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Oh, if this couch could talk. I used to sneak away at nightwhile my wife lay asleep in her room,like a salmon on ice. Oh, I'd get super high withScott E and we'd ponderthe big questions. Beatles or Stones? Kirk or Picard? Ren or Stimpy? He's got, like,hundreds of hours ofWorld Chess Championships but no Lake Washingtonvideos, damn it. Oh, don't let thosestorm clouds roll in. You've got the laptop,you can find the phone,can't you? You're a genius, Johnny Frost
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Oh if this couch could talk
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I used to sneak away at night while my wife lay asleep
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in her room like a salmon on ice
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Oh I'd get super high with Scott E and we'd ponder the big questions
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Beatles or Stones
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Kirk or Picard
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Ren or Stimpy
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He's got like hundreds of hours of World Chess Championships
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but no Lake Washington videos damn it
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Oh don't let those storm clouds roll in
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You've got the laptop you can find the phone can't you
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You're a genius Johnny Frost
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A medical resident finds that being a zombie has its perks, which she uses to assist the police.