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Isle of Dogs

It's not fair to the dogs. The path favoredby Mayor Kobayashi is cruel and unscientific....

It's not fair to the dogs. The path favored
by Mayor Kobayashi is cruel and unscientific. For a thousand years, these resilient animals
have loved, served and protected us. Now, in their time
of greatest need, we forsake them again? A tidal-wave
of Anti-Dog hysteria has crippled
our moral judgment. Give me six months,
and I will deliver a serum. I'm this close, dammit. Dog-Flu will be eradicated.
Snout-fever will be defeated. Canine Saturation
will be returned to sustainable levels and without mass-neutering!

Full Transcript

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It's not fair to the dogs.
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The path favored by Mayor Kobayashi
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is cruel and unscientific.
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For a thousand years,
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these resilient animals have loved,
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served and protected us.
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Now, in their time of greatest need,
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we forsake them again?
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A tidal-wave of Anti-Dog hysteria
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has crippled our moral judgment.
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Give me six months, and I will deliver a serum.
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I'm this close, dammit.
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Dog-Flu will be eradicated. Snout-fever will be defeated.
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Canine Saturation will be returned
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to sustainable levels
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and without mass-neutering!
Duration
34 seconds
Views
65
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:24
Uploaded
Jun 27, 2025
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Studio Babelsberg,American Empirical Pictures,Indian Paintbrush,Scott Rudin Productions

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Movie Summary

Set in Japan, Isle of Dogs follows a boy's odyssey in search of his lost dog.
Whatever happened to man's best friend? - Isle of Dogs 00:06
Whatever happened to man's best friend?
No, no, no! - Isle of Dogs 00:07
No, no, no!
As a gesture of public solidarity, Mayor Kobayashi is calling upon his Assistant Hatchet-Man, Major-Domo, to furnish the personal bodyguard-dog of the mayoral-household, Spots Kobayashi, into the possession of the Committee for Canine Desaturation. - Isle of Dogs 00:21
As a gesture of public solidarity, Mayor Kobayashi is...
Nomadic packs of once-domesticated house-pets, sick and hungry, rove the garbage canyons and filthy ravines, scrounging for scraps. - Isle of Dogs 00:23
Nomadic packs of once-domesticated house-pets, sick and...
Three-quarters display signs of early-onset Snout-fever: high-temperature, low blood-pressure, acute moodiness and spasmodic nasal expiration. - Isle of Dogs 00:17
Three-quarters display signs of early-onset Snout-fever:...
Hey wait a secondBefore we attack each other and tear ourselves to shredslike a pack of maniacslet's just open the sack first and see what's actually in itIt might not even be worth the troubleWhat do you say I'm not sureMaybeAlrightA rancid apple core - Isle of Dogs 00:31
Hey wait a secondBefore we attack each other and tear...
Before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds - Isle of Dogs 00:07
Before we attack each other and tear ourselves to shreds
A rancid apple core; two worm-eaten banana peels; a moldy rice cake; a dried-up pickle; tin of sardine bones; a pile of broken egg-shells; an old, smushed-up, rotten gizzard with maggots all over it... - Isle of Dogs 00:12
A rancid apple core; two worm-eaten banana peels; a moldy...
Sheesh, Igor. - Isle of Dogs 00:08
Sheesh, Igor.
I used to sleep on a lamb's wool bean bagnext to an electric space heaterThat's my territory I'm an indoor dogI starred in 22 consecutive Doggy Chop commercialsLook at me now I couldn't land an auditionI was the lead mascotfor an undefeated high school - Isle of Dogs 01:49
I used to sleep on a lamb's wool bean bagnext to an...
I was the lead mascot - Isle of Dogs 00:05
I was the lead mascot
I only ask for what I've always had: - Isle of Dogs 00:07
I only ask for what I've always had:
- What, right now? - Right now. - Isle of Dogs 00:04
- What, right now? - Right now.
I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs. - Isle of Dogs 00:05
I've seen cats with more balls than you dogs.
You cold? Dig a hole in the ground, - Isle of Dogs 00:04
You cold? Dig a hole in the ground,
But nobody's giving up around here, - Isle of Dogs 00:05
But nobody's giving up around here,
We're a pack of scary, indestructible Alpha Dogs. - Isle of Dogs 00:04
We're a pack of scary, indestructible Alpha Dogs.
You're talking like a bunch of house-broken... pets. - Isle of Dogs 00:06
You're talking like a bunch of house-broken... pets.
You don't understand. Uh, how could you? You're a... - Isle of Dogs 00:05
You don't understand. Uh, how could you? You're a....
Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah. - Isle of Dogs 00:05
Go ahead, say it. I'm a stray, yeah.