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Oh, if this couch could talk

Oh, if this couch could talk. I used to sneak away at nightwhile my wife lay asleep in her...

iZombie • S01E11 • 2015

Oh, if this couch could talk. I used to sneak away at nightwhile my wife lay asleep in her room,like a salmon on ice. Oh, I'd get super high withScott E and we'd ponderthe big questions. Beatles or Stones? Kirk or Picard? Ren or Stimpy? He's got, like,hundreds of hours ofWorld Chess Championships but no Lake Washingtonvideos, damn it. Oh, don't let thosestorm clouds roll in. You've got the laptop,you can find the phone,can't you? You're a genius, Johnny Frost

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Oh if this couch could talk

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I used to sneak away at night while my wife lay asleep

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in her room like a salmon on ice

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Oh I'd get super high with Scott E and we'd ponder the big questions

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Beatles or Stones

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Kirk or Picard

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Ren or Stimpy

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He's got like hundreds of hours of World Chess Championships

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but no Lake Washington videos damn it

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Oh don't let those storm clouds roll in

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You've got the laptop you can find the phone can't you

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You're a genius Johnny Frost

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لو كان باستطاعة هذه الأريكة التحدث

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اعتدت التسلل في الليل بينما زوجتي تستلقي نائمة

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في غرفتها مثل سمك سلمون على الثلج

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لكنت أنتشيت للغاية مع سكوت إي و لكنا تأملنا الاسئلة الكبيرة

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بيتلز أم ستونز

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كيرك أم بيكارد

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رين أم ستيمبي

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لديه تقريبا مئات الساعات من بطولات الشطرنج العالمية

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لكن لا وجود لفيديوهات بحيرة واشنطن تبا

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لا تسمحي لتلك الغيوم العاصفة بأن تصل

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حصلت على الحاسوب يمكنك إيجاد الهاتف أليس كذلك

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أنت عبقري يا جوني فروست

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Si ce canapé pouvait parler

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J'avais l'habitude de me faufiler dehors pendant que ma femme dormait

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dans sa chambre comme un saumon sur glace

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Nous nous défoncions et réfléchissions sur les grandes questions

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Beatles ou Stones

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Kirk ou Picard

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Ren ou Stimpy

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Il a genre des centaines d'heures des Championnats du monde d'échecs

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mais pas de vidéo du Lac Washington mince

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Ne vous laissez pas avoir par ces nuages

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Vous avez l'ordi vous pouvez retrouver le téléphone non

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Vous êtes un génie Johnny Frost

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Oh wenn diese Couch sprechen könnte

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Ich habe mich früher nachts weggeschlichen während meine Frau in ihrem Zimmer schlief

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wie ein Lachs auf Eis

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Oh ich würde mich mit Scott E total bekiffen

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und wir würden über die großen Fragen nachdenken

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Beatles oder Stones

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Kirk oder Picard

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Ren oder Stimpy

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Er hat etwa Hunderte von Stunden Schachweltmeisterschaften

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aber keine Lake Washington Videos verdammt

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Lassen Sie diese Gewitterwolken nicht hereinströmen

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Sie haben den Laptop Sie können das Telefon finden nicht wahr

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Sie sind ein Genie Johnny Frost

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Andai sofa ini bisa bicara

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Aku sering menyelinap pergi di malam hari saat istriku sedang tidur

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seperti salmon di atas es

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Kami berdua biasa teler

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dan merenungkan pertanyaan pertanyaan besar

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The Beatles atau the Rolling Stones

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Kapten Kirk atau Kapten Picard

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Ren atau Stimpy

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Dia menyimpan sekitar ratusan jam video Kejuaraan Catur Dunia

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tapi tak ada video danau Washington sialan

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Jangan putus asa dulu

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Kau sudah dapat laptopnya kau bisa mencari ponselnya 'kan

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Kau jenius Johnny Frost

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Если бы диван мог говорить

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Я выскальзывал по ночам из дома пока моя жена спала

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словно лосось по льду

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Мы кайфовали вместе со Скоттом

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и обсуждали серьёзные вопросы

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Битлз или Стоун

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Кирк или Пикард

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Рен или Стимпи

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У него сотни часов видео чемпионатов по шахматам

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но ничего с озера Вашингтон черт

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Не позволяй проникнуть штормовым облакам

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У тебя ноутбук ты можешь найти телефон верно

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Вы гений Джонни Фрост

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Oh si este sofá podía hablar

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Yo solía escabullirse en la noche mientras mi esposa dormía

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en su habitación como un salmón en el hielo

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Oh me gustaría conseguir super alta con Scott E y nos gustaría meditar las grandes preguntas

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Beatles o Stones

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Kirk o Picard

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Ren o Stimpy

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Él tiene como cientos de horas del Campeonato Mundial de Ajedrez

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pero ningún lago Washington vídeos maldita sea

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Oh no dejes que los nubes de tormenta en rollo

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Has conseguido el ordenador portátil usted puede encontrar el teléfono no

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Eres un genio Johnny Frost

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AGRIETAMIENTO THUNDER

Available in 7 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

11

Timestamp in Movie

00:24:11

Uploaded

Mar 13, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

comedy, crime, drama

Production

Big Pictures Ltd.

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Movie Summary

A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.