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Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking

Case in point, every time I'm in a car and I do not realize "Fuck, today's the day." Also,...

Case in point, every time I'm in a car and I do not realize
that the heated seat is on, I'm like: "Fuck, today's the day." Also, more importantly,
what on earth does this phrase even mean?

Full Transcript

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Case in point, every time I'm in a car
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and I do not realize that the heated seat is on,
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I'm like: "Fuck, today's the day."
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Also, more importantly, what on earth does this phrase even mean?
Duration
15 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:06
Uploaded
May 27, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Jack Whitehall hits the stage with hilarious tales about happy couples, life in hotels, human stupidity and his well-traveled father.
Active diarrhea. As opposed to what? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Active diarrhea. As opposed to what?
My great-grandfather traveled to India, picked up a bit of the old Delhi belly, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:18
My great-grandfather traveled to India, picked up a bit of t...
If that is the case, and for some baffling reason - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:16
If that is the case, and for some baffling reason
"What's this? 'No running, no diving...' But ah, yes, nothing about shitting. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
"What's this? 'No running, no...
Well, bombs away." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
Well, bombs away."
We have to care about everyone's feelings, everyone's tolerances, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:12
We have to care about everyone's feelings, everyone...
I'll tell you where it's gone too far, and I have to be the person to say this. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
I'll tell you where it's gone too far, and I have ...
Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit? - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Would everyone stop [yelling] milking shit?
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
Near to where I live, in London, a very rough part of London
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
I went in there. I have very straightforward coffee tastes.
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a white coffee, please." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I went in there. I was like: "Hello, I'd like a wh...
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut milk, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:11
We've got a coconut milk, we've got an almond nut ...
You can have it from a bean, pulse, nut, grain, oat, lax, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:21
You can have it from a bean, pulse, nut, grain, oat, lax,
I'll take it from whatever nipple I can get." - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
I'll take it from whatever nipple I can get."
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Like I was the weirdo. I'm not the weirdo.
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friends, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:07
You're the one in the back of the shop with your friend...
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:08
I do not, for one moment, doubt that lactose intolerance
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure for cancer, - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:14
But lest I remind you, we currently don't have a cure f...
But I'm about to hit you up - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:05
But I'm about to hit you up
Milk must come... from a tit. - Jack Whitehall: I'm Only Joking 00:04
Milk must come... from a tit.