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Easy. You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were, this would come much more naturally to me

Easy.You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were,this would comemuch more...

iZombie • S01E06 • 2015

Easy.You're lucky you're not dead. Although, if you were,this would comemuch more naturally to me. You know whatyou're doing, right? I mean, theoretically. Sure. But did you considera trip to the ER? I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like,one Band-Aid a year. Major? What the hell? It's nothing

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Easy You're lucky you're not dead

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Although if you were this would come much more naturally to me

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You know what you're doing right

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I mean theoretically Sure

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But did you consider a trip to the ER

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I'm a social worker

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My insurance covers like one Band Aid a year

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Major What the hell

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It's nothing

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على رسلك إنك محظوظ لأنك لست ميتا

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مع أنني لو كنت مكانك لكان هذا أكثر طبيعيا بالنسبة لي

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إنك تعلم ما انت قائم عليه صحيح

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أعني نظريا بالتأكيد

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لكن هل أخذت بعين الاعتبار رحلة إلى غرفة الطوارئ

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أنا عامل اجتماعي

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يغطي تأميني تقريبا لزقة جروح واحدة كل سنة

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مايجور ما هذا

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لا شيء

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Doucement T'as du bol de pas être mort

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Même si je n'ai pas l'habitude de recoudre des vivants

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Tu sais ce que tu fais pas vrai

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Théoriquement

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Tu ne préfères pas aller aux urgences

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Je suis travailleur social

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Mon assurance couvre un pansement par an

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Major Qu'est ce qui se passe

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Tout va bien

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Langsam Du kannst froh sein dass du nicht tot bist

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Obwohl wenn du es wärst wäre das hier für mich viel natürlicher

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Du weißt was du da machst oder

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Also zumindest theoretisch Sicher

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Aber hast du einen Besuch in der Notaufnahme in Erwägung gezogen

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Ich bin Sozialarbeiter

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Meine Krankenversicherung deckt etwa ein Pflaster pro Jahr ab

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Major Was zum Teufel

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Es ist nichts

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Tenang Kau beruntung tidak mati

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Walaupun jika kau mati ini akan lebih alami bagiku

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Kau tahu apa yang sedang kau lakukan 'kan

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Maksudku secara teori Tentu

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Kau sudah mempertimbangkan untuk masuk ke UGD

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Aku hanya petugas sosial

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Perlindungan asuransiku sedikit sekali

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Major Kau kenapa

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Ini bukan apa apa

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Не дёргайся Тебе повезло что ты жив

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Хотя если бы был мёртв твоё присутствие здесь выглядело бы естественнее

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Ты ведь знаешь что делать

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В смысле теоретически Конечно

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Почему ты не поехал в скорую

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Я социальный работник

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Моя страховая покрывает один лейкопластырь в год

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Мейджор Какого чёрта

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Ничего страшного

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Tranquilo Tienes suerte de no estar muerto

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Aunque si lo estuvieras sería mucho más fácil para mí

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Sabes lo que estás haciendo no

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O sea en teoría Claro

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Pero has considerado ir a urgencias

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Soy trabajador social

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Mi seguro cubre como una tirita al año

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Major Qué demonios

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No es nada

Available in 7 languages

Duration

21 seconds

Views

14

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:53

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

6

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Big Pictures Ltd.

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Movie Summary

A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.