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So who's homeMy mom already left for the diner and Dad went to 7 11 to get scratchersI guess he won because that was six years agoWhich happens Dads leave No need to be a pussy about itHere's what I

You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?

Iron Man 3 • 2013

Tony Stark:
So, uhh, who's home?Harley Keener:Well, my mom already left for the diner, and dad went to 7-Eleven to get scratchers... I guess he won, 'cause that was six years ago.Tony Stark:Hmm... which happens, dads leave, no need to be a pussy about it, here's what I need...Tony Stark:A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone, the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there, a map of town, a big spring, and a tuna fish sandwich.Harley Keener:What's in it for me?Tony Stark:Salvation. What's his name?Harley Keener:Who?Tony Stark:The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?Harley Keener:How'd you know that?Tony Stark:I got just the thing.Tony Stark:This is a piñata for a cricket. I'm kidding, it's a very powerful weapon. Point it away from your face, press the button on top. It discourages bullying. Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal. Deal? What'd you say?Harley Keener:Deal.Tony Stark:What's your name?Harley Keener:Harley. And you're...Tony Stark:The mechanic. Tony.Tony Stark:You know what keeps going through my head? Where's my sandwich?

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So who's home

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My mom already left for the diner and Dad went to 7 11 to get scratchers

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I guess he won because that was six years ago

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Which happens Dads leave No need to be a pussy about it

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Here's what I need

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A laptop a digital watch a cell phone

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the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there

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a map of town a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich

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What's in it for me

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Salvation What's his name Who

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The kid that bullies you at school What's his name

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How'd you know that

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I got just the thing

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This is a piniata for a cricket

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I'm kidding This is a very powerful weapon

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Point it away from your face press the button on top

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it discourages bullying

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Non lethal just to cover one's ass Deal

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Deal What do you say

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Deal Deal

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What's your name

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Harley And you're

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The mechanic

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Tony

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You know what keeps going through my head

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Where's my sandwich

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لا تقلق حيال ذلك سأصلحه إذا من بالمنزل

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أمي غادرت للمطعم وأبي ذهب يوم 7 11 ليشتري لعبة النابشين

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أظنه فاز بها لأن ذلك كان منذ ست سنوات

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هذا وارد الحدوث الآباء يغادرون لا داعي لتخجل حيال ذلك

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إليك ما أحتاج حاسوب نقال ساعة رقمية هاتف نقال

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مشغل بندقيتك الهوائي وخريطة للبلدة وشراب كبير وشطيرة من سمك التونة

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وما المقابل الذي سأناله الخلاص ما اسمه

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من الفتى الذي يزعجك بالمدرسة ما اسمه

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كيف علمت لدي شيء واحد في المقابل

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قارورة هدايا للعبة كريكت أمزح إنه سلاح قوي جدا

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أشهره بعيدا عن وجهك واضغط الزر الذي بالقمة

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إنه يثبط الأشقياء وليس قاتلا رشه على المؤخرة فحسب

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اتفقنا ما رأيك اتفقنا

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اتفقنا

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ما اسمك هارلي

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وأنت الميكانيكي

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توني

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أتعلم ما يلح في رأسي أين شطيرتي

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Et tes parents

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Maman est au restau Papa est allé acheter des jeux à gratter

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Il a dû gagner ça remonte à 6 ans

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Ça arrive Pas de quoi pleurnicher

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Voilà ce qu'il me faut

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Un ordi une montre à quartz un portable

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l'actuateur pneumatique de ton bazooka

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un plan de la ville un ressort et un sandwich au thon

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J'y gagne quoi

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Ton salut Il s'appelle

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Qui

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Le gamin qui t'embête à l'école Il s'appelle

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Comment tu le sais

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J'ai ce qu'il faut

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C'est une piñata pour grillons

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Non une arme puissante

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Éloigne la de ton visage appuie en haut

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Ça décourage les caïds

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C'est pas mortel Ça te sauvera les fesses

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On signe

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On signe

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On signe

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Tu t'appelles

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Harley

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Et tu es

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Le mécano

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Tu sais ce que j'ai en tête

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Où est mon sandwich

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Schon gut ich repariere das schon Wer ist denn alles zu Hause

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Meine Mom ist schon arbeiten im Diner Und Dad wollte Rubbellose holen

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Er hat wohl gewonnen ist nämlich schon sechs Jahre her

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Väter hauen ab Kein Grund rumzuheulen Ich brauche Folgendes 'nen Laptop

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'ne Digitaluhr ein Handy den Druckluftabzug von deiner Bazooka

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Einen Stadtplan eine mechanische Feder und ein Thunfischsandwich

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Was springt für mich raus Erlösung vielleicht Wie heißt er

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Wer Der Rüpel der dein Leben zur Hölle macht

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Wie heißt der Woher wissen Sie das

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Ich hab da was für dich

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Das ist eine Abwehr gegen Heuschrecken Kleiner Witz ist 'ne mächtige Waffe

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Halt es weg von deinem Gesicht drück auf den Knopf oben

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lässt Rüpel ganz blöd dastehen

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Ist nicht tödlich Haut dich nur aus Notlagen raus

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Steht die Sache Was sagst du

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Die Sache steht Abgemacht

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Wie heißt du Harley Und Sie sind

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Der Mechaniker Tony

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Weißt du was ich mich die ganze Zeit frage Wo ist mein Sandwich

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Itulah saham kriket bercanda ini adalah senjata ampuh

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Pindah ke depan tekan tombol di atas

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dan mencegah agresi

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untuk melindungi diri sendiri

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Setuju Setuju Apa Setuju

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Siapa namamu Harley

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Dan kau Mekanik

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Tony

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Kau tahu apa yang aku terus fikirkan

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Dimana sandwich ku

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Stark Secure Server Analisis retina dilakukan

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家族は

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ママは仕事パパはクジを買いに

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もう６年前だけど

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よくある話だ頼みがある

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ラップトップ時計携帯

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その銃の圧縮ポンプ

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街の地図大きなバネツナサンド

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お礼は

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救済だ名前は

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誰の

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学校のいじめっ子だ

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なんで知ってるの

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いい物がある

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これはピニャータ

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冗談武器だ

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ボタンを押すといじめっ子が静かになる

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危害はない取引する

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どうだ

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いいよ

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名前は

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ハーレーおじさんは

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整備士

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トニーだ

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何考えていると思う

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ツナサンドのこと

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Видимо он выиграл потому что это было 6 лет назад

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Такое случается отцы уходят И не надо раскисать

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Вот что мне нужно ноутбук цифровые часы и сотовый телефон

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Пневматика от твоей базуки

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карта города пружина и горячий сандвич с тунцом

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А мне от этого какой толк Спасение Как его зовут

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Кого Парня который дразнит тебя в школе как его имя

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Как ты догадался

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Я могу помочь

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Это пината для сверчка Шучу Это очень мощное оружие

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Отведи от своего лица нажми кнопку наверху

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Это испугает хулигана

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Не смертельно так чтобы прикрыть кое кого

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Идет Идет Что скажешь Идет

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Как тебя зовут Харли

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Тони

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Знаешь о чем я постоянно думаю сейчас

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Где же мой сандвич

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Oye quien está en casa

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Bueno mamá ya fue al restaurante y papá por boletos de lotería

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Y creo que ganó porque eso fue hace 6 años atrás

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Suele pasar los padres se van No tienes que ponerte tan dramático

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Te diré que necesito

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Una laptop un reloj digital un celular el accionador neumático de la bazuca de allá

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Un mapa del lugar un buen resorte

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Y un sándwich de atún

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Y yo que recibo

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Salvación cual es su nombre

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De quién

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El niño que te molesta en la escuela como se llama

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Y eso quien te lo dijo

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Tengo lo que necesitas

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Esta es una piñata para grillos

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Es broma es un arma poderosa

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Le apuntas a la cara presionas este botón y dejará de molestarte

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No es letal es solo para cubrirte el trasero

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Trato

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Que dices Trato

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Cuál es tu nombre

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Y el tuyo es El mecánico

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Tony

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Sabes que sigo pensando

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En dónde está mi sándwich

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Duration

73 seconds

Views

2,888

Timestamp in Movie

00:44:45

Uploaded

Mar 18, 2026

Genres

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Production

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Movie Summary

When Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.

Actors

Tony Stark

Robert Downey Jr.

Harley Keener