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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Mate, it doesn't workif you drag your girlfriend's hand up when I ask that...

[audience cheers] Mate, it doesn't work
if you drag your girlfriend's hand up when I ask that question.
Frigging caveman over here

Full Transcript

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[audience cheers]
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Mate, it doesn't work if you drag your girlfriend's hand up
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when I ask that question. Frigging caveman over here.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:30
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
[in deep voice] "She happy." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[in deep voice] "She happy."
I don't know whether they were husband and wife, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I don't know whether they were husband and wife,
'Cause there is nothing cringier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
'Cause there is nothing cringier
I met this guy the other day. He was old. Like, old-old. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I met this guy the other day. He was old. Like, old-old.
Like, you could have got into his iPhone - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Like, you could have got into his iPhone
And he introduced me to the woman that he was with: "This is my girlfriend." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
And he introduced me to the woman that he was with: "Th...
The husband sits down, instantly falls asleep, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
The husband sits down, instantly falls asleep,
[snores loudly] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
[snores loudly]
At one point he did that thing like he was choking in his sleep. Like... - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
At one point he did that thing like he was choking in his sl...
[choking, snorting] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[choking, snorting]
If he goes, he goes." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:29
If he goes, he goes."
In doing so, she accidentally wakes him up, and he was not best pleased. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
In doing so, she accidentally wakes him up, and he was not b...
He snapped at her. He was like: [snorts] "Oh, my God, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:21
He snapped at her. He was like: [snorts] "Oh, my God,
[imitates static] "To the lady in row 33, you go, girl, you go!" - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[imitates static] "To the lady in row 33, you go, girl,...
Other than me. I was thinking: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
Other than me. I was thinking:
Do you know who did not enjoy that bit the first time he heard it? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Do you know who did not enjoy that bit the first time he hea...
Oh, my God. The first time he heard that bit, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
Oh, my God. The first time he heard that bit,
I came offstage afterwards. He was waiting for me, looming at the end of the bar, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I came offstage afterwards. He was waiting for me, looming a...
He was like: "I didn't like that new plane bit of yours." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:15
He was like: "I didn't like that new plane bit of ...
He's got even worse now, as well, that he is a minor celebrity. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
He's got even worse now, as well, that he is a minor ce...