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So, there's this church full of Jews, right? And Stan has to take this super Jewy test. But how's it work? They slice the tip of his dick off. But then Stan will have nothing left! - That's true.- Wait up, you guys! Hey, Stan, what happensat the Bar Mitzvah, anyways? Ed says they slicethe tip of your dick off. Yeah, and I think the rabbi'sgonna pull down your pants, turn to the crowd and say,"Where's the beef?" At the Bar Mitzvah, I read from the Torah, and then I make a speechand suddenly, I become a man. I could think of funner ways to become a man. - STANLEY: "More fun" you mean.- RICHIE: Oh, shit
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SHEEP BLEATING
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SCHOOL BELL RINGS
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So there's this church full of Jews right
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And Stan has to take this super Jewy test
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But how's it work
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They slice the tip of his dick off
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But then Stan will have nothing left
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That's true Wait up you guys
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Hey Stan what happens at the Bar Mitzvah anyways
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Ed says they slice the tip of your STUTTERS dick off
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Yeah and I think the rabbi's gonna pull down your pants
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turn to the crowd and say Where's the beef
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ALL CHUCKLE
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At the Bar Mitzvah I read from the Torah
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and then I make a speech and suddenly I become a man
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I could think of funner ways to become a man
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STANLEY More fun you mean RICHIE Oh shit
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Movie Summary
In the summer of 1989, a group of bullied kids band together to destroy a shape-shifting monster, which disguises itself as a clown and preys on the children of Derry, their small Maine town.
