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Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father

What the-- -You've triggered me, bitch

What the-- -You've triggered me, bitch

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-What the--
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-You've triggered me, bitch.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:42
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Tiger Aspect,Jackpot Productions,Whitehall Films

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall invites his notoriously stuffy father onstage in London's West End for a Christmas comedy extravaganza, complete with celebrity guests.
I auditioned for all the plays at school and I never got into any of them. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
I auditioned for all the plays at school and I never got int...
So then what would happen is that my parents would complain to the school - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:09
So then what would happen is that my parents would complain ...
And it was deeply embarrassing for everyone concerned, - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:18
And it was deeply embarrassing for everyone concerned,
Anyone else have one of those nativity plays - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:05
Anyone else have one of those nativity plays
I was stood up there on stage as the emu, next to a lobster and Sonic the Hedgehog. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:05
I was stood up there on stage as the emu, next to a lobster ...
She'd be like, "Jack, you never know. There may have been an emu in the manger." - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:08
She'd be like, "Jack, you never know. There may ha...
Firstly, emus, native to Australia. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
Firstly, emus, native to Australia.
And, more importantly, they can't fly. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
And, more importantly, they can't fly.
So unless this emu was a very strong swimmer - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:12
So unless this emu was a very strong swimmer
Why? Because I'm a proper actor. I had researched my role. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
Why? Because I'm a proper actor. I had researched my ro...
A role that I so desperately tried to build up in that play. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:05
A role that I so desperately tried to build up in that play.
Oh, I went toe-to-toe with that drama teacher - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:06
Oh, I went toe-to-toe with that drama teacher
It was basically all one big circle jerk to Patrick Windler, - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:07
It was basically all one big circle jerk to Patrick Windler,
He took Mary and Joseph from Nazareth to Bethlehem." - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:08
He took Mary and Joseph from Nazareth to Bethlehem."
Have you ever heard of Waze, mate? That is a joke. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
Have you ever heard of Waze, mate? That is a joke.
No wonder there was no room at the inn by the time you arrived. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
No wonder there was no room at the inn by the time you arriv...
That single star in the sky wasn't God giving directions. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
That single star in the sky wasn't God giving direction...
If you pick a dumb animal - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:07
If you pick a dumb animal
Especially when, in the same nativity scene, - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:13
Especially when, in the same nativity scene,
-Two hours and 54 minutes. - Jack Whitehall: Christmas with my Father 00:04
-Two hours and 54 minutes.