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True story about fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound Chinese. But they're actually an American invention. Which is why they're hollow, full of lies and leave a bad taste in the mouth. My

True storyabout fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound Chinese. But they're...

Iron Man 3 • 2013

True storyabout fortune cookies. They look Chinese. They sound Chinese. But they're actuallyan American invention. Which is why they're hollow,full of lies and leave a bad taste in the mouth. My disciples just destroyedanother cheap American knockoff. The Chinese Theatre. Mr President, I know this must be getting frustrating. But this season of terroris drawing to a dose. And don't worry, - the big one is coming. Your graduation

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True story about fortune cookies

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They look Chinese

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They sound Chinese

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But they're actually an American invention

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Which is why they're hollow full of lies

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and leave a bad taste in the mouth

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My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff

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The Chinese Theatre

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Mr President

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I know this must be getting frustrating

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But this season of terror is drawing to a dose

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And don't worry

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the big one is coming

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Your graduation

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إليكم قصة حقيقية عن كعك الحظ يبدو صينيا في مظهره وصوته

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لكنه بالواقع اختراع أمريكي

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لذلك يكون خاويا ومليئا بالأكاذيب وسيىء المذاق

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تلاميذي دمروا للتو عملا أمريكيا مقلدا ورخيصا

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المسرح الصيني فيا فخامة الرئيس

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أعلم أن هذا حتما سيحبطك لكن موسم الإرهاب على وشك الانقضاء

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لكن لا تقلق الحدث الأكبر قادم إنه تخرجك

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ফরচ ন ক ক জ র আসল ক হ ন

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দ খত চ ইন জদ র মত

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কথ ব র ত ও চ ইন জদ র মত

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ক ন ত আসল ত র আম র ক র আব স ক র

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এইজন য ত র ফ প ম থ য য় ভরপ র

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আর ম খ র স ব দ নষ ট কর দ য়

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আম র স গর দর এইম ত র আর কট আম র ক ন জ ন স নষ ট কর ছ

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চ ইন জ থ য় ট র

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Mr প র স ড ন ট

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আম জ ন আপন ক ছ ট ন র শ হয় ছ ন

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ক ন ত ভয় র প রহর এখন ক ট ন

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সবচ য় বড় ধ ম ক

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এখন ব ক আছ

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তখন সব ব ঝ আসব

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La vérité sur les gâteaux chinois

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Ils ont l'air chinois

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Leur nom sonne chinois

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Mais c'est une invention américaine

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C'est pourquoi ils sont creux

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pleins de mensonges

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et laissent un arrière goût désagréable

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Mes disciples ont détruit une autre imitation américaine

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Le Théâtre chinois

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M le Président

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je sais que ça devient frustrant

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Mais cette saison de terreur

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va bientôt s'achever

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Et rassurez vous

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Le plus beau est à venir

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Votre diplôme

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Die Wahrheit über Glückskekse

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Sie sehen chinesisch aus Sie klingen chinesisch

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Aber eigentlich sind sie eine amerikanische Erfindung

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Deswegen sind sie auch hohl

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voller Lügen und hinterlassen einen fahlen Geschmack

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Meine Gefolgsleute haben eine weitere billige amerikanische Fälschung zerstört

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Das Chinese Theatre

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Mr President ich weiß es muss frustrierend sein

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Aber die Zeit des Terrors nähert sich ihrem Ende

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Und keine Angst das Beste kommt zum Schluss

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Ihre Reifeprüfung

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True story about fortune cookies

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They look Chinese

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They sound Chinese

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But they're actually an American invention

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Which is why they're hollow full of lies

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and leave a bad taste in the mouth

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My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff

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The Chinese Theatre

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Mr President

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I know this must be getting frustrating

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But this season of terror is drawing to a close

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And don't worry the big one is coming

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Your graduation

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Sejarah kue keberuntungan

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Mereka memiliki Cina nama Cina

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Pada kenyataannya mereka adalah penemu Amerika

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Ini penuh ketelanjangan penuh kebohongan dan meninggalkan rasa tidak enak di mulutmu

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Murid Ku telah menghancurkan semua tiruan Amerika

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Teater Cina Grauman Bapak Presiden

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aku menyadari betapa demoralisasi yang didapat

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Musim teror telah berakhir

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dan serangan yang paling signifikan akan datang

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フォーチュンクッキーは

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形と名前から中国のものと思いがちだが

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実はアメリカで生まれた

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ゆえに中がカラっぽでウソばかり

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後味もひどい

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弟子が米国の偽物をまた１つ破壊した

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チャイニーズシアターだ

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大統領

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イラつくかね

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だが一連のテロはまもなく終わる

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最後のイベントが貴様を待っている

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卒業式だ

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Правдивая история о печеньях предсказаниях

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Они сделаны в китайском стиле Они даже предсказывают в китайском стиле

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Но они американское изобретение

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Именно поэтому они пусты полны лжи и оставляют неприятный привкус во рту

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Мои ученики только что уничтожили еще одну дешевую американскую подделку

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Китайский театр М р Президент

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Знаю вас это расстраивает

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Но сезон террора подходит к концу

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И не беспокойтесь надвигается ваш большой выпускной

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La verdad sobre las galletas de la fortuna

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Se ven chinas suenan chinas

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Pero en realidad es un invento americano por eso están huecas

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Llenas de mentiras

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Y dejan mal sabor de boca

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Mis discípulos destruyeron una copia barata americana

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El teatro chino

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Señor presidente imagino que debe empezar a sentirse frustrado

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Pero esta temporada de terror pronto llegara a su cierre

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No se preocupe lo peor está por llegar

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Su Graduación

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Duration

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Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:27:09

Uploaded

Jan 31, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

Marvel Studios

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Movie Summary

When Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called the Mandarin, he starts an odyssey of rebuilding and retribution.