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International Falls

I guarantee you,you will still be here, but I will be long gone

I guarantee you,
you will still be here, but I will be long gone

Full Transcript

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I guarantee you, you will still be here,
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but I will be long gone.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:27
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Gravitas Ventures

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Movie Summary

A woman stuck in a small, snowbound border town has dreams of doing comedy when she meets a washed up, burned out comedian with dreams of doing anything else.
Oh, look, it is the lady from the liquor store - International Falls 00:07
Oh, look, it is the lady from the liquor store
Hello, and what did I tell you when I met you? - International Falls 00:06
Hello, and what did I tell you when I met you?
I said I'm not very good at this - International Falls 00:07
I said I'm not very good at this
Let's land this thing... which is what they said on the Hindenburg. - International Falls 00:05
Let's land this thing... which is what they said on the...
Um, and my wife suggested that we have phone sex, - International Falls 00:19
Um, and my wife suggested that we have phone sex,
"Okay, go." - International Falls 00:05
"Okay, go."
And my wife goes... "Are you finished?" - International Falls 00:14
And my wife goes... "Are you finished?"
Everybody give another round of applause - International Falls 00:06
Everybody give another round of applause
Thank you. We will definitely remember that. I, I want to... - International Falls 00:05
Thank you. We will definitely remember that. I, I want to...
...we do have comedy here, uh, on the weekends. - International Falls 00:04
...we do have comedy here, uh, on the weekends.
It's not me versus them, - International Falls 00:09
It's not me versus them,
And your stupid books will say that there's - International Falls 00:07
And your stupid books will say that there's
I mean, there is, but we all already know it - International Falls 00:08
I mean, there is, but we all already know it
Like, if I say, "Man, the weather's so hot, it's like--" - International Falls 00:08
Like, if I say, "Man, the weather's so hot, it...
It's just looking for some sort of reaction. - International Falls 00:05
It's just looking for some sort of reaction.
But you have to start paying attention - International Falls 00:05
But you have to start paying attention
People that are assholes, oblivious dickheads, - International Falls 00:09
People that are assholes, oblivious dickheads,
Whatever gets some sort of emotional reaction out of you. - International Falls 00:04
Whatever gets some sort of emotional reaction out of you.
Yeah, I guess I'm... pretty sad. - International Falls 00:05
Yeah, I guess I'm... pretty sad.
But to be clear, you're using me, right? - International Falls 00:04
But to be clear, you're using me, right?