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Americans, you basically do everything that we do
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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Americans, you basicallydo everything that we do, but you do it bigger, and you do it...

Americans, you basically
do everything that we do, but you do it bigger, and you do it better

Full Transcript

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Americans, you basically do everything that we do,
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but you do it bigger,
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and you do it better.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:43
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
But your stupid people are world class. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
But your stupid people are world class.
And that is not me saying: "All Americans are stupid." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
And that is not me saying: "All Americans are stupid.&q...
What I'm saying is that when America does stupid, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
What I'm saying is that when America does stupid,
Like, our village idiot is in a park, shouting at clouds. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Like, our village idiot is in a park, shouting at clouds.
And I went down for breakfast in my hotel, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
And I went down for breakfast in my hotel,
If you do not know that you are meant to butter your toast - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:15
If you do not know that you are meant to butter your toast
To be fair, right? This sign was affixed to the worst invention - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
To be fair, right? This sign was affixed to the worst invent...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the hotel... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the hotel...
No one in this entire 10,000-strong arena - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
No one in this entire 10,000-strong arena
And handily fitted with a small window, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And handily fitted with a small window,
There is literally no setting to get it right. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
There is literally no setting to get it right.
It's like putting a ginger on a sunbed, it's impossible. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's like putting a ginger on a sunbed, it's impos...
And there's always a queue out into the lobby - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
And there's always a queue out into the lobby
A bagel? Are you out of your fucking mind, Granddad? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
A bagel? Are you out of your fucking mind, Granddad?
If you wanted a bagel toasted in that machine in time for breakfast, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you wanted a bagel toasted in that machine in time for br...
By the time that's toast, you might be as well. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
By the time that's toast, you might be as well.
Then it's like they went: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Then it's like they went:
I know, let's have your piece of crappy toast - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
I know, let's have your piece of crappy toast
"Oh, this is going to be a slippery catch to take." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
"Oh, this is going to be a slippery catch to take."...
The worst sign that I saw was in the same hotel, but it was by the pool. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The worst sign that I saw was in the same hotel, but it was ...