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So, um, so, so, my husband's penis is so small
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International Falls

So, um, so, so,my husband's penis is so small that I got divorced this week

So, um, so, so,
my husband's penis is so small that I got divorced this week

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So, um, so, so, my husband's penis is so small
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that I got divorced this week.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
01:26:18
Uploaded
Jun 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Gravitas Ventures

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Movie Summary

A woman stuck in a small, snowbound border town has dreams of doing comedy when she meets a washed up, burned out comedian with dreams of doing anything else.
Um, I, I don't want to be too mean because I recognize some of, - International Falls 00:10
Um, I, I don't want to be too mean because I recognize ...
Okay, so, my ex-husband loves pornography. Loves it. - International Falls 00:04
Okay, so, my ex-husband loves pornography. Loves it.
The kind of porn that he's into - International Falls 00:07
The kind of porn that he's into
It actually means Clothed Female Naked Male. - International Falls 00:06
It actually means Clothed Female Naked Male.
I mean, it, it doesn't really matter to me. I mean, we all know - International Falls 00:05
I mean, it, it doesn't really matter to me. I mean, we ...
Actually, I left my ex-husband, uh, because he cheated on me. - International Falls 00:05
Actually, I left my ex-husband, uh, because he cheated on me...
All on my own, - International Falls 00:06
All on my own,
Guess who pulls up right next to me, - International Falls 00:04
Guess who pulls up right next to me,
Guess who, just take a wild stab. - International Falls 00:04
Guess who, just take a wild stab.
I mean, I knew I was going to see her eventually, right? - International Falls 00:05
I mean, I knew I was going to see her eventually, right?
But only in this stupid charming fucking little town - International Falls 00:06
But only in this stupid charming fucking little town
-I mean, so, yeah, - International Falls 00:05
-I mean, so, yeah,
I follow her in, and when I get in there, - International Falls 00:09
I follow her in, and when I get in there,
Or she's in the bathroom throwing up - International Falls 00:15
Or she's in the bathroom throwing up
No fucking clue what I'm going to say or do, - International Falls 00:08
No fucking clue what I'm going to say or do,
And like, I mean, I'm razor-focused on this bitch, - International Falls 00:09
And like, I mean, I'm razor-focused on this bitch,
This wall of shit smell comes all over my body, - International Falls 00:22
This wall of shit smell comes all over my body,
I don't know where it is, but if it ever comes back to me, it ain't mine. - International Falls 00:04
I don't know where it is, but if it ever comes back to ...
So, yes, I'm a freshly divorced mother of two, - International Falls 00:11
So, yes, I'm a freshly divorced mother of two,
-That's right. That's right, fellas, - International Falls 00:07
-That's right. That's right, fellas,