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Anyone would've thought she told him she'd voted Green
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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Anyone would've thought she told himshe'd voted Green

Anyone would've thought she told him
she'd voted Green

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Anyone would've thought she told him she'd voted Green.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:31
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
He went: "What do you mean you don't want to get married in a church, Molly? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He went: "What do you mean you don't want to get m...
If I'm paying for this wedding, you're not having it in a fucking barn. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If I'm paying for this wedding, you're not having ...
If I'm paying for this wedding, it will happen in a house of worship." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
If I'm paying for this wedding, it will happen in a hou...
They keep asking: "When are you going to give us a grandchild?" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
They keep asking: "When are you going to give us a gran...
I had an amicable breakup, which people tell you is a good thing. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I had an amicable breakup, which people tell you is a good t...
Because the one advantage - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Because the one advantage
No one has ever written a brilliant album about a lovely breakup, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
No one has ever written a brilliant album about a lovely bre...
I wanted her crushing my heart into the floor, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I wanted her crushing my heart into the floor,
Instead, my ex-girlfriend took my mom for tea - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Instead, my ex-girlfriend took my mom for tea
Yeah, fuck you with your kindness and generosity. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Yeah, fuck you with your kindness and generosity.
Instead, I'm in the shallow end, making jokes about diarrhea. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Instead, I'm in the shallow end, making jokes about dia...
Then we had this weird situation where me and my ex were just friends - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
Then we had this weird situation where me and my ex were jus...
Trying to help each other acclimatize to our new life as just friends. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Trying to help each other acclimatize to our new life as jus...
We were in the kitchen together, and for the first time in six years, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
We were in the kitchen together, and for the first time in s...
I just walked out of the room, went upstairs, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
I just walked out of the room, went upstairs,
In one gust, she had broken wind and my heart. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
In one gust, she had broken wind and my heart.
[exhales] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
[exhales]
She was literally trying to fart herself off the pedestal. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
She was literally trying to fart herself off the pedestal.
I was like: "Is there anything I could do - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
I was like: "Is there anything I could do
Got to put a shift in in the bedroom again, I don't like having to do that. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Got to put a shift in in the bedroom again, I don't lik...