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He's not the cuddling type. Shocker. Look, I know you probablywant to grab some shut-eyebefore you gotta wipe down menusand marry ketchups,but I gotta talk to you. Screw you. If a guy lets you walk homeat 3:00 am with your pantiesin your purse, you're not his girlfriend. The guy you thought wasyour meal ticket is reallyjust a bang buddy. But cute townies alwaysget screwed. Literally. Wait, I was gonnaask you something. Oh! There's a reporter atThe Observer you talked to,Rebecca Hinton. No, I didn't. And I'm nottalking to you either. I am a medical examinerfrom the Seattle PD. Like I frickin' care. And you can tell that bitchRebecca to kiss my assfor talking to my parents. She's not really kissingmuch ass right now,she's dead
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He's not the cuddling type
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Shocker
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Look I know you probably want to grab some shut eye before you gotta
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wipe down menus and marry ketchups but I gotta talk to you
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Screw you
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If a guy lets you walk home at 3 00 am
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with your panties in your purse
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you're not his girlfriend
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The guy you thought was your meal ticket is really just a bang buddy
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But cute townies always get screwed Literally
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Wait I was gonna ask you something
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Oh There's a reporter at The Observer you talked to Rebecca Hinton
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No I didn't And I'm not talking to you either
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I am a medical examiner from the Seattle PD
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Like I frickin' care
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And you can tell that bitch Rebecca to kiss my ass for talking to my parents
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She's not really kissing much ass right now she's dead
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Movie Summary
A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.