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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

"All Americans are stupid." No, America also hasthe smartest people on the planet

And that is not me saying:
"All Americans are stupid." No, America also has
the smartest people on the planet

Full Transcript

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And that is not me saying: "All Americans are stupid."
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No, America also has the smartest people on the planet.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:00
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
What I'm saying is that when America does stupid, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
What I'm saying is that when America does stupid,
Like, our village idiot is in a park, shouting at clouds. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Like, our village idiot is in a park, shouting at clouds.
And I went down for breakfast in my hotel, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
And I went down for breakfast in my hotel,
If you do not know that you are meant to butter your toast - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:15
If you do not know that you are meant to butter your toast
To be fair, right? This sign was affixed to the worst invention - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
To be fair, right? This sign was affixed to the worst invent...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the hotel... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the hotel...
No one in this entire 10,000-strong arena - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
No one in this entire 10,000-strong arena
And handily fitted with a small window, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
And handily fitted with a small window,
There is literally no setting to get it right. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
There is literally no setting to get it right.
It's like putting a ginger on a sunbed, it's impossible. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
It's like putting a ginger on a sunbed, it's impos...
And there's always a queue out into the lobby - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
And there's always a queue out into the lobby
A bagel? Are you out of your fucking mind, Granddad? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
A bagel? Are you out of your fucking mind, Granddad?
If you wanted a bagel toasted in that machine in time for breakfast, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you wanted a bagel toasted in that machine in time for br...
By the time that's toast, you might be as well. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
By the time that's toast, you might be as well.
Then it's like they went: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Then it's like they went:
I know, let's have your piece of crappy toast - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
I know, let's have your piece of crappy toast
"Oh, this is going to be a slippery catch to take." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
"Oh, this is going to be a slippery catch to take."...
The worst sign that I saw was in the same hotel, but it was by the pool. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The worst sign that I saw was in the same hotel, but it was ...
I went down to the hotel pool - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
I went down to the hotel pool
It read like this: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
It read like this: