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It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

A rich and famous self-help guru's controversial philosophy of extreme selfishness is put to the ultimate test when his only daughter is kidnapped and held for ransom.

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Chris Craddock

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Super Channel,Mosaic Entertainment

Awards

1 win & 2 nominations total

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And there were
all these bikers, you know, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And there were all these bikers, you know,

Who am I? Who are they? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Who am I? Who are they?

I don't know if that's
even really a thing, like - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I don't know if that's even really a thing, like

I think the real reason I'm here
is 'cause I'm a girl. You know? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I think the real reason I'm here is 'cause I'...

I like sex and I'm a
girl, so I must be sick. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I like sex and I'm a girl, so I must be sick.

If I were a boy
it would just be like, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

If I were a boy it would just be like,

He started drinking, and,
well, he hated bullies. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

He started drinking, and, well, he hated bullies.

I want you to-
I wanna say it now- - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I want you to- I wanna say it now-

Cause it's how I came to be
in this weakened condition, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Cause it's how I came to be in this weakened condition,

And after I sold everything, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And after I sold everything,

Nothing's that bad,
provided you're on heroin. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Nothing's that bad, provided you're on heroin.

Comforts and morality and that. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Comforts and morality and that.

Because it is the
one time you know, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Because it is the one time you know,

And if you listen real closely, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And if you listen real closely,

Oh no, I wish, I really
wish they would stop. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Oh no, I wish, I really wish they would stop.

It's scary, when
everyone looks at you. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

It's scary, when everyone looks at you.

There's this gland in my
head, the pituitary gland, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

There's this gland in my head, the pituitary gland,

Symptoms include shortened
life span, heart troubles, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Symptoms include shortened life span, heart troubles,

Some say he lost em in a bet.
One guy told me - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Some say he lost em in a bet. One guy told me

I buy my medicine from Lil'
Charles, but everybody knows - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I buy my medicine from Lil' Charles, but everybody know...

Well, one day I was
buying my medicine, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Well, one day I was buying my medicine,

Are you some kinda urban
Sasquatch? You all seeing dis? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Are you some kinda urban Sasquatch? You all seeing dis?

You seeing the raw, magnificent
size of dis here muthafucka? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

You seeing the raw, magnificent size of dis here muthafucka?

And I feel everyone
stop and then I remember why. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And I feel everyone stop and then I remember why.

I said 'only' to Johnny.
About money. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I said 'only' to Johnny. About money.

He once beat a man half to
death for saying 'only' - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

He once beat a man half to death for saying 'only'

So, I'm told that being
a young person with absent - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

So, I'm told that being a young person with absent

But I also have to ask, are
you sure that this the cure? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

But I also have to ask, are you sure that this the cure?

Because like, yours
are all like super hot. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Because like, yours are all like super hot.

I never did any of that stuff,
but now I kinda want to! - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I never did any of that stuff, but now I kinda want to!

And hey! You know, maybe I'm
already cured, because right now - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And hey! You know, maybe I'm already cured, because rig...

You know, it really takes
your mind off stuff, you know, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

You know, it really takes your mind off stuff, you know,

Okay well, I don't know much
about God, but I do know - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Okay well, I don't know much about God, but I do know

That doesn't even work
on Catholic priests, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

That doesn't even work on Catholic priests,

Like my Dad says; - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Like my Dad says;

It's not my fault,
and I don't care anyway. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

It's not my fault, and I don't care anyway.

Let's apply that to something
big and disastrous, let's say, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Let's apply that to something big and disastrous, let&#...

I mean, yeah, sure, we are North
Americans, we are the leading - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I mean, yeah, sure, we are North Americans, we are the leadi...

Responsibility
sufficiently shared, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Responsibility sufficiently shared,

And what if it is perhaps,
maybe, somewhat, oh just a - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And what if it is perhaps, maybe, somewhat, oh just a

Who are you. Are you not the
product of your parents - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Who are you. Are you not the product of your parents

Apply it once again
to Climate Change, and oh, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Apply it once again to Climate Change, and oh,

Well. To that I ask;
Do you? Really? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Well. To that I ask; Do you? Really?

That society changed,
at some point and we - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

That society changed, at some point and we

Was it the media, was it
horror movies, was it violent - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Was it the media, was it horror movies, was it violent

But one thing is certain;
It wasn't my fault! - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

But one thing is certain; It wasn't my fault!

But it was
nice in there, Girls. Drinks. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

But it was nice in there, Girls. Drinks.

- Smoke a little of
this so you hear me, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- Smoke a little of this so you hear me,

Dis is - - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Aw... He looks like a
big old Teddy bear. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Aw... He looks like a big old Teddy bear.

See Johnny,
he was a crook of all trades. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

See Johnny, he was a crook of all trades.

You see there was this
Chinese guy called Wing. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

You see there was this Chinese guy called Wing.

Got Chinatown wrapped
around his pink shorties! - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Got Chinatown wrapped around his pink shorties!

And you, you be just de
dimensions to whip it from - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And you, you be just de dimensions to whip it from

Got a plan. Mega brilliant. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Got a plan. Mega brilliant.

We're going to put a
scare in him and scare the - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

We're going to put a scare in him and scare the

Ya do it right, and you
get high on de Johnny. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Ya do it right, and you get high on de Johnny.

Wing was the wisest of
the old Chinese wise guys. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Wing was the wisest of the old Chinese wise guys.

Johnny said that
if Wing fell into line, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Johnny said that if Wing fell into line,

- Because Johnny was kinda
racist for a black guy. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- Because Johnny was kinda racist for a black guy.

Anyway, the
one thing about Wing, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Anyway, the one thing about Wing,

Not demons that
hafta stay in hell, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Not demons that hafta stay in hell,

Demons that will kill
your whole family line, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Demons that will kill your whole family line,

- Anyway, dis here.
Dis will make ya voice even - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- Anyway, dis here. Dis will make ya voice even

No ya sound like a bad ass
mudder focka, mudder focka. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

No ya sound like a bad ass mudder focka, mudder focka.

Are you a scary demon, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Are you a scary demon,

Ya don't smell of roses, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Ya don't smell of roses,

And as a homeless person,
I have a high tolerance - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And as a homeless person, I have a high tolerance

He slapped him and
I'm supposed to roar. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

He slapped him and I'm supposed to roar.

But I got the Darth Vader
thing on my throat so - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

But I got the Darth Vader thing on my throat so

Yeah, Yeah,
I'm a voodoo, mutherfucka - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Yeah, Yeah, I'm a voodoo, mutherfucka

- And I opened my mouth to roar
and I can taste how I smell. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- And I opened my mouth to roar and I can taste how I smell.

That was the bombingest
grenade you ever exploded, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

That was the bombingest grenade you ever exploded,

- I should have
been scared, but ah, - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- I should have been scared, but ah,

- That was like a lot of Heroin.
A month's supply. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- That was like a lot of Heroin. A month's supply.

And maybe I could ahead
on my bottle collecting. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And maybe I could ahead on my bottle collecting.

Then I'd be a month
ahead, possibly forever. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Then I'd be a month ahead, possibly forever.

The beef between Johnny and
Wing, it wasn't my fault. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

The beef between Johnny and Wing, it wasn't my fault.

So, like I say, my
sex life was getting dicey. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

So, like I say, my sex life was getting dicey.

I was getting into some stuff
with some questionable dudes. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

I was getting into some stuff with some questionable dudes.

Cause like, I signed exclusivity
on life rights for a book - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Cause like, I signed exclusivity on life rights for a book

This is all confidential
and anonymous. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

This is all confidential and anonymous.

And I mean, who even
are you anyway, right? - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

And I mean, who even are you anyway, right?

Alright, alright.
The ting about ya giant man - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Alright, alright. The ting about ya giant man

Alright, now pretend he's a
resistant-ass shop keeper and - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Alright, now pretend he's a resistant-ass shop keeper a...

- Oh, ohhhh. That
Chinese man said the N word! - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

- Oh, ohhhh. That Chinese man said the N word!

Now you, you can get very angry.
Put your hand around his neck. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Now you, you can get very angry. Put your hand around his ne...

Naw, naw. That is the
only move you'll ever need. - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

Naw, naw. That is the only move you'll ever need.

So it was Johnny's idea that
I wear these Halloween fangs - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

So it was Johnny's idea that I wear these Halloween fan...

So that everybody wondered
if Johnny really had - It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway

So that everybody wondered if Johnny really had

It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway poster

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A rich and famous self-help guru's controversial philosophy of extreme selfishness is put to the ultimate test when his only daughter is kidnapped and held for ransom.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Chris Craddock

Writer: Chris Craddock

Production: Super Channel,Mosaic Entertainment

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 14 Mar 2017

Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations total

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