"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" quotes

00:08 You're 33 years old You're supposed to be sexually active 00:10 Your life is way more glamorous than what I was picturing 00:04 You want some squash 00:30 You seem very on edge. 00:10 You owe me an eye, Frank. 00:23 You know what? 00:27 You know we got ourselves a little Mexican girl here and I'm... 00:06 You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that... 00:07 You gotta you gotta pay the troll toll to get into this 00:08 You don't have to do this! 00:08 You can't make people like you, 00:23 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 00:23 Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right? 00:10 Yeah, light him up. 00:55 Yeah Let's talk about your likes and dislikes 00:09 Yeah But I am who I am 00:22 Yeah, buddy, you did it. 00:06 -WOMAN: Oh, my God! -MAN: Ooh. 00:16 WOMAN: I want to thank you for joining the focus group. 00:31 Whoo! 00:31 Whoo! 00:33 Whoever it was seems to have been eating newspaper 00:21 (whispering): Oh, my God. 00:15 (whispering): It's okay. 00:12 When was the last time we played Night Crawlers together... 00:03 What's up ladies 00:03 What's up brother 00:04 What's up bitches 00:04 What's up bitches 00:03 What's up bitches 00:03 What's up basticks 00:17 What the hell's going on? 00:23 What the hell? 00:06 What was that? 02:11 What 02:11 What 02:11 What 00:16 What is it that you do again 00:14 Wh-- Hey! 00:21 Were you eating pizza 00:15 Well, well, well, Dee, it looks like 00:06 Well, now, this is an interesting development. 00:20 -We have to talk, Angel.-There's nothing to talk about. 00:05 We got 'em... baby. 00:15 We got to definitely write a song about how we do not diddle... 00:08 Uh, I think this is the wrong message. 00:15 Ugh! 00:20 Tonto... Come here. 00:11 (tires squealing) 00:22 (tires screech) 00:06 (thunder rumbles) 00:30 - This is the place, huh? - This is where I can find. 00:19 This one? Gonna get it this time? 00:16 >> This doesn't represent me, 00:26 This is a medical marvel. 00:06 This is a good movie, Ritchie. 00:16 They did it! They did it! They did it! They did it. 00:14 There we go. 00:07 ♪ The boys are back in town ♪ 00:19 - The beach, huh? - Mm-hmm. 00:13 That's it. You can go home. 00:19 That's it. 00:08 (tapping sounds) 00:05 Stop! Thief! 00:15 Son of a bitch. 00:06 So-- 00:18 [ Slow Clapping ] 00:06 - (silenced gunshot) - (silenced gunshots) 00:11 [ Sighs ] 00:08 [ Shouting ] 00:19 Shit! How'd you do that? 00:14 [ Scoffs ] 00:15 Ryan! 00:04 Really Absolutely Absolutely 00:06 Put the money in the bag. 00:30 Put the money in the bag. 00:30 (phone ringing) 00:32 People of earth, prepare for the future of patriotism. 00:19 ♪♪ [ Orchestra On TV ] 00:25 - Ooh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am gonna rip your face off....