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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Because there is no denying,your life choice, Hundred percent better for you,better for...

Because there is no denying,
your life choice, Hundred percent better for you,
better for the world

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Because there is no denying, your life choice,
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Hundred percent better for you, better for the world.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:54
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I also know why... human beings have a pop at vegans.
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
It's a very simple human instinct. As human beings,
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's given up drinking, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:09
Someone that's become a vegan, someone that's give...
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:10
Your mouth goes: "Oh, good for you."
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Because we don't want people #LivingTheirBestLife.
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
We want them #LivingASlightlyShittierLifeThanUs,
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Thunberg. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
That's why all those dickheads get wound up by Greta Th...
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the entire world to shame. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I mean, talk about living your best life. She has put the en...
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
That girl is a boss. She is a child. Yes.
[cheering] - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
[cheering]
She's at the UN, telling them: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:13
She's at the UN, telling them:
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
We also have no excuse now. It's never been easier
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Not Waitrose, or Whole Foods, before you start judging me.
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said: - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
After my last tour, my manager took me aside and said:
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the people, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
If you ever want to be a comedian you know, a man of the peo...
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:17
So the other day, I was in the supermarket, my favorite,
On behalf of everyone, can I please say, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
On behalf of everyone, can I please say,
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
We already have Dry January. Now we have Veganuary.
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:06
Newsflash: January already the shittest month of the year.
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new ones for. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
If anything, that is the month you should be finding new one...