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Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?

Did you know that fortune cookiesaren't even Chinese?

Iron Man 3 • 2013

Did you know that fortune cookiesaren't even Chinese?

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Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese

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There's some guy over here

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They're made by Americans based on a Japanese recipe

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Hey

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Bloody hell Bloody hell

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Don't move

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I'm not moving You want something Take it

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Although the guns are all fake

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because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones

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What Hey do you fancy either of the birds

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Heard enough

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You're not him The Mandarin the real guy

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Where

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Where's the Mandarin Where is he

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نيسي أكنت تعرفين أن حلوى الحظ ليست صينية حتى

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ثمة رجل هنا الأمريكيون يحضرونها وفق وصفة يابانية

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اللعنة اللعنة لا تتحرك

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لست أتحرك إن أردت شيئا خذه

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مع أن الأسلحة مزيفة لأن الأوغاد لا يأتمنونني مع الأسلحة الحقيقية

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ماذا أتشتهي إحدى العصفورتين

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سمعت ما فيه الكفاية لست هو ماندرين الحقيقي أين هو

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أين ماندرين أين هو حسنا إنه هنا هنا

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ত ম ক জ ন ফরচ ন ক ক জ চ য়ন ত ত র হয়ন

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স ট আম র ক য় হয় জ প ন জ পদ ধদ ত

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Hey

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ম রন স য র ম রন

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নড়ব ন

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আম নড়ছ ন ত ম র ক ছ ল গব ন য় ন ও

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সব বন দ ক নকল

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ক রণ ত র আমক আসলগ ল দ য়ন

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ক ক ন ম য় ল গব

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যথ ষ ট হয় ছ

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ত ম স নও ম য ন ড র ন ক থ য়

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ক থ য়

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ম য ন ড র ন ক থ য় ও ক থ য়

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Na

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da würde ich die nächsten 20 Minuten nicht reingehen

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Nun welche von euch ist Vanessa Das bin ich

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Nessi Wusstest du dass Glückskekse nicht mal aus China sind

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Da steht ein Kerl hier Sind von Amerikanern erfunden worden

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basierend auf einem japanischen Rezept Und

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Miese Sache Miese Sache Keine Bewegung

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Ich stehe ganz still Nimm was du willst

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Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese

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There's some guy over here

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They're made by Americans based on a Japanese recipe

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Hey

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Bloody hell Bloody hell

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Don't move

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I'm not moving You want something Take it

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Although the guns are all fake

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because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones

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What Hey do you fancy either of the birds

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Heard enough

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You're not him The Mandarin the real guy

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Where

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Where's the Mandarin Where is he

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Biarkan Wanita itu pergi keluar dari tempat tidur dan ke kamar mandi

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Duduklah

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Namaku Trevor Trevor Slattery

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Apa itu kamu Apakah ia pasanganmu kan alternatif Tidak

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aku tidak menjelekkan Aku seorang aktor

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kau memiliki satu menit lagi Isi dengan kata kata

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Ini peran Mandarin tidak nyata Bagaimana kau bisa di sini Trevor

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フォーチュンクッキーは中国のものじゃない

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誰か来た

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日本のレシピでアメリカ生まれ

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なんで

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動くな

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欲しいものは持ってけ銃は偽物だがね

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女もやる

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マンダリンじゃないな

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本物のマンダリンは

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Вот блин Вот блин

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Не двигайся Я и не двигаюсь

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Если тебе что то нужно бери хотя все пушки игрушечные

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потому что эти идиоты не доверяют мне настоящие

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Что Эй может хочешь одну из этих птичек

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Достаточно Ты не настоящий Мандарин где он

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Где Мандарин Где он Он здесь Он здесь

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Но его сейчас нет Он как бы и здесь но его как бы нет О чем ты

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Всё сложно эй всё запутано понял

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Разве Всё запутано

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Так распутай Дамы на выход марш из постели

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в ванную

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Nessy Sabías qué las galletas de la fortuna no son Chinas

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Hay un hombre aquí

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Son hechas en América basadas en un receta japonesa

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Peligro aquí peligro aquí

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No te muevas

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No me muevo

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Quieres tomar algo Hazlo

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Aunque las armas no son reales porque no quisieron darme de verdad

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Qué

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Oye te ofrezco a una de mis chicas

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Ya oí suficiente

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Tú no eres el Mandarín real

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Dónde Dónde está El Mandarín Dónde está

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Ah no no aquí está pero no está aquí pero no

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Duration

7 seconds

Views

67

Timestamp in Movie

01:15:24

Uploaded

Jan 16, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

When Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.