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Irma la Douce

When a policeman falls in love with a prostitute, he doesn't want her seeing other men and creates an alter ego who's to be her only customer.

Director

Billy Wilder

Year

Genre

comedy, romance

Box Office

N/A

Production

Phalanx Productions,The Mirisch Company,United Artists

Awards

Won 1 Oscar. 6 wins & 7 nominations total

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Nestor Patou

Irma La Douce

Shirley MacLaine

Moustache

Hippolyte

Inspector Lefevre

Herschel Bernardi

Lolita

Amazon Annie

Kiki - the Cossack

Grace Lee Whitney

Andre

Concierge

Police Sergeant

Jojo

Casablanca Charlie

One of the Zebra Twins

One of the Zebra Twins

Suzette Wong

Customer #1

Customer from Texas

Tattooed Sailor

Customer #2

Poule with Balcony

Mimi the MauMau

Harriette Young

Carmen

Sheryl Deauville

Officer Dupont

Jack

Hood

Diner Patron

Hood

Gen. Lafayette

Butcher

Hood

Herman Belmonte

Diner Patron

Soldier with Radio

Street Vendor

Noble 'Kid' Chissell

Street Vendor

Louise Colombet

Man with Samples

Street Vendor

Trailer Narrator (voice)

Wedding Guest

Busted Patron in Raid

Convict

Diner Patron

Worker

Bar Gangster

Worker

Convict

Street Vendor

Narrator (voice)

Butcher

Diner Patron

Busted Patron in Raid

Pimp

Street Vendor

Convict

Ticket Seller

Prison Guard

Worker

Englishman

Street Vendor

Man in Church

Wedding Guest

Prostitute

Cashier

Street Vendor

Wedding Guest

Diner Patron

Wedding Guest

Worker

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Moustache Nestor Patou Irma La Douce

Now go back to work. - Irma la Douce

Now go back to work.

And so it was one big,
happy family around here: - Irma la Douce

And so it was one big, happy family around here:

Shows you the kind of world we live in - Irma la Douce

Shows you the kind of world we live in

You wouldn't know the number
of the police station, would you? - Irma la Douce

You wouldn't know the number of the police station, wou...

- Do you have a fire alarm here?
- Oh, a fire...? - Irma la Douce

- Do you have a fire alarm here? - Oh, a fire...?

To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind - Irma la Douce

To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a...

You oughta be ashamed of yourself - Irma la Douce

You oughta be ashamed of yourself

Officer, would you zip my dress up? - Irma la Douce

Officer, would you zip my dress up?

- Here, you dropped this.
- Oh, thank you. - Irma la Douce

- Here, you dropped this. - Oh, thank you.

Oh. Officer Nestor Patou checking in
16 females suspected of lewd vagrancy. - Irma la Douce

Oh. Officer Nestor Patou checking in 16 females suspected of...

About the little one - don't worry,
we'll feed her around here. - Irma la Douce

About the little one - don't worry, we'll feed her...

Hey, chéri, you oughta
get outta those wet clothes. - Irma la Douce

Hey, chéri, you oughta get outta those wet clothes.

Nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector - Irma la Douce

Nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector

Let's have it. - Irma la Douce

Outside. - Irma la Douce

Hey, watch it. This is a new hat. - Irma la Douce

Hey, watch it. This is a new hat.

Now I'm mad. - Irma la Douce

Now I'm mad - Irma la Douce

All right... who's next? - Irma la Douce

All right... who's next?

Would you care
for another peppermint tea? - Irma la Douce

Would you care for another peppermint tea?

- Where are we goin'?
- To my apartment. - Irma la Douce

- Where are we goin'? - To my apartment.

Don't expect too much
when we get up there. - Irma la Douce

Don't expect too much when we get up there.

- Can I borrow a newspaper?
- You wanna read? - Irma la Douce

- Can I borrow a newspaper? - You wanna read?

A painter once lived here - Irma la Douce

A painter once lived here

What's your name? - Irma la Douce

What's your name?

With the cough - Irma la Douce

Didn't you say you had a sleeping mask? - Irma la Douce

Didn't you say you had a sleeping mask?

Irma! - Irma la Douce

Irma! - Irma la Douce

What are you doing way over there? - Irma la Douce

What are you doing way over there?

- What do you want?
- I wanna talk to you! - Irma la Douce

- What do you want? - I wanna talk to you!

You want my friend here
to beat you up again? - Irma la Douce

You want my friend here to beat you up again?

You'll be hearing from me. - Irma la Douce

You'll be hearing from me.

- You could beat him up again, right?
- Naturally. - Irma la Douce

- You could beat him up again, right? - Naturally.

I don't think she cares for me. - Irma la Douce

I don't think she cares for me.

Who wants to be a stray dog - Irma la Douce

Who wants to be a stray dog

Let's see how you look in the brown one
with the pinstripes. He hardly ever wore it. - Irma la Douce

Let's see how you look in the brown one with the pinstr...

I'm afraid the sleeves may be a little... - Irma la Douce

I'm afraid the sleeves may be a little...

This is not just a job - Irma la Douce

This is not just a job

Your turn. - Irma la Douce

I don't feel like playin' any more.
Get somebody else. - Irma la Douce

I don't feel like playin' any more. Get somebody e...

- She must know two sailors.
- A hell of a way to treat a customer. - Irma la Douce

- She must know two sailors. - A hell of a way to treat a cu...

I say there, old chap, I'addition. - Irma la Douce

I say there, old chap, I'addition.

Hello, Uncle. Lookin' for a little fun? - Irma la Douce

Hello, Uncle. Lookin' for a little fun?

- Say, have you seen Irma around?
- No. - Irma la Douce

- Say, have you seen Irma around? - No.

Would you give this
to the young lady in room nine? - Irma la Douce

Would you give this to the young lady in room nine?

But that's another story - Irma la Douce

But that's another story

Vive Nestor! - Irma la Douce

Oh, I'm so happy. From now on
it's just going to be the three of us - - Irma la Douce

Oh, I'm so happy. From now on it's just going to b...

Come on, Nestor. Le twist. - Irma la Douce

Come on, Nestor. Le twist.

- My dear girl.
- I was afraid you wouldn't show up. - Irma la Douce

- My dear girl. - I was afraid you wouldn't show up.

- What is it, my dear?
- You've changed somehow. - Irma la Douce

- What is it, my dear? - You've changed somehow.

Up. Get up, you lush. - Irma la Douce

Up. Get up, you lush.

Say, you're the Englishman
that's seeing Irma. - Irma la Douce

Say, you're the Englishman that's seeing Irma.

Order! - Irma la Douce

Oh, uh, now, please.
Look, girls, this is ridic... - Irma la Douce

Oh, uh, now, please. Look, girls, this is ridic...

Well, that's enough.
Let's shake hands and make up, hm? - Irma la Douce

Well, that's enough. Let's shake hands and make up...

Good morning, Tiger. How about
some breakfast? Fresh croissants? - Irma la Douce

Good morning, Tiger. How about some breakfast? Fresh croissa...

(radio) Here we are in the 7 th inning,
two out, Maury Wills on first. - Irma la Douce

(radio) Here we are in the 7 th inning, two out, Maury Wills...

It's a hard way to earn an easy living - Irma la Douce

It's a hard way to earn an easy living

Hello. - Irma la Douce

- You're in Baghdad.
- Baghdad! Now how did I get there? - Irma la Douce

- You're in Baghdad. - Baghdad! Now how did I get there...

Used to send some of his patients to me - Irma la Douce

Used to send some of his patients to me

Somebody oughta warn him. He shouldn't
flash all that money around here. - Irma la Douce

Somebody oughta warn him. He shouldn't flash all that m...

Jojo, have you got
your blackjack on you? - Irma la Douce

Jojo, have you got your blackjack on you?

Goodbye, Your bloody Lordship! - Irma la Douce

Goodbye, Your bloody Lordship!

I hope you float back to England... - Irma la Douce

I hope you float back to England...

You won't have to wait very long.
This is France, a civilised country. - Irma la Douce

You won't have to wait very long. This is France, a civ...

Hey, Patou! - Irma la Douce

Why don't we just tell him the truth - Irma la Douce

Why don't we just tell him the truth

You can't park here. - Irma la Douce

You can't park here.

They've got the place surrounded. - Irma la Douce

They've got the place surrounded.

Yah! - Irma la Douce

- Not under here.
- Not under here. - Irma la Douce

- Not under here. - Not under here.

- No sign of him.
- No sign of him. - Irma la Douce

- No sign of him. - No sign of him.

Desk sergeant? Connect me
with Inspector Lefèvre. - Irma la Douce

Desk sergeant? Connect me with Inspector Lefèvre.

Are you all right? - Irma la Douce

Are you all right?

Don't worry. If worst comes to worst,
I'll marry you myself. - Irma la Douce

Don't worry. If worst comes to worst, I'll marry y...

- With this ring, I thee wed.
- With this ring, I thee wed. - Irma la Douce

- With this ring, I thee wed. - With this ring, I thee wed.

It's a girl. Smoothest delivery I ever had. - Irma la Douce

It's a girl. Smoothest delivery I ever had.

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When a policeman falls in love with a prostitute, he doesn't want her seeing other men and creates an alter ego who's to be her only customer.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Billy Wilder

Writer: Alexandre Breffort, Billy Wilder, I.A.L. Diamond

Production: Phalanx Productions,The Mirisch Company,United Artists

Genre: comedy, romance

Year: 1963

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 08 Aug 1963

Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 6 wins & 7 nominations total

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