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It was that Candyman guy!

It was that Candyman guy!All right. He broke in, he came at mewith a sledgehammer, raving...

iZombie • S01E10 • 2015

It was that Candyman guy!All right. He broke in, he came at mewith a sledgehammer, raving about brains. If I hadn't had the gun,I'd be dead. - Where did you get the gun?- I bought it on the street. Oh, of course.As one does. Major, you're on probation.An illegal firearmcharge could... You know when it makes senseto buy a gun? When a dudebuilt like a mountain breaks into your housetrying to kill you. When I shot the guy,his eyes turned red. Bright red!What the hell is that? My gun isn't the problem. The problem iswhat the hell I'm gonna do when a guy who takesthree bullets to the chest and moseys off likeit's nothing comes back. Things just keep happeningthat don't make any sense, and it's like I'm the onlyone who sees it

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It was that Candyman guy All right

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He broke in he came at me with a sledgehammer

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raving about brains

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If I hadn't had the gun I'd be dead

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Where did you get the gun I bought it on the street

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Oh of course As one does

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Major you're on probation An illegal firearm charge could

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You know when it makes sense to buy a gun

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When a dude built like a mountain

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breaks into your house trying to kill you

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When I shot the guy his eyes turned red

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Bright red What the hell is that

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My gun isn't the problem

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The problem is what the hell I'm gonna do

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when a guy who takes three bullets to the chest

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and moseys off like it's nothing comes back

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Things just keep happening that don't make any sense

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and it's like I'm the only one who sees it

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لقد ذلك الرجل كاندي مان حسن ا

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اقتحم المكان وجاء باتجاهي ومعه مطرقة

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ويهذي بشأن الأدمغة

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إذا لم أكن أحمل ذاك المسدس لكنت ميت ا

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من أين أحضرت المسدس اشتريته من الشارع

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بالطبع كما فعل أحدهم

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أنت تحت إطلاق السراح المشروط يا ميجور حمل سلاح غير مرخص يمكن أن

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أتعرف متى يكون منطقي ا أن أشتري سلاح ا

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عندما يبني شخص ما جبلا

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ويقتحم منزلك ليحاول قتلك

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عندما أطلقت النار على الرجل أصبحت عيناه حمراوان

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حمراء قانية ما هذا بحق الجحيم

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سلاحي ليس المشكلة

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المشكلة هي ماذا سأفعل بحق الجحيم

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عندما يعود الشخص الذي تلقى 3 رصاصات في الصدر

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وعاش وكأن شيئ ا لم يكن

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أشياء غير منطقية تستمر في الحدوث

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ويبدو أنني الشخص الوحيد الذي يراها

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C'était le Candyman

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Il est entré par effraction m'a approché avec un marteau

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délirant à propos de cerveaux

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Si je n'avais pas eu de pistolet je serai mort

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Où as tu obtenu ce pistolet Je l'ai acheté dans la rue

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Major tu es en probation Une accusation de port d'arme illégal pourrait

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Tu sais quand acheter un pistolet a du sens

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Quand un gars bâti comme une montagne

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entre par effraction dans ta maison pour essayer de te tuer

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Quand je lui tiré dessus ses yeux sont devenus rouges

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Rouge éclatant C'est quoi ce bordel

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Mon pistolet n'est pas le problème

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Le problème est de savoir ce que je vais pouvoir faire

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quand un gars qui prend 3 balles dans la poitrine

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et se balade comme si ce n'était rien reviendra

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Des choses n'ayant aucun sens continuent de se produire

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et c'est comme si j'étais le seul à les voir

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Es war dieser Candyman In Ordnung

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Er ist eingebrochen er griff mich mit einem Vorschlaghammer an und wollte mein Gehirn

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Wenn ich keine Waffe gehabt hätte wäre ich jetzt tot

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Wo hattest du die Waffe denn her Ich habe sie auf der Straße gekauft

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Ach natürlich Wie man das eben so macht

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Major du bist auf Bewährung Ein illegaler Schusswechsel könnte

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Weißt du wann es angebracht ist sich eine Waffe zu kaufen

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Wenn ein Typ der wie ein Berg gebaut ist bei dir einbricht und versucht dich umzubringen

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Als ich auf den Typen schoss wurden seine Augen rot

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Rot glühend Was zum Teufel ist das Meine Waffe ist nicht das Problem

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Das Problem ist was zum Teufel ich mache

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wenn ein Kerl der mit drei Kugeln in der Brust einfach davonspaziert zurückkommt

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Hier geschehen Dinge die gar keinen Sinn ergeben und ich bin wohl der Einzige der das erkennt

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Dia itu Candyman

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Dia menerobos masuk mendekatiku dengan palu godam

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mengoceh tentang otak

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Jika aku tak punya pistol itu aku pasti sudah mati

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Dari mana kau dapat pistol itu Aku membelinya di jalanan

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Oh tentu saja Seperti yang lainnya

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Major kau dalam masa percobaan Tuduhan atas kepemilikian senjata ilegal bisa

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Kau tahu kapan perlunya membeli pistol

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Saat seorang pria bertubuh besar

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menerobos masuk rumahmu dan berusaha membunuhmu

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Saat aku menembaknya matanya berubah merah

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Merah menyala Apa apaan itu

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Yang jadi masalah bukanlah pistolku

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Masalahnya adalah apa yang harus kulakukan

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jika seseorang yang telah menerima 3 peluru di dadanya

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dan pergi seperti tak terjadi apa apa kembali

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Hal hal tak masuk akal ini terus saja terjadi

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dan sepertinya hanya aku saja yang mengalaminya

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Это был Кэндимен Точно

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Он вломился накинулся на меня с кувалдой

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и бредил о мозгах

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Если б у меня не было пистолета я бы умер

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Где ты взял пистолет Купил на улице

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Ну конечно Все так делают

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Мейджор у тебя условное освобождение А за незаконное хранение

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Знаешь на какой случай покупают оружие

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Когда чувак здоровой как гора

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вламывается в дом пытаясь убить тебя

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Когда я выстрелил в него его глаза покраснели

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Стали ярко красными Что за чертовщина

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Мой пистолет не проблема

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Проблема в том что мне делать

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когда парень получивший три пули в грудь

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и ушедший как ни в чём не бывало вернётся

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Происходит множество бессмысленных вещей

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и я один кто замечает это

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El CANDYMAN CAN

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Fue ese Candyman

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Invadido y llegó a mí con un martillo

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alucinaciones en los cerebros

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Si no lo hubiera hecho un arma estaría muerto

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De dónde sacaste el arma Compró la calle

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Oh sí En chica

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Él está en libertad condicional Posesión ilegal de arma

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Usted sabe cuando tiene sentido comprar un arma

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Cuando un tipo que ve un gigante

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invade su casa y trata de matarte

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Cuando le disparé los ojos se volvieron rojos

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Rojo brillante Qué demonios es eso

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Mi arma no es el problema

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El problema es qué diablos va

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cuando un hombre toma Tres disparos en el pecho

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y las hojas como si nada hubiera pasado otra vez

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Las cosas que no tienen sentido seguir ocurriendo

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y parece que soy el único Lo ves

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Duration

44 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:02:59

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

10

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Big Pictures Ltd.

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A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.