You take a lot of hits concussions bruised ribs
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but the most common injury is dislocated thumbs
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Movie Summary
One Army captain must use her years of tactical training and military expertise when a simultaneous coordinated attack threatens the remote missile interceptor station she is in command of.
