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"It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" quotes

It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World poster
A group of motorists witnesses a car crash in the California desert, and after the driver's dying words indicate the location of a hidden stash of loot, they turn against each in a race across the state to get to it.

Director: Stanley Kramer
Writer: William Rose, Tania Rose
Production: N/A
Genre: action, adventure, comedy
Year: 1963
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: $46,332,858
Released: 07 Nov 1963
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 3 wins & 10 nominations total

106 video clips

Mrs. MarcusJ. Russell FinchLennie PikeBenjy BenjaminDing BellTyler FitzgeraldJ. Algernon HawthorneSylvester MarcusOtto MeyerThird Cab DriverSecond Cab DriverCapt. T.g. CulpeperGinger CulpeperCol. WilberforceMelville CrumpMonica CrumpAir Traffic Control Tower StafferPolice Radio Voice Unit F-7Police SergeantPolice Chief AloysiusMan In Car In DesertMigrant Truck DriverNervous MotoristBillie Sue CulpeperTower Controller At Rancho ConejoRadio Tower Operator At Rancho ConejoPolicemanRayIrwinMinerSecretary SchwartzLt. MatthewsSmiler GroganThe MayorFirst Cab Driver
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I should be the most hesitant at offering any criticism whatever of any other - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:36 I should be the most hesitant at offering any criticism... I wish I knew what they're going to do to us - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:36 I wish I knew what they're going to do to us What are you stopping for - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 What are you stopping for Now for the last time - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:23 Now for the last time We'll have them in position - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 We'll have them in position Now listen to me - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:15 Now listen to me Rosita Beach State Park - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 Rosita Beach State Park COME ON over here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:19 COME ON over here He said the man who's flying should be talking on this thing - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:14 He said the man who's flying should be talking on this... This is hopeless - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:12 This is hopeless You fellows all right - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:11 You fellows all right It's that hokey dentist - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:10 It's that hokey dentist What's wrong with your wife - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 What's wrong with your wife I must find my wife - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:31 I must find my wife You know what I believe I'd like - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:12 You know what I believe I'd like Because if you hadn't - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:22 Because if you hadn't Wait a minute - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:37 Wait a minute Come back here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:22 Come back here It's buried under a big W - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:07 It's buried under a big W The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down in this park - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 The man said there was a certain amount of money buried down... One little thing - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:10 One little thing I have enough stuff in my private files - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 I have enough stuff in my private files Ah yeah - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:18 Ah yeah What's that What was that - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:34 What's that What was that You call me a stupid idiot - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:17 You call me a stupid idiot Where shall I put this - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 Where shall I put this Then what happens next - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:18 Then what happens next And every time we figured it - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:46 And every time we figured it These things happen - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:52 These things happen Anybody can fly plane - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:16 Anybody can fly plane Where should I put this - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 Where should I put this There's some ice and stuff back there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:14 There's some ice and stuff back there That guy's dead - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:23 That guy's dead It's Billie Sue - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:46 It's Billie Sue What got me is the way he went sailing out there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 What got me is the way he went sailing out there Something's happened to my eyes - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:17 Something's happened to my eyes I'm with this truck driver at Peterson's garage in a place called Plaster City - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:46 I'm with this truck driver at Peterson's garage in... Everybody has to pay taxes - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 Everybody has to pay taxes That's what I'm here for - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 That's what I'm here for I'm glad you're here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:25 I'm glad you're here This is for a little girl - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:27 This is for a little girl They'll be stumbling over YOU in the dark - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:09 They'll be stumbling over YOU in the dark Wall No - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 Wall No They're up to something funny - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:15 They're up to something funny He's heading for the border - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:13 He's heading for the border That'll be 2 90 - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 That'll be 2 90 What the HELL is with this wire - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 What the HELL is with this wire You dirty robber - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:11 You dirty robber There's not enough room - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:47 There's not enough room Jolly nasty accident there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:14 Jolly nasty accident there From this morning - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:23 From this morning Exactly like your father - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 Exactly like your father I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:31 I want you to prepare yourself for a little shock I give you my word - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:21 I give you my word The only reason were together is because they only had one car - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:17 The only reason were together is because they only had one... Dingy don't let this worry you We're gonna get killed - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:07 Dingy don't let this worry you We're gonna get... If I have to climb much more I'll be laying there with him - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 If I have to climb much more I'll be laying there with... All we want is a pick and a shovel - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:14 All we want is a pick and a shovel He just sits in there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 He just sits in there What do we tell them - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:55 What do we tell them Give us your position - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:10 Give us your position Why couldn't you listen - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:13 Why couldn't you listen When he started - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:15 When he started Don't get upset - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:11 Don't get upset F 7 to Central - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:43 F 7 to Central It's all your fault - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:33 It's all your fault The answer is no - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:47 The answer is no Should I let them out - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 01:07 Should I let them out Over there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 Over there You could've taken a fair share like the rest of us but no - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:09 You could've taken a fair share like the rest of us but... Having any trouble - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:08 Having any trouble She's in Rosita Beach She's dying and we're up here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:12 She's in Rosita Beach She's dying and we're... She's gone crazy or something - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 She's gone crazy or something I can't cross here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:18 I can't cross here No matter what you've all done today - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:19 No matter what you've all done today I've said it before and I'll say it again - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:07 I've said it before and I'll say it again I gotta work on where it is - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:10 I gotta work on where it is That's a police helicopter - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:20 That's a police helicopter And we're running last - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 And we're running last You keep this up and I'm gonna get sore - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 You keep this up and I'm gonna get sore But don't stand there hop in the car Hurry kid I got to get out of here - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:07 But don't stand there hop in the car Hurry kid I got to... It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in the deck - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 It'll take a little longer because there was a joker in... The way he went sailing right out there - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 01:10 The way he went sailing right out there All very hush hush and whoosh whoosh - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 All very hush hush and whoosh whoosh It's just a couple of pieces of small dynamite - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:05 It's just a couple of pieces of small dynamite This is no place for a convertible - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 This is no place for a convertible Gonna leave the big boy behind - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:04 Gonna leave the big boy behind You know I'm not entirely uncertain you haven't damaged this machine - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 You know I'm not entirely uncertain you haven't... Where have I always told ya that the Smiler hid the dough - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World 00:06 Where have I always told ya that the Smiler hid the dough
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Cast

Capt. T. G. Culpepper - Spencer Tracy
J. Russell Finch - Milton Berle
Melville Crump - Sid Caesar
Benjy Benjamin - Buddy Hackett
Mrs. Marcus - Ethel Merman
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