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I was going to rename this

I was going to rename this"Major's Excuse to Come Over," but I'm trying to maintainan air...

iZombie • S01E02 • 2015

I was going to rename this"Major's Excuse to Come Over," but I'm trying to maintainan air of mystery. No, but seriously,I figured after six months you were probablyreally missing yourtiny face-sander thing and that magnifyingmirror that makes poreslook like manholes. Thanks for leavingthat behind, by the way. You didn't need to do this. No, it's mostly justhair products and lingerie, but there's some books. Oh, and this... Which mightexplain some things. I'm thinking maybe thiscalls for a road trip. I'm just, I'm just kiddingaround, Liv. I know. Yeah, well, I didn't knowwhat to do with this stuff. It felt weird to throw it out. I mean, what if you hadan emotional attachment to this textbookon rare skin diseases? Well, thanksfor bringing it by. "Not Zooey Deschanel" in 7Btook my parking spot again. There is nothing moreannoying than an entitledchick in a skater dress. Oh, hi. Hey. Should I not be here? No, I, uh,I was just heading out

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I was going to rename this Major's Excuse to Come Over

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but I'm trying to maintain an air of mystery

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No but seriously I figured after six months

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you were probably really missing your tiny face sander thing

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and that magnifying mirror that makes pores look like manholes

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Thanks for leaving that behind by the way

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You didn't need to do this

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No it's mostly just hair products and lingerie

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but there's some books

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Oh and this

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Which might explain some things

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I'm thinking maybe this calls for a road trip

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I'm just I'm just kidding around Liv

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I know

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Yeah well I didn't know what to do with this stuff

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It felt weird to throw it out

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I mean what if you had an emotional attachment

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to this textbook on rare skin diseases

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Well thanks for bringing it by

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Not Zooey Deschanel in 7B took my parking spot again

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There is nothing more annoying than an entitled chick in a skater dress

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Oh hi Hey

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Should I not be here

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No I uh I was just heading out

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كنت سأقوم بتسمية ذلك نهاية أعذار ماجور

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و لكن ي أحاول أن أبقي الأمر غريبا

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و لكن حقا إكتشفت بعد ست ة أشهر

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من المحتمل أن ك كنت تفتقدين منع م الوجه خاصتك

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و تلك المرآة المكب رة التي تجعل الثقوب تبدو كـ حفر

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بالمناسبة شكرا لك على ترك ذلك

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لم تكن مضطرا لفعل ذلك

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لا إن ها فقط منتجات عناية بالشعر و ملابس داخلية

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و لكن يوجد بعد الكتب

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و هذه

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التي قد تفسر بعض الأمور

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أعتقد أن ربما هذه نداءات للقيام برحلة

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أنا فقط أمازح كـ ليف

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أعلم ذلك

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حسنا لا أعلم ماذا أفعل بتلك الأشياء

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سيكون من الغريب أن أرميهم خارجا

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أعني ماذا إن كان لديك أي إتصال عاطفي

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لهذا الكتاب للأمراض النادرة للجلد

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حسنا شكرا لإحضار ذلك

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نوت زوي ديشانيل في المبني 7ب أخذت مكان ركن سيارتي مر ة أخرى

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لا يوجد شي أكثر إزعاجا م ن فتاة في ثوب التزح لق

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أوه مرحبا

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هل يجب ألا أكون هنا

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لا لا لقد كانت خارجا للتو

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J'allais renommer ça l'Excuse de Major Pour Venir

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mais j'essaie de garder un semblant de mystère

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Non mais sérieusement j'ai compris après six mois

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que cet espèce de ponceuse et ce magnifique miroir qui fait passer

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des pores pour des bouches d'égouts devaient vraiment te manquer

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Merci d'avoir laissé ça derrière d'ailleurs

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T'avais vraiment pas besoin de faire ça

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Non c'est surtout des produits pour les cheveux et de la lingerie

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mais il y a quelques livres

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Oh et ça

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Qui pourrait expliquer certaines choses

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Je pense peut être que cette appelle à un voyage sur la route

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Je plaisante juste Liv

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Je sais

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Je ne savais pas quoi faire de tout cela

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Je voulais pas le jeter

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Je veux dire et si tu étais attaché émotionnellement

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à ce livre sur les maladies rares de la peau

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Merci de l'avoir amené

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Pas Zooey Deschanel a encore pris ma place de parking

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Il n'y a rien de plus agaçant qu'un poussin intitulé dans une robe de patineuse

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Salut

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Je ne devrais pas être là

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Non je partais

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Ich wollte das schon Majors Ausrede um vorbeizukommen nennen

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aber ich versuche den Anschein des Geheimnisvollen zu wahren

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Nein aber ernsthaft ich dachte nach sechs Monaten

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würdest du wahrscheinlich dein kleines Gesichts Abschleif Dings vermissen

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und diesen Vergrößerungsspiegel in dem Poren die Größe von Schächten haben

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Übrigens danke dass du den zurückgelassen hattest

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Das hättest du nicht tun müssen

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Nein es sind hauptsächlich nur Haarprodukte und Dessous

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aber da sind auch einige Bücher

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Ach und das

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Das könnte einiges erklären

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Ich denke das könnte eine Reise erfordern

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Ich verarsch dich nur Liv

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Ich weiß

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Ja ich wusste nicht was ich mit dem Zeug anfangen soll

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Es wegzuwerfen fühlte sich seltsam an

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Ich meine was wäre wenn du eine emotionale Bindung zu diesem

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Lehrbuch der seltenen Hauterkrankungen hättest

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Danke dass du es vorbeigebracht hast

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Diese Zoey Deschanel aus 7B hat mir wieder den Parkplatz geklaut

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Es gibt nichts nervenderes als eine Tussi im Skater Dress die berechtigte Ansprüche hat

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Oh hi Hey

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Sollte ich lieber nicht hier sein

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Nein ich wollte gerade gehen

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Aku bisa saja mengganti nama barang milik Major ini sebagai alasan untuk mampir

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tapi aku berusaha untuk mempertahankan suasana seperti ini

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Tapi aku serius kurasa setelah enam bulan

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mungkin kau merasa kehilangan

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penghalus wajahmu ini

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dan cermin pembesarmu ini yang membuat

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lubang porimu menjadi sebesar lubang got

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Terima kasih sudah meninggalkannya

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Kau tak perlu melakukan ini

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Tidak kebanyakan ini hanya produk perawatan rambut dan pakaian dalam

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tapi ada beberapa buku

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Oh dan ini

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Yang mungkin menjelaskan beberapa hal

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Mungkin ini panggilan untuk melakukan perjalanan

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Aku hanya bercanda Liv

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Aku tahu

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Aku tak tahu harus kuapakan barang barang ini

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Rasanya aneh jika aku membuangnya

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Bagaimana jika kau memiliki ikatan emosional

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dengan buku penyakit kulit langka ini

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Terima kasih sudah membawakannya

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Zooey Deschanel yang tinggal di 7B itu

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mengambil tempat parkirku lagi

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Tak ada yang lebih menjengkelkan

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daripada perempuan yang mengenakan gaun skater itu

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Oh hai Hei

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Apa aku mengganggu

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Tidak aku baru saja mau pergi

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Я собирался придумать веский повод чтобы зайти

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но решил сохранить налёт таинственности

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Серьёзно я подумал что спустя шесть месяцев

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ты наверняка соскучилась

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по своим женским штучкам

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вроде того зеркала

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которое делает поры величиной с колодец

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Спасибо кстати что их забыла

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Не нужно было этого делать

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В основном здесь средства для волос и бельё

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а также парочка книг

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И вот это

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Что немного проясняет ситуацию

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Возможно это осталось после поездки

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Да я просто дурачусь Лив

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Ясно

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В общем я не знал что со всем этим делать

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Выбрасывать было жалко

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А вдруг ты привязана к этому учебнику

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по редким кожным заболеваниям

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Ладно спасибо что занёс

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Эта Зоуи Дэшанэль из седьмой квартиры

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опять заняла моё парковочное место

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Ничто так не раздражает

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как чванливая девица в коротком платьице

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Ой привет

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Мне лучше уйти

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Нет я уже ухожу

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Iba a llamar a esto la excusa de Major para venir

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pero estoy intentando mantener un aire de misterio

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No pero en serio pensé que después de seis meses

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realmente echarías de menos

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tu pequeña cosa lija caras

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o ese espejo con aumento que hace que

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los poros parezcan bocas de alcantarilla

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Por cierto gracias por dejarme eso

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No necesitas hacer esto

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No principalmente son productos para el pelo y lencería

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pero hay algún libro

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Oh y esto

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Que podría explicar algunas cosas

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Estoy pensando que a lo mejor esto requiere un viaje por carretera

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Solo solo estoy bromeando Liv

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Lo sé

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Sí y bueno no sabía qué hacer con estas cosas

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Sería de tontos tirarlo

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Quiero decir qué pasa si tenías un apego emocional

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a este libro sobre enfermedades raras de la piel

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Bueno gracias por traérmelo

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Esa Zooey Deschanel del 7B

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cogió mi plaza de aparcamiento de nuevo

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No hay nada más molesto

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que una titulada vestida con ropa de skater

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Hola

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No debería estar aquí

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No yo ya me iba

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Duration

61 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:03:37

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

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Movie Summary

A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.